*applying to a job at grunty industries* application question: do you have experience in the following: screaming at people and hitting them with a big wrench? me: *lying* yes

thinking about retiring and starting a deviantart account where i post thousands of ms paint images of cartoon and nintendo women climbing magic beanstalks

growing up listening to weird al's music has left me with a hole that can only be filled with polka covers of songs i enjoy. it's not really been filled very much

i will never understand the appeal of playing old games with HD texture packs and ultrawide aspect ratios, people will say "this is the best way to play this game" and post a screenshot that looks like absolute ass. like as if what makes a game experience good is that it has The Most Graphics

every time i see a massive corporation hyperinvesting in AI i just read it as "fuuuuuuuuuck my foot looking shootable as hell rn"

happy 40th birthday to zelda no densetsu the hyrule fantasy here is an image i drew last year

"sorry i can't save you with my superior jumping ability right now" alright asshole. fucker. say that to my face

on top of being approximately 79 hours later than nintendo music releases usually are on a weekly basis, this release somehow has ZERO extendable tracks? like the feature simply does not apply to this game. this is the first non-switch pokemon game here too, added the moment its announced for switch

the biggest cultural impact of the segway is that people still think that's how you spell segue

still haven't forgiven all of the other reindeer for their systematic exclusion of rudolph. they laughed at him, called him names, they literally wouldnt even let him join in any reindeer games, and i'm supposed to believe they all just suddenly changed their tune because the big boss man likes him?

my friend and i made some bugs together,,, mine is the one with the red cheeks and she could not have been made without a LOT of help as i've never done anything like this before

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

when ZUN started working on a little breakout clone in 1995 do you think he knew he was making the final boss of armpit characters

i love when i watch pokemon videos on youtube and get interrupted every 5 minutes by terrible bootleg pokemon mobile game ads

is this anything

this is why i read old nintendo power scans. nobody ever talks about sheep on gba. and now i know its real.

it's kind of sad how hundreds of years ago old rich people were commissioning artists to paint realistic portraits of them so their image would live on or whatever when they could have been commissioning artists to draw them as a simpsons character instead

conceptualising mario kart world dlc that adds a city course from tour but only one of them. imagine a full interconnected map of the mario world and also singapore from real life is there and specifically only singapore

A 1994 Japanese Nintendo catalog included a sample image to illustrate the capabilities of Mario Paint that depicts "KOOPA'S WIFE BIBINBA". While the character is likely not canon, her name is based on a discarded name for Bowser, so it may have been drawn by a Nintendo employee.

shoutout to nintendo's newsletter where they give you extremely basic information on the nature of the subscription you're already paying for disguised as trivia questions in an appeal to absolutely nobody because the average person doesn't treat online play as a strange and mythical thing like them

in australia at least it's $5 cheaper to buy the super bomberman collection + switch 2 upgrade than it is to just buy the nintendo switch 2 edition on its own. bravo konami

they really called that shit Console Archives

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bangers on nintendo music this week

obviously it's terrible that the CEO of activision was conversing about business with jeffrey epstein but i feel like i'm going crazy seeing people say epstein invented microtransactions when the email is a quote from kotick months after cod already had them and tf2'd already been doing it for years

fortnite is a game with like anti-appeal to me and every time they add a brand i recognise it only makes it appeal to me less

they are like a puppy or a kitten to me

I asked Megumi about this, and her best guess is that it's so unclear who would even own the rights to Virtual Lab anymore, that there's no established entity that Nintendo could negotiate with for it -- if they even wanted to include the game on the service in the first place. A shame for sure.

jinjo’s bizarre adventure

how many Little Monkeys are jumping on the bed?

"awesome, i've always wanted this!!!" she says playing the banjo-kazooie recomp with a shitty old usb n64 controller, sitting five meters away from her authentic nintendo 64 with authentic nintendo 64 controller and authentic copy of banjo-kazooie

just realised after 15 years of playing balloon fight that holding B makes you go up as long as it's pressed down. ive been spamming it for so long

Banjo: Recompiled Release Trailer (Banjo-Kazooie PC Port available on Windows/Linux/Steam Deck/Mac) www.youtube.com/watch?v=0906... -High framerate support -Widescreen/ultrawide support -Mod support -Dual analog camera -Note saving

i understand the allure of turning off replies and quotes on this website but sometimes i see a post and i'm like. i have some important information regarding this that i need to get to you but i have no way of delivering that information now

This period tracking app is fucking useless

i think i was possessed by a demon or angel when i made that super smash bros brawl gimmick account back in 2020 and i dont know if i've reached the creative heights of "super mario brawl" ever since

sometimes i see people posting about wanting to fuck characters and i like the post without wanting to fuck that character. i just want to support your right to fuck characters

we finally live in a world where Irozuki Tingle no Koi no Balloon Trip isnt the only DS Zelda game with some sort of soundtrack release

gaming youtubers with under 10k subscribers will make several hour long videos called "I 100%'d every method of cock and ball torture." and the thumbnail says "ABSOLUTE HELL."

these days all the youth talk about is Harmful Park (1997) for Sony PlayStation

According to the official British Nintendo Magazine System magazine, Panel de Pon was originally planned to be localized with Killer Instinct characters before being changed to the Yoshi-themed Tetris Attack.

something about the idea of remaking specifically a 2D platformer with 3D graphics feels sacrilegious to me. like mario all stars? sure, of course. mario advance? well that's just a handheld port. if there was just a standard ass 3D remake of SMB3 in the NSMB era? there would be riots in the streets

ive been in a big donkey kong mood recently and just finished with my childhood games dkc2 and 3 yesterday so now im looking fearfully over at donkey kong 64

does anyone even know what the deal with Kannon's Klanking / "Mining Melancholy" is. it's so bizarre to me that it was omitted from both the english and japanese releases of the dkc2 soundtrack. im pretty sure it could have easily fit on the discs

Super Donkey Kong 3: Mysterious Kremis Island