I am not exaggerating when I say that NIMBYism is one of this country's biggest contributors to inequality and environmental damage. (See also: "Trees? On the completely stripped, barren, almost-too-rough-for-grazing land across from my house? But my view! Something somethiing farmers!")

Huh I wonder why grumpwitch is into body horror

As someone who had a shit-ton of orthodontic work (palate expanders, braces, bands!) and many teeth removed because I had too many teeth for my jaws to support, this is nightmare fuel.

My grandfathers fought Nazis and I will too.

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!

Good morning what's he done now

Our neighbour stopped by to borrow something and I forgot to warn him that we have maine coons (he's never been in the house). "WHAT IS THAT?" "Oh, that's our cat." "THAT'S NOT A CAT!" Today he learned he has a phobia of big cats, I guess.

The worst part about being in Tron is when an evil program shatters your body into digicubes.

I've gotten to the point where I miss Two Point Radio when I'm not playing @twopointstudios.bsky.social games. I need it to be an actual radio station please.

Wow, yeah, reddit.com/r/all is a remarkable tapestry of fuck ICE posts

commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about

Items on Vinted that are calling to me like The One Ring™:

This thread is like concentrate nostalgia. Dig in, and add your own to help @sararoseg.bsky.social out whydontcha?

Given the success of translating what were originally boardgames-turned-computer-games into a TV program (werewolf, Among Us, The Traitors) I can only assume that there will be some weird TV spinoffs of Lethal Company and the Hermit Life Series. Actually... I would watch that.

Admin assistant Natasha Weaving, 23, has acquired a reputation for saying whatever is on her mind at any given time – but this is reportedly due to people around her having no idea how fucked up it actually is in there.

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

Big Papa Huge Time smiles, for he knows that he has achieved the body shape of a Most Successful Cat.

I heard there is a funny clown Who with the circus came to town What sadness that you have I’m sure he’d cure ya It goes like this, You’ll go You’ll see But doctor, you’re describing me! The clown that you prescribe, is Pagliacci! Pagliacci Pagliacci Pagliacci Pagliacci

When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.

Insane that the plural of cats isn't "cattle."

I know I have self control because, during a meeting about office management, I managed not to respond with "Bulky Waste is my drag name" despite it being brought up SEVERAL TIMES.

It's worth following your local metal feeds just for the band names.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

IT'S TONIGHT! Here's an exclusive excerpt of our bit in @realbaddiel.bsky.social Cat Man, which is TONIGHT at 8 on Channel 4. Yes, I know it's the same time as the #Traitors final, but it'll be on catch up! And so will the Traitors if you choose to watch us instead, I know I will be!

This one’s doing the rounds again. Hilariously all the Medium comments don’t believe me either

You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer. In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Second phase music just kicked in.

I just thought everyone should see this

Morning.

Good morning what's he done now?

Everything reminds me of her.

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

One thing I've learned from having a family member in the forestry business is that trees explode a lot more often than you'd think.

Yesterday, I interviewed a tech guy who told me something too important for me to wait until the podcast comes out for you to hear it: Many free AI detectors have especially high false positive rates because they make money selling software that "humanizes" writing. 1/2

Hell yea

Has anyone else with migraines seen a massive uptick in visual aura recently? (Last few weeks/months.) Seems to be a thing in a lot of chronic illness communities I'm in. I have Theories.

Average NL video

He fucking cooked with this. This is the problem with so many men. Just let her be a fully realised person, bro.

I get my most enigmatic and expressive about 20 mins after popping my night time Trazodone. So much so that I had to uninstall the Amazon app. I call it the weave.

I do honestly think my phone will make some kind of special new noise

David Walliams size gap in the market, was it.

LOL this timeline synchronicity:

Me being dragged out of my nest to socialise.

Cats Protection know exactly what they're doing selling this.

imagine if it happens on tv

NO