I want to write negative crap, but that sounds dumb and useless. Instead, my cat is being very nice to me and I'll say how much I love him instead 😸 which is a whole helluva lot.

Just cuz the FCC didn't want me to. youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?...

can potential energy be converted into big dick energy

difference between big data and big lore

Now that’s a patriot

Ask and you shall receive

Paradox is a pointer telling you to look beyond it. If paradoxes bother you, that betrays your deep desire for absolutes.

"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh

The only real proof I have that I'm not a complete piece of shit is how much more I think about, and continue to think about, the people I've wronged vs the people who have wronged me. Guilt is just a helluva drug, I guess. But I do regret those things more as my life drags on.

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Consider the relationship between faith and power. Are they mutually exclusive when each depends upon the other?

People unable to see the beauty of the world are unable to create it.

Good. I hope this stays true. Harry Potter is poop from the butt and its creator is an even bigger poop.

When you think you know something, that is the most perfect barrier against learning.

The official name for a group of autistic people is a magic: the gathering

The Melania movie bombing has gotta be in the top 2 worst experiences a First Lady has had at a theatre

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

So what I’m gathering is a pedophilic billionaire successfully worked to destigmatize race science among the academic, political, and business elite partly by sex trafficking girls. Is that the shape of it so far?

When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."

It is said that the only fear we cannot correct is the fear of our own mistakes.

There's a lot going on in the United States. If you plan to exercise your legal right to protest, we kindly remind you to not RSVP online, "check in" on a social app, or share your name or email with protest organizers.

The mind commands the body and it obeys. The mind orders itself and meets resistance.

There's always a Jean-Luc quote for current events, isn’t there.

"Here I am and here I remain"

Picard management tip: Run crisis drills when all is well. A real calamity is not a good time for training.

Law always chooses sides on the basis of enforcement power. Morality and legal niceties have little to do with it when the real question is: Who has the clout?

To know a thing well, know its limits. Only when pushed beyond its tolerances will true nature be seen.

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

Treat ice the way the right treats education and health.

I am my own tamagotchi and some bitch keeps forgetting to clean up my shit.

FUCK ICE FUCK FASH FUCK EVERY PIECE OF NAZI TRASH SAY IT WITH ME

why do people twitter

My art for Ocelot Pride was revealed today! I’m so honored that I got to create something for a Magic the Gathering card that is popular with many players!

Whatever adhd I have got me to start thinking of the Rankin-Bass Hobbit and replaced Elrond's voice with Stewie and I'm quite entertained.

lord of the rings bilbo was like "i feel like spreading my butt over too much bread"

ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about

you there boy, what bullshit is this

Get in loser, we're going west to diminish

there is nothing more reassuring than finding out someone is a cat person

FUCK ICE

Where Winds Meet is a game with beautiful men that are NEVER KISSING. NOT AT ALL. WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT?

*teenage dirtbag voice* drinking the homemade turkey gravy

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.