and if i said ed edd n eddy's big picture show then what

the problem with bluesky isn't discourse or a lack of niche posting. it's that we need more gay guys and trans women addicted to molly on this website posting family guy screencaps where lois is wearing bondage gear and the post is captioned "just doordashed bubble tea"

just got the most insane work call

was gonna try to do a "music monday" thing for 2026 but i forgot yesterday so #tunesday it is

sliced my hand open on the tail of a frozen shrimp

all this is both foolish and unnecessary

30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine

saw one of those "do you know what video game this song is from" posts on tumblr and someone in the replies tried to spoiler the answer using rot13 but the game in question was vvvvvv so the spoiler was just "iiiiii"

bro how does my BLACK HOODIE have a stain on it. it's already black and then there's literally a spot that's a BLACKER BLACK. fuck you

Another post from a Venezuelan friend:

i keep my work laptop in night mode to cut down on blue light for my eyes and every time i go into the office without fail someone will walk past me and be like "omg why is your screen yellow!!! what's wrong with your computer!!!!!"

hell week again @ work pray 4 me

magical

the couch for this run is really charming #agdq2026

After I watched ReBoot I started blowing weed smoke into my PC to hot box all the little computer people inside

every time i draw something with a pixel brush im like damn i wish i'd done the lines with a regular pen and then every time i draw something with a regular pen im like damn i wish i'd done the lines with a pixel brush

his tsundere tboy swag (for @laserlime.bsky.social's #justdrawit challenge!) #pucca #뿌까

mixing a bunch of leftovers in my fridge into one big omelette this is either going to be the best or worst thing i've ever eaten

What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things

ugh mango has some kind of red scab on his eyelid not sure if he scratched himself or if it's some kind of growth or what

This is the local link to the Venezuelan Red Cross: cruzroja.ve

death to America 2026

Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.

this ended up coming up in conversation again because jackie pointed out to me how so many of the prominent characters in gen 9 (games and anime) are on the wealthier side. big houses, prestigious boarding schools, etc.

this thing has been my fucking cocomelon for like the past month im so serious

You can tell so many RPGS and games in general see black people and black hair as a "limitation" of what they can do design wise while pokemon goes "YIPPIE!!" and does such fun interesting things with color against dark skin or black hair being able to hold in interesting shapes and ways

note to self: get your eyebrows done more frequently or you Will end up looking like your father

call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago

why does the word waiter look like it's spelled wrong

mfw i get to talk about hop pokemon for any reason

They need food. Give it to them

goes hard

we're at brunch and some lady at another table is yelling at her husband(?) "YOU LOOK LIKE A BABOON! YOU LOOK LIKE A CHIMPANZEE! YOU'RE RETURNING TO YOUR ROOTS!"

happy new year est! 🥳

i've had a headache all day that's not responding to painkillers but at least we got sushi

For people who think the hivemind from Pluribus seems like a good thing, you have to realize that becoming one with every single person on the planet means becoming a League of Legends player without your consent

Not only a perfect denouement, it was the end of an era. Thirty years ago today, this strip was published.

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

delayed reaction

i said i was craving butter chicken and got an absolutely livid vegan stranger in my mentions

jack i need you to know that i still think about this post, like, regularly. i'll be minding my own business and the phrase "smoking a fat spliff and drooling tar" will float across my consciousness completely unprompted