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Just wtf is this? I can’t think of many more unifying causes than standing up for the BBC against this absurd threat from Trump. And Farage will be on his side, snivelling along like the school-bully-errand-boy that he is. Traitorous little bastard. www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/donald...

Hang on!! BBC breakfast have got Kelvin Mackenzie on to talk about HONESTY in relation to news reporting, ARE YOU HAVING A FUCKING LAUGH!!!?

Everyone knows that the BBC, since its stuffing at its highest level with Tory appointees, is rightwing. Yet UK media, especially the Murdoch press, has had a long-running campaign to gaslight us that the BBC is leftwing. I wonder why that might be!

Morning all. A bit fed up.

Wearing a poppy commemorates the sacrifice of those who died for our freedoms, including the freedom not to wear a poppy.

Sunny Saturday

Trump every time he’s confronted about one of his lies: “Who are you with?” Reporter: Gives name of company. Trump: You’re fake news. You’re terrible. I’m not calling on you anymore! You should be ashamed of yourself! This is why nobody watches you! Then goes back to lying.

The 2025 writers are trolling us.

At midnight, order a pizza to the address of a cemetery. Stand at the gate dressed in muddy old clothes. When the pizza arrives, try to pay with a ten shilling note.

One for the kids

Morning all. Blue skies here. Head still banging 🙄

🏊‍♀️The women who swim at Kenwood Ladies Pond have already made their decision. In 2024, almost 900 members voted to keep their trans-inclusive policy - a policy that has worked peacefully since 2019. Now, a small campaign group is seeking to overturn that democratic decision through the courts. 1/5

As we knew. And as the idiotic politicians should have realised.

Bluesky moderation's Public Enemy No. 1

The great Leviathan that maketh the seas to seethe like boiling pan.

NOTE: You don't HAVE to a very young, white, blonde woman who wears white in order to be a low-level aide to Trump—wait, yes you do.

All Landlords Are Bastards, and leaseholding is some outdated Victorian era quasi-extortion racket shit that should be outlawed but this guy is a fuly on cunt. Stay for the kicker of "Yes I'm up in court on a stalking charge but I demand you send me the home address of one of your female reporters."

Some good news at last.

Dominic Cummings was always an absolute arsehole. The Conservative right loves to talk up imagined genius among their ranks when in truth there's nothing there but attitude, flex, and pose. Mogg, Johnson, Gove, Cummings. All tiresome little nobodies trotting out rehashed nonsense. Often nasty.

Mr President shits himself, for attention.

Morning all. Didn’t watch any of the Traitors thing. Of no interest to me whatsoever.

Even I thought this was one of mine!

I see that a) The National Trust is selling "Christmas Curd", and b) my Photoshopping skills are as sharply honed as they ever were

I see the Welsh and the Finns are looking on the bright side as usual.

Not to replace substance with message but I genuinely do not think that the GOP establishment is prepared, nor capable, of regulating itself in a world where all high profile democrats are directly staring into a camera and telling Trump to go fuck himself.

Always like it when the supermarket Christmas food starts to appear, and is made up of two broad categories "normal stuff with cranberry added" and "product of an entirely diseased mind".

Putting up post it notes around the kitchen to help your auld da with early onset dementia: Presidential Edition

Fireworks going off outside, but all is calm here.

Low-impact day. Appointment at GP this morning. Short walk with Long Boi this afternoon.

He aced his cognitive test, you know.

Bit by bit, he's turning the White House into a knock off Sandals holiday resort.

On this day 1605: Guy Fawkes attempts to blow up King James I and the Houses of Parliament.

And with no hint of shame, humility or personal responsibility, the Tory who detonated the economy with his mini budget and whose party trashed the place with austerity and Brexit, then scorched the earth with unaffordable pre-election tax cuts, tells Reeves to apologise. Insufferable. (iPaper)

In a fiery speech after his win, NYC mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani warned President Trump that the city will stand united: "To get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."

Awake since 5:00am

"Dear Martha, we've been camped outside Richmond for going on 30 days. Overhead the sandwiches are exploding day and night. The smell of the onions and mustard is overwhelming."

A neo-con, a protofascist, a corporate banshee, the architect of an illegal war of aggression that killed hundreds of thousands of innocents and changed the Middle East for the worse, forever. A hellbound ghoul worthy of no fine words or commiseration.

Within the next decade a billionaire will die in a space accident, and it will be the greatest day on the internet in history. I have memes prepared.

Another early night for me. Fractured skull dizziness has driven me to my bed 🛌

Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.

Nigel Farage is not the man of the people. Never has been, never will be. He’s out for himself, and only himself, and will look to grift you for everything you’ve got. He’s a nasty, lying bigot. Nigel Farage is the man of Nigel Farage.

It’s disgraceful that there are no-go areas in modern Britain, and that they’re the private estates of wealthy landowners.

Absolute perfection. #Reform

Been chucking it down here, today. Ventured out with Brae for a coffee (for me) - in an effort to clear my malfunctioning head.

I keep two glasses on my bedside table at night: a glass of water and an empty one, because sometimes, when I wake up, I'm not thirsty.