Lindsey Graham died the way he lived, as a minor distraction from Mitch McConnell

*blowing cigarette smoke right in the face of everyone who just woke up to the news* "We already did all the jokes"

There's a lot about life (my own as well as *gestures broadly*) I truly do not care for (trying very hard not to say hate), but having both my cats asleep next to me is really keeping me alive.

Reposting because of the sony news

If buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft

If you're lonely when you're alone, you are in bad company.

Katie Tightpussy is Kamala Harris's Light Yagami.

Trans rights are human rights. If we cannot protect the rights of the most vulnerable population of society, not a single one of us has rights.

lmao

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.”

Weird how Father's day hit me this year. Doesn't usually go this way at all lol. Anyways..

(Glad no real humans read any of this lol) but man, some days are just crushing for no good reason..

*sigh...* I wish big sad would wait til I was done with work to hit like a truck.

That pain you felt was everything you knew was coming.

The Dana Carvey Show was ahead of its time for a lot of reasons not least of which is the now-prescient sketch “skinheads from Maine”

“if you died nothing in my life would change”: a twitter exchange about a pizza “face god and walk backwards into hell”: a dril tweet about hollering at zoo animals “you cannot kill me in a way that matters”: a tumblr shitpost about mushrooms

Yo sometimes I know you’re kinda goin like sideways in life when you wanna go up the stairs and get the good thing, but I promise you, so many good things are comin you just gotta get there. That’s why you might as well enjoy the journey.

Post and album you've listened to 100+ times.

the thing about data centers is that you know Ewoks would hate them, and Ewoks have never been wrong, so

Happy pride all

Brain: alright.. we've settled down >yawn!< time to pass ou-- Street Sweeper: >>VWOOOOSSHHGOOD MORNING!!VWOOOSHHH!!!<<

Hope clouds observation.

If there is no enemy, one must be invented. The military force which is denied an external target always turns against its own people.

The sins of this universe would trouble anyone.

the entire majesty of legacy media is nothing compared to a single woman who loves herself

I found this at my table at MagicCon Vegas. I need this amazing Magic community to help me find its owner! #magicconvegas

<detective> I’m sorry but mommy isn’t coming back. You’re gonna have to be brave now because soon podcasters are gonna be calling you to ask about the killer <sobbing child> wha-what if I wite a book to secure my intellectual pwoperty wites first? <detective> that’s a good kid

Power bases are very dangerous because they attract people who are truly insane, people who seek power only for the sake of power.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

youtu.be/6bghDcbzfEU NEW BOARDS OF CANADA!!!!

Picard management tip: Get your own damn work done. Others will follow suit.

Thank goodness I don't have saved drafts. Some of my thoughts are really not worth sharing. Wonder what it's like to save your shitposts to see later.. I'm not gonna do it, but ya kno..

I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but a reminder that Trent Reznor spelled backwards is Ron Zertnert

Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal

I need more time so I don't feel tired all the time.

If you’re an American should watch the Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown ep on Iran. A deeply humanizing look at a country full of people just like you and me. I watched it after Anthony died and it moved in ways that are hard to relay. I also immediately ran out to try kabob koobideh and tahdig.

Sad brain day, but not the desperately wanted cathartic kind. But at least staring at a simmering pot of curry reminds me that physics is cool. Thanks, thermodynamics.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

It snowed for my birthday. This either means my karma is good, or I'm going to die before I get home. Either way, it was a pretty good day.

One of the biggest problems in my life is how good Cheez-its are

When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.

Anger is one thing, violence another.

I'm not really qualified to assess whether clinging sullenly to a child's book makes you a bad person, but I do think it makes you timid, incurious, and dull. It makes you someone who will sacrifice other people for a memory of comfort. It makes you untrustworthy and weak.