If Pete Hegseth was drunk when he ordered the second strike on the Venezuelan sailors, then he cannot be held accountable for their deaths.

That's why they had to tear down the Hard Rock Hotel. They kept having to rebuild the giant guitar that got hit 2 or 3 times a week. Shits expensive!

@aricohn.com Hi Ari, I've willfully and ignorantly interpreted your organization's work and have no experience or training in the legal field. Please debate me using only talking points I've created out of whole clothe.

There is exactly one good reason to consider stripping someone of their citizenship.

“Prison Abolition” being fancy-talk for honor killings and revenge is quite the punchline set up by an incredible joke.

"Urge to kill. Rising." and "Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover" have basically never left my brain since that day.

Last night I went to the Puca Festival in Trim, Ireland. It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.

An Air Canada flight right now

monster energy is leaving money on the table only branding itself as a drink for students and extreme sports. it's almost a 25 year old brand and those college kids who first tried monster in 2002 are making partner now. hire me as your VP of corporate integration to launch Monster Select

When a chatbot gets something wrong, it’s not because it made an error. It’s because on that roll of the dice, it happened to string together a group of words that, when read by a human, represents something false. But it was working entirely as designed. It was supposed to make a sentence & it did.

Heartened by the return of one of the classic Trump bits, which is when he sways faintly and says "I'd like to see low IQ [person of color he saw on TV] try to pass the test that's regularly administered to me by medical professionals, the famous unbeatable Test To Determine Extent Of Brain Trauma,"

picturing trump lumbering around the zoo, smugly telling children “that one is called GIRAFFE. not a lot of people know this. now that I’m looking at it, it might be an elephant. a word I invented.”

Cronus: oh so you're never hungry? You never eat?

Personally if I was going to umpire the world series I'd try and learn what a strike was first

When you feel political cartoonists have been working too hard and deserve something easy as a treat

Before coffee: I hate everybody After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody

Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

She would certainly never promote this but the idea that Taylor Swift has any contemporary peers is frankly charity work, taken numerically. The discordant ways that the music industry has evolved and measured things overtime makes legacy a bit complicated, but she is projected near all-time top.

Can you think of a single movie in which there is a video from the government denouncing its political opponents playing on a loop in public spaces in which that government was the good guy?

Cat just brought me an allen key that's been missing for about the same amount of time we've had the cat.

Blue cities should tear up the roads in front of ICE facilities and then start decades of community engagement and input sessions to rebuild them. Let's harness our core competencies.

The correct interpretation of The Lottery is obviously just "yep life is pretty much like that in small town Vermont"

📡Incoming transmission📡 from an alternate universe where the Battle River -- Crowfoot ballot was printed with all 214 candidate names.

Then she asks for pun snack names for Moby Dick themed treats and what it gives back ISNT EVEN A PUN.

I like how every ad for an AI product is like “are you a total idiot? We can help!” Like that one where the guy asks AI if his plant is leaning towards the window because…it hates him?

Every once in a while I stumble into a conversation about vegan options for knitting and it always ends up with "well cotton and linen aren't very warm so what are my options" and it's like yes you have discovered the fundamental problem that led humankind to start raising sheep.

"Don't mock or you'll be deported" is the mark of a weak, decadent nation, a petty and insecure failure unworthy of respect.

Reese’s is an incredible company that constantly invites you to notice how they made a new product that is very good but also never as good as the thing they first came up with

I'm not rage-farming, I am *actually angry* that it took finding articles on social media and people recommending me a podcast for me to figure out why my kid wasn't learning to read. I am allowed to be angry that an educational philosophy sold under the guise of liberal values failed so many kids.

Are schools and teaching colleges staffed by educational experts or not? Why is it up to the mom in that TikTok video - who had learning difficulties herself! - to try and figure out the correct interventions for her kid? That *should* be the school's job!

"Politicians who are elected by the current system will never make it fair...People believe in this protest and want to sign up"- Independent candidate @alexcerne.bsky.social spoke on the Evan Bray show. Starting at 3:30 😀 iono.fm/e/1587805

It's wild how hotels need an entire chair in every room just for this man

This is how our financing model works

Some people really can't comprehend that this is just a hobby/passion project organized by a few nobodies

The automobile is the most important object in the history of man. Combined is something made of 30,000 parts. Do you know what they made car factories into, in World War II? There were <200 cars produced in America in WWII. Experience making the automobile, became the template for saving the world.

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

I didn’t know until now that in the original Rosie the Riveter painting, she is crushing a copy of Mein Kampf under her foot. Happy feast of the Blessed Virgin Mary, remembering all the women who crush the serpents of Satan under their heel.

I lied. Put your clothes back on. I'm going to spend the next two hours telling you why it's an enormous tonal mistake for the Netflix Narnia adaptation to set The Magician's Nephew in the 1950s when it results in The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe being divorced from its World War II setting.

Advanced polls opened today and we have our first photos of Battle River-Crowfoot's one of a kind ballot. It may not be long but it sure is unique. If you live in the riding, don't miss out! Go hold a piece of electoral history in your hands and vote ❤️

"Just use AI to answer the questions since the teacher made the worksheet with AI anyway" what is anyone actually learning at that point

Poilievre is being such a Muffy. I would not be surprised if his lawyers were arguing with Elections Canada right now, demanding his name be put at the top of the ballot. #cndpoli #democracy

191❤️ nearly there! www.elections.ca/Scripts/vis/...

Is Mexican coke really better? The president’s son thinks so.

"This is no protest for me. It's the real deal. And they're just offering a beautiful, fantastic democratic service...If they vote me in, I will serve." - Independent candidate Jayson Cowan member of the Métis Nation of Alberta

WSJ claimed the Trump–Epstein article was an “exclusive.” But what if I told you they fully intended to show it to people? storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

The, NDP, Green, Liberal, and PPC candidates so far not on ballot. Likely due problems getting the 100 signatures. PPs idea to require 1000 would absolutely end elections in safe ridings like BRC for good. The incumbent party would just win by acclamation. Only morons would cheer this 🤦‍♂️

"The Sparrow" by Mary Doria Russell (1996)