Whatever adhd I have got me to start thinking of the Rankin-Bass Hobbit and replaced Elrond's voice with Stewie and I'm quite entertained.

lord of the rings bilbo was like "i feel like spreading my butt over too much bread"

ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about

you there boy, what bullshit is this

Get in loser, we're going west to diminish

there is nothing more reassuring than finding out someone is a cat person

FUCK ICE

Where Winds Meet is a game with beautiful men that are NEVER KISSING. NOT AT ALL. WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT?

*teenage dirtbag voice* drinking the homemade turkey gravy

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

@happybroccoligames.bsky.social Eugene McQuacklin is one the case! Hopefully, I did him justice. Happy Halloween, and thanks for the great game!

I'm realizing that the overuse of Breaking News is making me skim stuff if not just go by headlines. This wasn't the case before.. I used to want to read articles and did.

Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"

why do nazis keep showing up

Define your music taste in eight artists: Nine Inch Nails Boards of Canada Boom Boom Satellites UNKLE Massive Attack Electric Callboy Above & Beyond Dave Matthew's Band Funny how when you start thinking about it, you think you won't get to 8, but by 8 you have 8 more to list.

Lucked out at the store on specials for dinner.. only to come home to the power out. I hungy...

what happens if you reverse the polarity of big dick energy

Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.

Despite at least some effort to the contrary, it's weird how I've become a Judd Nelson type character in several people's stories, for better or worse.

Hey all 👋 my living situation has dramatically changed. I should be fine for a few months, but if you'd like to help me make - significantly increased - rent, then any change would be greatly appreciated. Patreon: www.patreon.com/spice8rack Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/spice8rack PayPal: [email protected]

(At a birthday) Watching 4 year olds is fascinating. They're just learning how to be a real person and it's wholesome as hell.

The only past which endures lies wordlessly within you.

"The past is never dead. It's not even past." -Faulkner

Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play go fuckin Huskies Nazi UW students fuck off

Picard diversity tip: The fact that a crewmember looks alien to you does not make them any less of a Starfleet officer.

Thought I was coming down with con crud on the way home, but it feels like I narrowly dodged it. Old man's immune system still works, babay!

For me, there is nothing better than getting home from a trip and immediately sleeping 12 hours. (not sarcasm, I really love sleep)

Wanna thank @wachelreeks.com and @rebell.bsky.social (and very literally everyone else I spoke to) for being so generous with their time for me. This con has been amazing in no small part due to how gracious everyone is with us, the audience. I'll see you all next year! Thanks so much!

Bless the green tea on my flights. It's the only thing keeping my body from crumbling before getting home.

Signal boosting!! If you see someone with this proof, they STOLE it.

I know how it sounds, but I swear by what I call the hitchhiker's preflight routine. I tell ya, if you can feel yourself getting sick as you go home from a trip, the 3 pints idea effin works, Holmes.

Please please please please please DM me or Wesley if you find this box. I can’t even describe how much it means to him.

Well don't I feel stupid

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Membership in a conspiracy, as in an army, frees people from the sense of personal responsibility.

Picard management tip: Be willing to reevaluate your own behavior.

Only a little frustrating to successfully go to bed early for more sleep, only to get up 6 hours later at 3am..

I am just a shadow. Always trying to catch up with myself.

I think my biggest issue with Alien:Earth is that it seems to think that the alien escaping corporate control is somehow scarier and more destructive than it being under corporate control.

Paul Saunders rt if you agree

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains...

God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

I swear it's not the delay to my flight, but Rhianna is awesome. Cold take, I know.