the couch for this run is really charming #agdq2026

After I watched ReBoot I started blowing weed smoke into my PC to hot box all the little computer people inside

every time i draw something with a pixel brush im like damn i wish i'd done the lines with a regular pen and then every time i draw something with a regular pen im like damn i wish i'd done the lines with a pixel brush

his tsundere tboy swag (for @laserlime.bsky.social's #justdrawit challenge!) #pucca #뿌까

mixing a bunch of leftovers in my fridge into one big omelette this is either going to be the best or worst thing i've ever eaten

What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things

ugh mango has some kind of red scab on his eyelid not sure if he scratched himself or if it's some kind of growth or what

This is the local link to the Venezuelan Red Cross: cruzroja.ve

death to America 2026

Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.

this ended up coming up in conversation again because jackie pointed out to me how so many of the prominent characters in gen 9 (games and anime) are on the wealthier side. big houses, prestigious boarding schools, etc.

this thing has been my fucking cocomelon for like the past month im so serious

You can tell so many RPGS and games in general see black people and black hair as a "limitation" of what they can do design wise while pokemon goes "YIPPIE!!" and does such fun interesting things with color against dark skin or black hair being able to hold in interesting shapes and ways

note to self: get your eyebrows done more frequently or you Will end up looking like your father

call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago

why does the word waiter look like it's spelled wrong

mfw i get to talk about hop pokemon for any reason

They need food. Give it to them

goes hard

we're at brunch and some lady at another table is yelling at her husband(?) "YOU LOOK LIKE A BABOON! YOU LOOK LIKE A CHIMPANZEE! YOU'RE RETURNING TO YOUR ROOTS!"

happy new year est! 🥳

i've had a headache all day that's not responding to painkillers but at least we got sushi

For people who think the hivemind from Pluribus seems like a good thing, you have to realize that becoming one with every single person on the planet means becoming a League of Legends player without your consent

Not only a perfect denouement, it was the end of an era. Thirty years ago today, this strip was published.

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

delayed reaction

i said i was craving butter chicken and got an absolutely livid vegan stranger in my mentions

jack i need you to know that i still think about this post, like, regularly. i'll be minding my own business and the phrase "smoking a fat spliff and drooling tar" will float across my consciousness completely unprompted

In your eyes

we tried to teach a chimpanzee the guidelines for what is and isn’t allowed on steam and he hung himself

finally heard this line in killer7 last night and pointed at my screen

daily affirmations ♥️♥️♥️

they scheduled a work meeting for the morning of jan 1st and we're all like. well none of us are gonna be logging on so you might wanna figure that one out amongst yourselves

how the Fighting Game Protagonists on the side of the arcade cabinet look at you while waiting on your broke ass to insert more quarters:

me on january 2

came here to post "18-month post-op ultrasound looks good" and had a Moment over the realization that it's been 18 months

all jokes aside, surprised it took this long. i think pokemon should probably do this also tbh

And furthermore, project this onto the Kennedy Center.

i stopped making "trans people are the canaries in the coalmine for fascism" analogies when i learned that miners would actually try to save the canaries after they passed out instead of going "wow, 1,000 more canaries and i might start to worry!"

blocklists might be one of the worst features of this site just because you have to place insurmountable amounts of trust in a random person operating them to not cut you off from entire networks without notice or appeal

tried sm64 rando archipelago with some friends last night and hmmm i wonder what course BoB was replaced with

ugh i don't wannaaaaaaa drive up to nj tomorrowwwwwww

one time my mom called me a faggot because i beat her at cards