omg today lasted like 2840729583049 years

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

This bit is extremely Nintendo

bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom

extrapolated from a nickname that was itself extrapolated from my initials. i'm mostly indifferent to jake as a name and sometimes wish i had chosen something a little less gendered and fuckboy-adjacent, but i'm a creature of habit and i've been jake for like 15 years so it's whatever at this point

everyone stop having incorrect takes about my favorite female characters NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

images my coworker sends me with no explanation

I never cease to be amused by how this app has a community that hates the staff and a staff that hates the community and both sides are completely open about it this isn’t a retirement home it’s a Waffle House

lol

sorry to put on my "friend that's too woke" hat again but categorizing art spiegelman's maus as "furry media" does not sit right with me

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

we could all be posting pussy on main rn and nobody would know

THIS GAME WAS MY SHITTTTTTTT

saw a post saying that one of the core themes of mother 3 is how longing for the past turns you into a monster, and while i don't disagree i also think the game is equally making the point that completely disregarding the past—and thus refusing to learn from it—is just as dangerous

my partner just came home with this cup of fluorescent green liquid and when i asked him what it was he just said "melon" "like... melon tea? melon soda?" "melon" ?????????

happy birthday momthree

they should invent a printer that works

😇 #banjokazooie #banjotooie

average ed and kevin interaction

some miis i'm particularly proud of strong bad could be better but for something i drew with my finger it could be a lot worse too lol

Okay, this is crazy #tomodachilife

teaaaa

UGH rip to my phone charger

i think this whole moon child thing might be the first really solid instance of bluesky having the sauce

are you kidding me

lrt i dont want reboots of old IPs i want the people sitting on the rights to hand them over to me so i can rotate the characters in my mind palace and then say it's canon

My generation has been cooked by nostalgia. The every moving treadmill of progress made it impossible for them to ever look back and they look at the old games of their childhood like they're trying trying to reconnect with long lost friends on facebook even though they have nothing in common now

こういうシンサトの何かを描きたいよ〜

ｼﾝｻﾄpicture

シンサトの日🌸

Happy #PrideMonth! #MezArt #Pokemon #AshKetchum #Paul #Cynthia #Comashipping

#comashipping #shinsato #anipoke #pokemon #シンサト

2020 Comashipping art be upon ye 🫵 #pokemon #pokeani #art

when i finally get off blood thinners and can get that comashipping tattoo it's over for you bitches

lrt starts screaminggggggggg

ガチanpkが人生のコンテンツだから無限に過去絵が出てくる

wait is tomolife actually dropping in 30 minutes

what if they made a character who is kind of like a gameshow host who wears a garish suit and is eccentric and sing-song-y but also sort of evil. maybe his head is something different than what it would normally be

there's only 2 types of gen Z slang and that's AAVE or Incel Lingo. Unc? AAVE. Looksmaxxing? Incel. Despite being used a lot by incels, "Based" is actually AAVE.

love a good hug >< #pokemon #ampharos #starly #デンリュウ #ムックル

The Original

nidorina goes to the optometrist #jwoy🎨

youtube intro voice is so bad once you notice it man. new summoning salt goes “Spyro is a game that millions around the world grew up playing. The game simply radiates nostalgia, with its mystical worlds and creative levels.” okay man

first day back at work our third-party IT company sent an email blast that was supposed to go to each client individually as a single email copying every single client at once, exposing their names and email addresses to each other and breaching the confidentiality of over a hundred people

ok tea