Funny how that works

Sad song on the Playlist hit at the wrong time :(

you crack open an unusually large acorn and these guys all come tumbling out

How to talk to new people without making it weird how to talkto newpeople withoutmakingitweird

Ikea giraffe lamp I would die for you

trans people are terrorists? more like tear-my-tits !!! Little surgery humor for you. We have fun around here don't we folks

"No, you held a chewed up cheezit in your mouth and enveloped it around progesterone before swallowing it like thats a normal thing to do."

yaoi jesus or something

me after I sow:

AW RATS! It happened again! Wait hold on, this is good news— By overwhelmingly popular demand, The Big Rat Returns is now in the Yeteemart as a part of artist @1000deaddraculas.bsky.social collection, available as both a tee and tank top! 🐀 theyetee.com/1000dd

Thinking about Her

i have so, so many furious things to say about this but just to scream about one: when corporations declare themselves able to decide what art is or not made specifically for getting off, they are absolutely going to use that power to target even the tamest of queer art first.

Dreamt I was afraid to go outside because the ground kept pushing corpses straight up into my yard. I called the city to help clean them up and they said “Why? They’re yours.” Quick doodle about it.

my BFF just messaged me important information which, I think. that everybody needs to know

important critter monk snoot guide

Everyone thinks that Lovecraftian horror is briny depths, tentacles, and ancient monsters beyond the stars. But the real Lovecraftian horror is just a troubling Ancestry DNA result

we gotta clean up the internet because the credit card guys are squeamish, i guess. they don't mind the nazis but the tits have got to go

I will be cropping all my shirts this summer I am so sorry to inform you all

No thats not the same person actually

looking good! didn't iron it in the end, just taped it into the frame lol #crosstitch

we're car guys. of course we wrap our lips around the stick shift and slobber on it and moan on it and touch ourselves a little while getting as far down as we can and

My tamagotchi enrolled in a firearms safety course

Having a front desk makes leaving the apt so hard. Youre telling me I HAVE to look presentable so this person I see every day doesnt realize I am actually a rat???

Going to be opening up emergency commissions right now, price is heavily negotiable, DM for details on it. Anything from a sketch to a fully rendered piece, SFW and NSFW. It’s rather urgent, so any help/sharing is greatly appreciated. Thank you 🙂‍↕️

I found a spooky thing I like that I wanna talk about 😣

back to the future scene where marty pulls out a family pic to see he's fading away but also the twin towers come back one by one and a third one appears

Being skeptical of any media or journalism that is aimed at making you upset is how you stop yourself from becoming a fox news grandpa. You should not want to become a fox news grandpa.

extremely messy silver sketches cuz her face is giving me grief #deadlock

on my deathbed insisting that everyone be honest and say that they're mad at me

Love it here :)

im a bully in the same way this guy is a supervillain

Happy Mother's Day from this legend

mole

Knight whose elaborately articulated plate armour that cost more than YOUR domain makes in a year has a Smug Anime Girl face engraved on the codpiece.

Ive had too much drink for 1130am

Jesus fucking christ why am I so god damn sad can my brain just shut the fuck up for a day

does anyone want to go play outside with me or do you all think i deserve to die

Hehehehe

Server called me "my guy" when I was getting lunch ☺️

comm for @faithism.bsky.social !! thank you for introducing me to this game 🫶 literally just wanted to play through episode 0 to get their dynamic down but I ended up with another fixation LMAO [ #OfTheDevil #OTDevil ]

I remembered I can post my thoughts on the internet can you tell

Final meal: embalming fluid and (1) cube of vaseline

Vaseline cube

Ink sac ink sac ink sac

Sip