I miss how sexy those old 5 Gum commercials were. It was gum you wanted to fuck.

"Lindsey Graham just died." "What?" "Lindsey Graham just died.' "Oh wow." "Yeah." "Huh." "I just got that texted. Not that that has anything to do with wrestling, but..." "No no, just...wow." Vintage Observer Radio. (h/t Kennel in Something Awful's Punch Sport Pagoda subforum.)

in honor of the Dogs segment on AEW last night, I’m bringing up the time my wife (who works at a humane society) named 3 kittens after the Death Riders

THANK YOU SIRI, KEEP GOING

Mystery DIEnce Theater 3000 is this anything?

I was watching MJF/Bryan Danielson when the news broke cause I’m day partying tomorrow. I was meant to be on Bluesky for some breaking news.

Setting my alarm cause I have boat party plans… 😅😂

One less we gotta worry about

if i died on Mount Everest my body's nickname would be Jorts Guy

the Hangman lower third is back we're restoring the feeling

By this metric, pretty much everyone in this woman's family including herself should get the fuckin' chair. The McMahons covered up sexual abuse for decades then decided to get in on it themselves in the last decade. Craven monsters.

I love how many times they say "No AI" in this. STP are real ones for sure

TK I had PLANS Saturday stop stacking Collision cause now I have to delay them for Hanger!!

I know it's been said before but in a world where the powers that be keep forcing us right, GDQ making an active effort to go even further left and bring truth and unity to a wide audience just warms my heart.

KOMANDER IS BACK!!!

all these remakes are targeted at parental anxiety that their children might experience a different childhood than themselves send tweet

🚨 Breaking 🚨 #TrumpTakeIsrael @realinfowars.bsky.social

Lorenzo Salgado Araujo…The problems with ICEs existence continue.

You thought regular 9/11 was bad?

I love that AEW absolutely delivers on their big shows. They tell us it’s a big deal, and EVERY big match felt like a big deal.

Working up my scouting report for every male lead in a Hallmark movie.

Maxwell deserves his due. Dude has been the MVP of 26 so far, argue with a tree. Excited to see what's next 🤼

Okay but hear me out… let’s swerve the audience.

Omega/MJF working a classic outdoors in Florida when it's too hot gave that title match a very 1980s classic feel. Especially when they brawled outside the ring & the lighting sucked. That was epic.

KENNY BAH GAWD OMEGA

It is unreal how good Omega and MJF are.

BRYCE PLEASE TELL THESE GUYS IT'S TOO MOIST TO TRY SOME OF THIS SHIT

Lmao Florida is the land of racism and incest. MJF with the GOAT ring announcement.

Alright guys, wrap this up in 10. I don’t want to miss Big Bang Theory.

I can see Maya World winning this before a third woman comes out. Go for the full shock.

AEW's Anthony Henry is currently training Noah J. Kelly, who had nothing but praise for his approach. "If I do something wrong, he knows exactly what I did wrong, and he’ll get into the ring with you to show you how to do it right. He’s not trying to embarrass us. He’s trying to make us better."

Kyle Fletcher congratulations you have won the Twitch Move of The Night. You have received 100 bits and a unique emote

AEW, where the best wrestle, heels can win titles clean, and you don't always have to do 125 big false finishes. #AEWDynamite

Join us on the Purple Stuff Podcast for a viewing of a 1988 WPIX broadcast of Halloween 3! We’re talking tidbits, trivia, commercials, masks and all around mayhem! Get on it!

I met up with Mitch McConnell today and we beatboxed for twenty minutes.

BREAKING NEWS: Mitch McConnell is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

I actually think this is a really great idea. Right now the one thing that seems to fit with our fragmented culture is the concept of an Event. People get lured out for special events, they break through etc.

what's up everybody it's ya boy Mitch McConnell, I'm over at Jeff's place we're getting WRIZZNECKED on Captain Morgan and White Monster. Sorry for not saying anything sooner, been busy out here getting so much ass they call me Osama Been Fuckin, anyways peace

i do not think "republican official had a 20 minute conversation with mitch mcconnell" and "mitch mcconnell is brain dead" are mutually exclusive

I love how inscrutable tuning in to SGDQ is mid run, you hear stuff like "Sliding off the edge extends your Coyote Time" and the people in the audience nodding along like "yes of course, longer Coyote Time is optimal."

Real idea: As part of the effort to get DC and PR statehood, next Dem president should invent about State Weeks. Each of the 52 states gets its own celebration week every year. A random July week is Montana week. Tourism bonanzas. Televised lottery every year for week placement. We ain't above this.