i'm so glad i have samples of my own writing from >3 years ago that i can point to to prove that i have always been an em dash girlie on the off chance someone accuses me of using chatGPT

'shes so warm' 'she looks so huggable' 'omg i love how *soft* she is' thats nice i think its SEXY that shes FAT

introducing my partner to the wonders of professional table tennis racket inspection asmr

blue canary in the outlet by the light switch

i don't get making QOL mods for unfinished/early access games

how it feels to be full of $21-dollar borger from a millennial burger joint with exposed ductwork in the ceiling

i cant stop thinking about this fucking review

One of my favorite parts of TikTok these days are all of the ballet dancers being goofy in their Nutcracker costumes, bc when else do you get to dress up like an incredibly fabulous dapper rat

The Sacred Texts

Fuuuuck This One's a Shine Sprite I Can't Open Shit With This

Did You Check Up Your Ass, Idiot?

enough time has passed. lone digger by caravan palace is a bop and if you say otherwise you're lying to yourself

I love a mixed idiom as much as the next guy but if I hear the guy leading this call say "tough nut to swallow" one more time

science is so amazing look, when I was a teenager hiv/aids was basically a death sentence

the palword discourse genuinely made everyone so stupid i am convinced that nobody would have given a shit if hbomberguy hadn't made "plagiarism" the buzzword du jour a few weeks prior to its release

wondering how that one exoomf of mine is doing who softblocked me for (very politely) informing them that there's currently no evidence palworld used genAI for its creature designs

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

it's been like 25 years and i still do not know what emotion 3rd row middle is supposed to convey

man i don't wanna get raptured i got shit to do this week

@pareidolia.bsky.social eye in the sky

box of berries in the fridge 2 days after buying them from a farmer's market

Your daily reminder that Gex 1’s 100% screen tells you how massive your cock is

frankenstein, back cover screenshot, commodore 64 (1987) www.mobygames.com/game/50125/f...

in my hinata pfp era #ok

HELLO????????????????

while submiting your concerns about bluesky's recent change in TOS regarding sexual contents, you can also complain about bluesky deleting palestinians' accounts, staying silent about the ongoing genocide.

the fact that ive already seen people blaming this on ""antis"" or some stupid internet shit or people misplacing their discomfort is absurd like babes i think its the anti-speech establishments of power and not like, fandomites . please wake up

one of the most baffling things is watching people blame this on their fellow (usually younger/immature) internet denizens rather than the wave of conservative censorship motivated by a christofascist idealogy that pervades all aspects of life to take away the barest forms of individual expression

HAPPY #FRITZFRIDAY BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND

"trans people are mutilating their bodies" says guy with blue lives matter full back tat

guys should i bring back fritz friday

THEY CANNOT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME

how many times do you think broth proofread this before posting to make sure he didn't forget the L in wiggler anywhere

today would have been rob's 41st birthday. i made cranberry orange muffins in his honor

i love everything about this

Girl, I am losing my mind

"Where's my Breakfast?" by Daniel Arthur

ask not for whom the pussy pops. it pops for thee

bro we just got mormons at our door

lrt i hauve covid

Quick aforementioned chibi Bita doodle, we move 💪💪

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

It’s kind of like if you could give a culture a concusssion

*turns over tarot card, revealing the cheetahmen* hmm I'm not sure what that means