I'm gonna try not to be too snarky here, but yes, people do, in fact, like other fake sports. Even if you argue something like Any Given Sunday doesn't count as "fake football," the Savannah Bananas and Harlem Globetrotters are fake baseball and fake basketball, respectively.

He literally doesn't know what "asylum" means in a migration context. Embarrassing-ass timeline.

If Analogue decided they were worth a BILLION DOLLARS, they'd be laughed out of Europe, but if the VR Arms Dealing Douchenozzle does it, I guess we're supposed to pretend it's not entirely insane? (It is.)

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The cohort of videogame people who consider Final Fantasy VI to be a work of literature on par with Shakespeare (who they've never read) are the exact target audience for this technology. And I mean that as disrespectfully and pejoratively as possible.

Trump: "I'm gonna fuck shit up" ... Trump haters: "He's gonna fuck shit up" ... Trump fans: "HE is gonna FUCK SHIT UP!!!" ... Trump fucks shit up U.S. media and experts:

WOLF BLITZER: Welcome to the situation room, our top story is Marco Rubio, now a *literal* "clownshoes motherfucker."

I can't compete with this.

Weird criticism I keep seeing about RE9 are people acting like its stupid that the evil villains keep leaving notes behind documenting their evil plans, and uhh 1. This series has always been campy pulp 2. Have you not seen the news for the last 6 months? Evil villains love leaving a paper trail

"Disconnected" by Face to Face is still an absolutely fucking anthemic banger. In case you were curious.

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it's curious how this won't be accompanied by 75,000 mainstream pundit pieces about how Republicans are obsessed with "identity politics" and need to reconnect with "real America" on "kitchen table issues"

Republicans are racist. In other news, water is wet, sky is blue, etc etc.

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever thrown a particularly annoying beat-'em-up enemy off an elevator?

Rejected Mega Man robot master? #art #animation

when the edible hits and you try to play it cool

Drop a gif you can hear

He's literally doing the 1984 thing. The handful of conservatives who've actually read it are using it as an instruction manual.

“This picture, this picture—I don’t give a fuck what anybody says. If you don’t have time to see it, don’t. If you don’t like it, don’t. If it doesn’t give you an answer, fuck you. I didn’t make it for you anyway.” -John Cassavetes

International Women’s Day? On the same day they take an hour away?????

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Dems favorite pastime is reminding the poors how unrefined they are. I hope Willow Nightengale powerbombs you. 🤼‍♂️

Then you're not making art, you're making a product and you're a fucking coward.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Are you ready for "Shadow of the Beast + Bionic Commando"? I have a Launch Date for ChainStaff! 🥳 It's hitting Steam, Switch, Playstation, and Xbox all on April 8th. Full trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR_O... Store links below. Pre-order is also up for Switch/Xbox!!!

Were the kids in that school "savages that torture and rape and murder"?

Look at that form. Misawa would be proud. 🤼‍♂️

When Charlie Chaplin talked about "machine men with machine minds and machine hearts," he was talking about the kind of people who would make insider bets on wars.

I peed at a urinal next to Christian Bale.

I'm so fucking exhausted of this shit. He got an SS tattoo. That he acknowledged on Reddit was an SS tattoo. He went on a race-baiting alt right podcast where he declared himself a "longtime fan" of the show. Please stop falling over yourselves to defend this guy.

Further proof conservatives don't know history: you wanna fuck with the people's hot caffeinated beverage of choice... in BOSTON?

True pro wrestling legend Bull Nakano: lol I bought another Super Famicom today.

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I love the internet because the internet has other people who make jokes that are about fighting games and Shakespeare. Actually, fuck, this is a hip youth pastor fighting game joke, isn't it?

This is a very good point. Naziism being normalized in our party is giving the opposition endless ammo and also a free pass to do more Roman salutes. All you people who got this guy where he is today, congrats.

Isn't it weird that the group filing an Amicus defending a 150-year principle of American Constitutional Law is seen as non-partisan, while the nativists giving lists of judges to PoTUS is trying to overturn a Reconstruction Era Constitutional Amendment are viewed as partisan? Really makes you think

I am absolutely not replaying the first 40 hours of this on another system, but if you are a Switch Only Person™️, you *need* to check out Blue Prince.

Looking in my crystal ball and seeing Danhausen in 6 months...

Time to indulge in one of my favorite nostalgic rituals, something I've been doing for practically ¾ of my life now... Staying up too late on a weeknight playing a new Resident Evil game.

Ffffffffffuck, folks. Bruce Campbell has cancer. www.instagram.com/p/DVZvexojEF...

Iran has been "a week away from having a nuke" for longer than the development times of both Duke Nukem Forever and Beyond Good & Evil 2 combined.

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

Supporting Platner at this point isn't just some hapless strategic miscalculation, it's indicative of deep moral rot.

My only criticism is that this looks more like a Neo•Geo Pocket game than a GB game... And by "criticism," what I mean is "thing that makes me mad because it isn't real."

Not the same guy, you brick-brained clown. The one who came to power in 1979 died 10 years later in ‘89.

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