if elora isn't in the new spyro game i will be committing seppuku outside the toys for bob headquarters #trust

This is real btw

This might be the best video ever

i said "all men should start in prison and have to prove their way out" at work today and my middle-aged male boss said "oh i LOVE that i gotta use that"

someone remind me i need to get paper towels, cat food, and soy sauce on my way home

I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest

They’re packaging it like this so it looks like a shallow trend, but Gen Z has gone through two financial crises, a pandemic, rising fascism, active shooter drills since they were toddlers, and are now being told by the oligarchy they’re to be replaced by robots. Socialism is the logical conclusion.

still genuinely extremely fucked that varwolves are from the haunted woods and not tyrannia or terror mountain

I've taught PERSEPOLIS (book & movie) more times than I can count. Two epic masterpieces, but, more than that, two texts that find their way to young people. I've never had a class that didn't *get* PERSEPOLIS, and that's a miracle of its own. Satrapi's voice and imagination are so alive. RIP.

To our dismay, the artist and author Marjane Satrapi has passed away. As she wrote, ordinary Americans and Iranians have more in common with each other than we do with either of our governments, which have far too much in common with each other. We honor her memory and oppose the war.

read/watch persepolis if you haven't. easily one of the most important works of the 21st century

Wait,what? How? Why? My memory of Satrapi is when she came to The Boston Globe while promoting the movie version of Persepolis. Lit up a cigarette. Someone said “You can’t smoke here.” She said “Don’t be ridiculous” and proceeded to chain-smoke throughout the entire visit. RIP to a real one.

lrt oh my god

Oh no 🥺 The French-Iranian artist, comic book author and director Marjane Satrapi, who became world-renowned with the graphic novel and film "Persepolis," has died at the age of 56. She also directed Chicken with Plums (2011), The Voices (2014), Radioactive (2019), Dear Paris (2024)...

what's all this about a cube

scott the woz is only 29?????

The picture on the Wikipedia article for static cling, taken in 2006

happy pride! i got married today :)

can i interest anyone in Parking Lot Banana

Laughed at this image for 10 entire minutes

imaginary skunk girlfriend

my irl friend of A DECADE just told me she didn't realize i was a natural redhead and had assumed this entire time that i dye my hair

guys they make plant-based babybel cheese and the wax is fucking green

[at the bar] yeah that’s my boy over there. he’s a little evil but he’s cool [sees him making hand signs while muttering an incantation to himself] excuse me for a second

roy and friede

wonder if i've gotten all possible daily rotating recipes from the pc in pokopia because i don't think i've gotten one i haven't already learned in weeks

ICE is targeting press outside Delaney Hall

I think if Guillermo del Toro subtweeted me I would walk into the ocean immediately

people think of parkinson's as "the shaking disease" but it literally changes your personality too. it has turned my mother-in-law, an educated woman and former ER pharmacist, into one of those boomers who scrolls instagram all day and starts believing in every grift and conspiracy she comes across

One of my least favorite types of posts are "wow, can't wait to see how chuds react to this" or "wonder how they'll make a culture war out of this thing" Like dude. Unless the property itself is real right wing or was already coopted I don't usually obsess over what assholes will think about it?

Alakazam X Kangaskhanite #Stoneswap

when the messenger gets here be sure to shoot them

very fond of the rummikub joker tiles

wow

OOOOOUUUUUUGGGHHHHJFGDFJDKSF

Lmao calm down Sephiroth

working from a cafe this morning and there are these two dudes who keep scream-laughing every few minutes

jon (3/3)

jon (2/3)

jon (2017) (1/3)

gonna be hanging out on a friend's stream doing some dynamax adventures shiny hunting in swsh www.twitch.tv/sketchypeppers

extremely good & funny porn genre is "person casually infodumping about their niche interests while getting fucked" idk who/what started it but it makes me giggle every time

is this not the most performative shit you've ever read in your life. how are you gonna be like "i'm soooo worried about all the trans women who are gonna get thrown under the bus" in your post throwing a trans woman under the bus

vtuber sakura miko gets so excited about the cw television show "supernatural" that she breaks out into the kansas song "carry on my wayward son" www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJJF...