“If £1b were to suddenly appear in their bank account, would euthanasia still be necessary? “If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.”

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

The funny thing is there are absolutely traits skills and characteristics that financially super successful people have and they are: money being born into money knowing other people with money

I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.

the world has changed

Buying a dress AND a skirt? A plus decisions of my life

Like, I understand I said something to a friend that made them deeply upset but I'm not sorry that it's honestly so stupid that it's because I said "stop following the fashion dogma of a bunch of stupid websites I know you hate" instead of "but a dress, coward"

If you're reading this: buy an Amazon basics skater skirt. Yes, you!

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

Seeing this and raising: eggnog carbonara

If this was a real photo you could remove like 4 industrial bolts and effectively save the world.

Uhh last I checked there's already an AI generated Sora video featuring Disney's iconic characters and it's called Kingdom Hearts Re:coded

Palestinians call on everyone to sign the Boycott Xbox pledge today. Viable gaming alternatives exist. Genocide is not a game. Go to nogamesforgenocide.com to sign the pledge and for more details on how to take action.

South Korea will require advertisers to label their ads made with artificial intelligence technologies from next year. https://to.pbs.org/4psIQKR

I've pretty much retired from podcasting but doing the guest spot every once in a while is so nice. Thank you to @ninagonzalez.bsky.social and @mecha-tho.bsky.social for letting me back on MSB to get into the weeds on environmentalism and politics in storytelling

As Trump drags us into an Iraq-style war in Venezuela, 312 members of the House — including 115 Democrats — just voted to authorize over $900 billion in military spending.

IT'S PODCASTS WEEK BAYBEEE

If you're reading this and you only buy black jeans I'm saying this as non judgemental as possible: literally buy anything else. Try literally anything. Believe in yourself and it'll look fine

If I wanted to be rude I would have said stop buying pants

Lmao

So many people are upset and it's because this isn't there life

smth i always think about is, even if you're the least-charitable-possible hardcore american patriot, the war was a 3 year woodchipper of flesh that resulted in... a boundary line basically the same as the one they started with. all of those ppl were killed for nothing, even by US military standards

You know when you dig into the gas station carousel every once in a while you're going to find Byzantium (2012)

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

The "upgraded" Age Assurance system has essentially locked everyone out of the @ddosecrets.com account while we wait for @support.bsky.team to explain what a "birthdate" is for an organization, and whether we're supposed to submit made-up information or have the organization's account restricted.

did it in four words hemmingway

Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.

miami dade was ground zero for “oh fuck Latinos are shifting right” may it also portend a dramatic shift back the other way

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a cancer vaccine that has shown STUNNING results, PREVENTING up to 88% of MULTIPLE aggressive cancers by harnessing dual-pathway nanoparticles that train the immune system to recognize and destroy tumor cells. In some cases, it COMPLETELY prevented metastasis.

Wizard People Dear Reader has made it impossible for me to not call Piper a "cat face meowmer" when he won't stop meowing for no reason

It's also Condiment Kids week

We're BACK BAYBEE

every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season

I don't believe in the right of divine kings but I do believe in the right of every biopic about Queen Victoria making Albert a smashable twink

There's an anti gang violence ad running in Virginia that's animated in the style of GTA and it features a Latino "gang member" with a viking white supremacist tattoo and there's no way it wasn't made with AI

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

ESTROGAN THE DEMON GONE GONE THE FORM OF MAN, INJECT THE DEMON ESTROGAN -Mistrdrake in our twitch chat

THEYmian Wayne

the specther solomn grunthe/him the goon patrol

WOKE gotham be like onomatoSHEia CatTHEYman Woke Riddler Hush 3 Dr. Phosphorus (woman doctor? still workshopping) Condiment Monarch Ra's Al Cool Dick Grayson (Gay boy) Harley Quinn (also woman doctor???) Commisioner Gordon fired

Fucking Around: laying off workers in the process of unionizing a month before Christmas Finding Out: said workers are pressure campaign organizers

"Joey Batey is not a twink, he's hairy" "You need to remember what he looks like IN the witcher" "Yeah but when he's just as tall and wide as Henry Caville and when has his coat and his chemise open-" "Doesn't matter, you put him next to Derrick or whatever his name is-" "DERRICK from the WITCHER??"

Hard to think of a better example of how the economy *actually* works than the fact that Zuckerberg basically lit $77 billion on fire to fund the metaverse, an idea that everyone knew made no sense from the start, and it had absolutely no negative affect on him or the company's value.

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.