i still think it's crazy that they put @psychicnonna.bsky.social in the new pokemon game

oh you already know brother

cancelling my oatmeal eating animation into my apples eating animation and then back again to max out my fiber bar in mere moments

No you don't, you want universal basic income and health care. Don't get distracted!

love my ability to watch a literal Ad For Product and my main takeaway is "god homestar and strong bad are soooooo fucking married"

dreamed i had fleas

having my first panic attack in front of my entire school during an assembly complete with a guy yelling "yo, this dude is crying"

stop abbreviating marjorie taylor greene as mtg i keep thinking y'all are talking about magic the gathering

kyman jumpscare in the picrew discovery feed

5.

Forcefem with Koopa the Quick

this line from cloud is in my head at least once a day

my coworker keeps trying to convince our boss to take us all to build-a-bear

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PEAK

honestly at this point I am less annoyed by characters in fiction saying cringe pieces of dialogue than I am by masses of real people sarcastically going "UMMMM THAT JUST HAPPENED" in response to them

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 13,1952

i have never played a metroid game but i have decided to become a myles mackenzie apologist

been actually watching those dan n phil boys because they keep getting recommended to me and unfortunately they are really fucking funny

yaaaaay

professor tangrowth i would die for you

(guy who is 32 years voice) im 32 years old

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Good morning everyone

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s go

"One day, everyone will have always been against this" was a condemnation. Not a one-step guide for revitalizing your career.

gote

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!

now ladies, i don't mean to brag, but,

i don't respect the grind. some of you need to go to bed and take it easy this weekend

STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person

this was delightful. more please

quote with your first pokemon game and starter pick i was stupid and thought i was supposed to choose the guy on the box

just had it pointed out to me that strong bad never actually sends his emails when he's done writing them

Meanwhile, Mega Evolution? #anipoke #アニポケ

i plan to get a lot of use out of this screenshot #plza

my Lore Question though is like. [rot13] fb natr vf gur pbhagrecneg gb gur hygvzngr jrncba, qrfvtarq gb orfgbj yvsr vafgrnq bs fgrnyvat vg... ohg vs lbh cynlrq k irefvba onpx va gur qnl gura gung'f nyfb jung gur hygvzngr jrncba qvq?

finally rolled credits on plza last night also. yeah that was good