My three favourite things are eating out my friends and not using commas

"The Chinese government has the full, un-redacted Epstein files." "Anonymous has the full, un-redacted Epstein files." That's nice. I'll care about it when they're released publicly online. Until then, it's all just meaningless, shameless engagement bait.

Donald’s track record of not healing Sora in time remains unbroken.

Starting a GoFundMe to buy these pups daily filet mignon for life

*goes to the gym once*

I don't want the boys feeling left out. Apparently there's a guy who carried 80kg (176ish lbs) bricks around there with his bits and bobs.

I hope Tony Khan stacks, I mean STACKS their Spring Break Out WrestleMania week show! All the stars, 5 star matches, everything. Also I will be going cause it’s near me.

This is the second Sora connected to Disney to fucking die.

RIP BOZO

I was the understudy for Undertaker: One Dead Man Show. This is my story. youtu.be/Yy8pOmEN6-8?...

It's going to be like the Mimosa Mayhem match, just with jizz

The most buzz I’ve seen about WrestleMania is CM Punk jizzing on Roman Reigns (I think?)

*puts on tinfoil hat* I feel like them having ICE at the airports is an attempt to "normalize" their presence, so when they're at the polls during the election, people are used to seeing them. This shouldn't be normalized. None of this is normal.

Send ICE to Iran

This is how I found out Sid gets a legacy induction. Lmao. WWE is a joke

I'm glad nobody gives a shit about the WWE Hall of Fame anymore. I saw Sid was getting in as a legacy inductee then saw Stephanie McMahon is getting in? That would have caused an explosion of articles and protests a few years ago. Now nobody gives a shit. Good stuff.

ICE agents should be fired, not deployed to airports.

OS level age verification is a Meta lobbying project Pass it on

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH the baddies are at the GYM working on their baddie bodies!

This is literally the only thing i have the bandwidth to read about today

My animatronic grim reaper from the 1970s has something important to say.

Gonna become a gym guy this spring.

leaving this back on the timeline again #AEW #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️

Hey some good news

Politician or Legacy Media Outlet every other month: I spoke to a calculator and you won't believe what they had to say about our current moment in time

How do Democrats not understand that defunding and dissolving this miserable group of homicidal turds is a winning platform?

Eating healthy is bullshit (I’m eating healthy)

ICE officers getting paid for standing around doing nothing while TSA employees work without pay is a pretty succinct summation of where we're at right now

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

This is what I was hoping to see from influencers and independent journalists who traveled to Cuba. The impacts of U.S. actions aren't getting the attention they deserve in mainstream media. My people are being ignored in the U.S. news.

the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do

A father watching the Paw Patrol movie with his daughter was struck with the realization that it could count as an entry on Letterboxd. paletteswap.site/different-co...

These guys are - and I don’t use this term lightly -absolutely HONKIN’ on Bobo here.

Live Action Moana has the energy of a Saturday Night Live sketch.

They lost out immensely by not tracking this guy down and paying him a million bucks

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Why did his hair in Scorpion King look better?

This looks so dogshit it's almost beautiful

I fear we’re gonna get a lot of mileage out of this Barret meme.

roll the clip

Don’t drive anywhere because gas costs too much. Don’t fly anywhere because the lines are eight days long and an ICE agent might shoot you when you reach for your ID. Greatest country in the world.

LA MISTICA!!!!!!!!!