Cat just brought me an allen key that's been missing for about the same amount of time we've had the cat.

Blue cities should tear up the roads in front of ICE facilities and then start decades of community engagement and input sessions to rebuild them. Let's harness our core competencies.

The correct interpretation of The Lottery is obviously just "yep life is pretty much like that in small town Vermont"

📡Incoming transmission📡 from an alternate universe where the Battle River -- Crowfoot ballot was printed with all 214 candidate names.

Then she asks for pun snack names for Moby Dick themed treats and what it gives back ISNT EVEN A PUN.

I like how every ad for an AI product is like “are you a total idiot? We can help!” Like that one where the guy asks AI if his plant is leaning towards the window because…it hates him?

Every once in a while I stumble into a conversation about vegan options for knitting and it always ends up with "well cotton and linen aren't very warm so what are my options" and it's like yes you have discovered the fundamental problem that led humankind to start raising sheep.

"Don't mock or you'll be deported" is the mark of a weak, decadent nation, a petty and insecure failure unworthy of respect.

Reese’s is an incredible company that constantly invites you to notice how they made a new product that is very good but also never as good as the thing they first came up with

I'm not rage-farming, I am *actually angry* that it took finding articles on social media and people recommending me a podcast for me to figure out why my kid wasn't learning to read. I am allowed to be angry that an educational philosophy sold under the guise of liberal values failed so many kids.

Are schools and teaching colleges staffed by educational experts or not? Why is it up to the mom in that TikTok video - who had learning difficulties herself! - to try and figure out the correct interventions for her kid? That *should* be the school's job!

"Politicians who are elected by the current system will never make it fair...People believe in this protest and want to sign up"- Independent candidate @alexcerne.bsky.social spoke on the Evan Bray show. Starting at 3:30 😀 iono.fm/e/1587805

It's wild how hotels need an entire chair in every room just for this man

This is how our financing model works

Some people really can't comprehend that this is just a hobby/passion project organized by a few nobodies

The automobile is the most important object in the history of man. Combined is something made of 30,000 parts. Do you know what they made car factories into, in World War II? There were <200 cars produced in America in WWII. Experience making the automobile, became the template for saving the world.

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

I didn’t know until now that in the original Rosie the Riveter painting, she is crushing a copy of Mein Kampf under her foot. Happy feast of the Blessed Virgin Mary, remembering all the women who crush the serpents of Satan under their heel.

I lied. Put your clothes back on. I'm going to spend the next two hours telling you why it's an enormous tonal mistake for the Netflix Narnia adaptation to set The Magician's Nephew in the 1950s when it results in The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe being divorced from its World War II setting.

Advanced polls opened today and we have our first photos of Battle River-Crowfoot's one of a kind ballot. It may not be long but it sure is unique. If you live in the riding, don't miss out! Go hold a piece of electoral history in your hands and vote ❤️

"Just use AI to answer the questions since the teacher made the worksheet with AI anyway" what is anyone actually learning at that point

Poilievre is being such a Muffy. I would not be surprised if his lawyers were arguing with Elections Canada right now, demanding his name be put at the top of the ballot. #cndpoli #democracy

191❤️ nearly there! www.elections.ca/Scripts/vis/...

Is Mexican coke really better? The president’s son thinks so.

"This is no protest for me. It's the real deal. And they're just offering a beautiful, fantastic democratic service...If they vote me in, I will serve." - Independent candidate Jayson Cowan member of the Métis Nation of Alberta

WSJ claimed the Trump–Epstein article was an “exclusive.” But what if I told you they fully intended to show it to people? storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

The, NDP, Green, Liberal, and PPC candidates so far not on ballot. Likely due problems getting the 100 signatures. PPs idea to require 1000 would absolutely end elections in safe ridings like BRC for good. The incumbent party would just win by acclamation. Only morons would cheer this 🤦‍♂️

"The Sparrow" by Mary Doria Russell (1996)

I saw an article that said it was a 3 minute read then offered an AI summary, and I believe it may be included in an eventual epitaph for civilization. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/summary PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Every British person on the internet is complaining about you

1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar 2025: ohhh ok

"these ballots are sometimes 1, 2, 3 pages long"🙄 -MP Ned Kuruc demonstrating just how little he knows while proving once again why MPs like him should never be in charge of deciding election rules. #citizensassembly #electoralreform #conflictofinterest

Except Texas’ federal tax burden is the third highest of any state in the union, homeboy. Cool that you’re cheering on children dying. Last I checked, they couldn’t vote. Go fuck yourself.

I think the moment when you judge a child's worth based on where they live, which you then use as a proxy to estimate that child's politics, you might have lost the plot in life.

showing off my free concentration camp merch. My soul is just out of frame, intact and not bound by dark blood rites to the eternal service of Moloch the Devourer

Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.

If you ban Calvin and Hobbes you’re a straight up fascist son of a bitch and that’s that

ranked choice should have one additional box that just says "no fuckin way" and it counts for negative two votes

With father's day coming up I'm thinking of my old man that introduced me to Monty Python when I was 6 years old. This skit was one of his favourites and it's a bangee youtu.be/2HZtZ1Jzjmc?...

the fact that people were told “today you are going to an elementary school to lie to teachers and kidnap kids” and didn’t immediately tell their bosses to go fuck themselves is all you need to know about why ICE should be dismantled

Joni Ernst clarified her statements saying that the Dalmatians were going to die in 12 to 14 years anyway and now she has a fabulous winter coat.

These people are so close

if 200 people email me saying they'll be a candidate then sure. currently at 32.

the average ottawa resident has 90 friends

The longest ballot campaign will continue until politicians recuse themselves from deciding election rules. Our course is set, we shall see it through ❤️ #citizensassembly #electoralreform #recordbreaking

Conservative Party headquarters rn

Roses are red, Violets are bearable...

a chastening night in Carleton for Ysack Dupont that will surely prompt some soul-searching