the five words every girl wants to hear

Winning the youth vote since 2004.

no joke this is why i think linguistics should be compulsory in high school

guys who post this are like used car dealership owners on facebook its like bro u a gravy seal eat a dick

cult of northernlion

normal

Jar Jar Binks in “the green mile” Jar jar: “On da day of judgment, when mesa stand before guds, and hesa asks mesa why did mesa killen una of his true miracles, what am mesa ganna sayen? dat it was mesa job” John Coffey: “You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done” Jarjar: “Okietay!”

Pokéclair

Kinder float and no Happy Hippo? What are we even doing here

This year I’m thankful for being hot

This is why OpenAI is selling so aggressively to education at all levels—they want to create entire generations of users incapable of reading, writing and thinking without ChatGPT to hold their hands And teachers and professors should call this out for what it actually is

This friendsgiving Meta commercial conveniently leaving out all the "I was mad until I zoomed in on this picture and saw THE TRUTH" posts and AI slop

Hmm, I wonder if this helps?

Just saw a commercial for a psoriasis med that can have side effects such as suicidal thoughts and actions, as well as potential IBS. If you take this you could be just like me fr

Saw a video pop up of a dog that lost 100 pounds and it was framed as a thing where the dog devoted itself to losing weight through an act of self-betterment instead of the dog’s owner just putting less food in the bowl

Donald Trump watching the Macy’s parade and texting Hegseth to have him hire ASU’s choreographer

The Motorola MDT-9100-T from the 1980s was the perfect cyberdeck

When I was a kid we used to dry our wet gloves and hats on the radiator. Now kids have to dry them on daddy’s SAD lamp, because of woke.

Transcripts of a deposition given by Border Patrol chief Gregory Bovino in Chicago show a series of tense exchanges between one of the leaders of Operation Midway Blitz & attorneys involved in an ongoing use of force lawsuit related to local immigration enforcement this fall.

If these people spent their own money and ever shut up it would be fine. The computer has feelings and it loves you and you should do what it says. Fine. I just don’t want you teaching it to my kids

placing a gun on the table when the thanksgiving chatter turns to politics

beast mode

I think there should be a MacArthur Sandwich Grant so you can have a paid trip to rotate this absolute scran

If I see you complaining about the rolling stone data center article, I'm going to assume you are either illiterate, or that you financially benefit from data center proliferation. Or both.

Some of us can read, Andy.

when u download bluesky

jreen bean

[girl who foolishly consumed 100mg of thc voice] this edible ain't shit lol

Gonna play this at 2x speed (over the limit)

oh so nvidia is cooked for real for real

GenX will never shut the fuck up about the fact that they’re GenX. Go drink some lead tainted water from the hose

I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖 Hint. Fucking. Hint.

Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean

Equating "fascist" to name calling is truly insane levels of laundering fascism holy shit

if you're okay with muting a thread the second people unwilling and incapable of accepting a joke show up this place isn't half bad

This image alone should be used to teach future generations about the 1990’s

I just watched the @jacobgeller.com video about trying to find a working copy of the Sunshine Blu Ray on nebula approximately 42 minutes ago. I refuse to believe this is a coincidence. It’s a sign that y’all should subscribe to Nebula.

I dunno it kind of feels like maybe this guy doesn’t represent the median American

"we're gonna do rape apologetics but make it feminist and liberal"

Freelance photojournalist @davedeckerphoto.bsky.social was arrested while reporting on an immigration protest outside an ICE facility in Miami on Nov. 22. He was held in custody for 30-plus hours and released with charges of trespassing and resisting an officer.

It's still infuriating that Condé Nast fired a bunch of really good journalists but went out of its way to hire this walking ethical failure

men using “respectfully” like it’s a harassment debuff is an epidemic lately