My wife has so many earrings in our bathroom now and her collection grows so I must provide housing for her treasures. (I'm making a jewelry box out of some MDF we had lying around)

woman who is a chewtoy

Sonja gets a giant dragon, and empusa bagged her a equally giant titan woman

Me to my wife: "r u single bc u r my crush" My wife: "Pervert."

god forbid a girl have a cute lil breakdown

"Really THIS scene?" "I did it for Laura's DEAD BODY"

She can Fix me

Thinking about the later part of season 2 Twin Peaks and my main takeaway is this: It's never too late to start estrogen David Duchovny

My skin is CRAWLING why are you screaming at this poor customer service person on SPEAKERPHONE

Trans girl: I dunno I just have a lot of hangups about feeling like I can't be intimate without an underlying fear of coming off as a predator. The succubus who's been trying to fuck her all night to drain life force from her: We can just play League instead if you're not up for it

alysa liu!!!

This is the vibe Kathy's pep talk has here

I need to make just enough money to pay someone to clean our apt when im sad lmfao

I just think I would look hot with blood on my teeth ok

Oh my cog! Are you alright? Sorry, I'm Tick. And I'm Tock. Like a clock. Is that gear lubricant escaping your retinal orificers? Are your sprrrrrockets in a twist? They're crying. What happened? Holy shift! Your boyfriend said that to you? Sounds like he's got a couple of loose screws!

what! she's LITERALLY cute!!! #otDevil

#otdevil this game has plagued my brain

is it too late for this trend #otdevil #ofthedevil

"Can I 3 way you in the call so we can pick a time?" "I am in the bathtub" "Well they dont have to know that!!" You know what it was my fault for answering the phone while I was taking a bath.

If your "god" didnt want me to modify my flesh suit then why did "he" create the means to do so?

Thinking about flesh

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

"I kind of feel like theres this pit of despair in my soul and idk why???" Period. Ah yes. I forgot.

little #rcbg fanart that started as a warmup sketch. Eat your fucking heart out Nichole

chican3ry.medium.com/a-rough-and-... If you need someone who isn't trans to confirm this, the 20thC has decades of academic research papers with psychiatrists and therapists bemoaning that trans people simply won't stop being trans. Not electric shocks, psychotherapeutic gaslighting, even Exorcism.

did some #RCBG sketches centered around the latest chapters! i love drawing these girls. i think im all in on Kashmi now to be honest

Rashmi warmup sketches #rcbg

Cuck-oo

God fucking damnit I got my mind off this shit so why is there still this deep deep sadness weighing on me

Imagine agonizing about someone's bullshit for a week only to find out they never even liked you in the first place Lmfao couldnt be me

Flesh house

The day you can marry Pam in stardew valley is the day I will play stardew valley

I just want to sleep

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My latest: Without anti-authoritarianism, 'anti-imperialism' is just conservatism with left-wing aesthetics www.hauntologies.net/p/iranian-pr...

Who am I

Gotta love being viewed as aggressive when you havent done anything wrong 🫠

Doesn’t it make you crazy? Doesn’t it turn your blood to fucking gasoline?

Post you at your dykiest Fuck it

essential lesbian needs: - a wife - revolution - basic human rights

I got a crock pot for Christmas and I love her so much

be as brutal as you can and #Fuck.ai

My father in law died and ngl even though we had our beef I miss that stubborn man whenever we go visit. Thanks for always making me feel included Carlos. Dont worry about Ash I'll take care of her I promise.

Man waking up everyday knowing you're gonna be scared about literally everything going on bc your president is riddled with dementia and hate really wears down on someone doesn't it

mayor mamdani sir what is your favorite Marble Hornets Entry