Crossover L of the night: camera pans to a sad guy in the stands in a Maine sweater

Me too, Greta

I’m ready for the Lindisfarne Revenge Match myself

“We look brave,” said Frog. “Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.

"This ministry is vital to the life and the future of the church. We celebrate you and we give thanks for you." - Sarah Mullally, Archbishop of Canterbury This week, we're celebrating all involved in ministry with children, young people, and their families. #RECOGNISE2026

Funniest possible answer is Archbishop Sarah Mullally.

My timeline is half World Cup and half "look what I baked this weekend" so I think this site has the juice. Bluesky, the sports and cooking app.

Someone just needs to turn the Christians on this app into an ensemble comedy.

As a Florida native I can tell you that if a seafood restaurant has this kind of plastic glasses, it’s going to be delicious.

Power is back on. I was taking Greta out when it came back on and, no lie, the neighborhood cheered.

Ope the power is completely out now

power is blinking on and off out here on LBI, on the one night before I have to get up and work

Favorite photo from this morning’s tall ships parade

“Trazodone as needed for stressful situations”

You should hear my posts in the voice of an over-caffeinated theology lecturer, yes even the ones about my dog

July 4 parade at Barnegat Light: kids on bikes, every fire and EMS vehicle plus a boat, classic cars. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Happy 4th of July! #StanleyKubrick #TheShining

One would think that more seminary professors than just me are neurodivergent enough to devote a whole class period to explaining the categories of feast days and the rules of precedence.

From 2020 to 2023 I wrote a lot about the emotional valence of keeping up with politics and then eventually someone was like "idk Erin if you're struggling with guilt about the impossibility of building a better world, maybe you should just go to church" and that literally changed everything

The Flora-Bama Lounge John Coltrane Regional pizza styles, even including Altoona

my high-quality graphic of Hegel's geography of history I made without AI, just slapping text on a map I downloaded from "George the Geographer" (thanks George)

no one: absolutely no one: St. John of Patmos:

No fireworks out here, just an incredibly windy thunderstorm, so Greta is hiding in the closet anyway.

I am a member of the House of Bishops theology committee on AI and I approve this message I also just bought 5 stickers

how it feels to be the junior scholar proposing a Bold New Idea at a conference

Got sunburned on the top of my feet, oops.

I took intro theology from this exact type of guy and his name was Geoffrey Wainwright.

1. Put the Comfortable Words and Prayer of Humble Access in Rite II 2. Run

Excerpt from the diary of Thomas Cranmer. 3rd July, 1533.

Last year I spent the 4th in the middle of Tulsa and people were shooting off fireworks (and probably guns) all weekend. This year I’m at the very end of an island next to a state park and it is utterly silent out there.

currently watching a livestream from a guy who plays Fallout 4 like The Sims

Stand fast, ye men of Maine!

Happy July 4th weekend!

Nick Land's journey from accelerationism to the occult is a prime example of what happens when philosophers engage in long-term abuse of amphetamines

This morning my brave, vicious dog had a panic attack at a turtle.

This is the SSPX context you need.

St Peter’s at the Light has a lovely little garden. Every day they leave a cooler of water for the many walkers/runners/cyclists who pass by.

I'll note this is made doubly funny by the fact that Thomas Jefferson also, separately, low-key despised Presbyterians and was convinced they were dead-set on world domination (alongside, inexplicably, the Jesuits). Presbyterians: just making things complicated for folks in power everywhere!

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

Time for the post-beach nap.

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Good morning, America

I’m at the beach, why am I watching a livestream of people excommunicating themselves.

best bread and butter pickles in the world but the dills are decidedly mid

This is genuinely the Backrooms remembering the Arc de Triomphe.

Do you like church, but wish it had more rules-lawyering?

Is there too much applause in your Sunday worship service?

5 hours to vacationnnnnnnnn

A professor at PTS once told me that the Rite I Eucharist in the Book of Common Prayer is the true Reformed worship. Soooo....