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i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

Hey @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social someone offhand mentioned your work in the discord and this was my honest reaction

I accidentally activated Chapo particles in my fav streamer’s chat

I’m hearing the democrats are huge pussies. I’m shocked

Feel bad I’m double dipping on topics as a crypto Jew raised Catholic.

Taking comfort in the fact that Trump’s insane quip about “why didn’t you warn me about Pearl Harbor” upped the chance of a doohickey by a non-zero percentage

It’s crazy that everyone in the world‘s lives got worse because America boldly asked for a second time, “What if an evil moron was in charge of everything?”

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

GBA with the flip top under the covers went unbelievably hard. Learned about bad posture cutting off blood flow to my hands and simply didn’t care.

if ICE is actually going to be out there thugging people at airports SF conventions and stuff better start prepping the whole virtual attendance thing again because there's whole swathes of panelists who aren't going to want to do flights for a bit

TSA sexually assaults me every other time I fly, their scanners indicate something "suspicious" in my groin so they can get a girlcock grope in, all so that the fantasy of security can be observed.

A 13-year-old girl tried to take her life by cutting her wrists with a plastic knife from the cafeteria after guards took away drawing materials, and was put into isolation without seeing a doctor. The teen was deported to Colombia after nearly two months in confinement

i think people should be awarded a commemorative coin or something when they say a string of three words that has never before been uttered in human history. he should get a coin for “people respect markwayne”

New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know

When historians write of the downfall of the American empire, it’s now clear to me the key point of our decline, the point of no return as it were, came when we stopped making Kudos

if you called these people stupid over the last 10 years you would get lectured about how they’re little babies with zero agency that we need to bow down to to win over because wokeness hurt their feelings

yeah it feels that way

started up mario kart world, almost immediately yoshi ate a burger that turned him white, fascinating game

I will never write anything as funny as this headline

i do not think these excuses get a pass anymore, and if you're willing to give an inch to this garbage now it says a lot more about where you stand than it does the ppl actually using this stuff

ohhhhh i should smoke a j

"commander, process them"

two younger girls next to us in a cafe are taking pictures with a cheap digital camera and i think they might literally be younger than the camera. 00s nostalgia is at all time highs

Am I a Cubs fan? Yes. Do I love the team? Yes. Do I like the team? Rarely. Do I hate the team? Frequently. Please enjoy this picture of Jack White that really resonates with me.

When you forget about the bottle of water in your backpack

This is a great list of techniques for getting real information out of a Google search and avoiding AI slop and paid results. (One thing not included is that if you add "-ai" to a search, you block the AI summary) cardcatalogforlife.substack.com/p/google-has...

I think President Trump has the same knowledge of the time involved in removing mines from a water way critical to the global economy as he does of a Hollywood bomb defusal scene. It will clearly be done in under 60 seconds Not even noooooooo

i've actually reported you to robert mueller for filing a false police report lucky for you he's not answering my emails but once he does you are in big trouble

so true king

Dylan M. Taylor, a Senior DevOps Engineer at Credit Genie, pushed age verification PRs to systemd, Ubuntu, & Arch. He collaborated with two Microsoft employees to merge it. Lennart Poettering then personally blocked the revert & allowed the PR through. The surveillance state runs on unpaid simps.

Holy shit just a few hours ago I was saying I love potato chips but I wished there was a way they could taste like rice that had experienced great grief and regret

🎵 Carry on my based milk son 🎵

Wait Mueller also did the Green Scare Jesus fucking Christ what an absolute monster. Architect of the hell world we live in today Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

How many millions has the DOJ spent on this one case? What’s your best guess, 8 million?

me when i'm purely motivated by helping palestine

Just an excellent read. Recommended for anyone interested. I've found my own view pretty sharply breaking over the past month or so (somewhat pre-Iran) in part because of an earlier piece by ktb on the IDF's "Lavender" target recommendation system.

INSPIRING! The Mueller She Wrote lady has agreed to accompany Bob into the afterlife!

Making sure that every upper class business traveler has a weekly run-in with ICE is the kind of big brain political move only our guy could come up with

Our Lady of Perpetually Online

This is peak Guy. This is what all Guys strive to be. Just chillin and cacklin

hello meet my based 20 year old adult child that orders milk at sushi restaurants

As a former waitress Of all the things that never happened "wait staff stunned at kid ordering milk" is top of the list

a hugely underrated aspect of parliamentary systems is the snap election. far superior to impeachment, which was a dumb design to start with and straight up does not work anymore

Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time