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Science Bitch!

Sakura Taisen profile = instant follow 🌸

and in 2025 even, are those people serious ?

Coming back as cuomo considers a run for a house seat

FAA operations center:

Sandwich guy's team zeroes in on the gag gifts that Agent Lairmore accepted from other agents, including a sandwich plush toy and the "Felony Footlong" patch he put on his lunch box. "If someone assaulted you, offended you, would you keep a memento of that assault? ... Of course not."

we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000

History Doesn't Repeat Itself, but It Often Rhymes www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

Soon, god willing

"I could smell the onions and mustard"

Breaking: The Darkness Returns

In order to solve numerous issues with the current NATO Alphabet (Including the inclusion of the so called region of "Quebec"), I have crafted a perfect, modernized Phonetic Alphabet to bring NATO into the future, and ease communications. www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

Document Forgery xkcd.com/3160/

THANK YOU FOR MY LIFE IVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS FOR MONTHS @radiostarkiller.bsky.social #sliceofyoku

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

Reposting with alt-text because ho-lee SHIT.

Title text: "If you don't know where you are on Earth, the angle of satellite dishes can help constrain your latitude. If some of them are pointing straight up, you're probably near the Equator, right under the ring." Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3156#Transcript

This is a little too on the nose even for Americans

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

everyone suddenly telling me to cancel spotify and i'm ever here like

if you already didn’t have enough reasons to cancel spotify:

since it's spooky season:

you can tell that OpenGL is a better religion than Christianity, because OpenGL has a SuperBible, while Christianity only has a normal bible

Good lord. @apnews.com

When working on art images I will save the image, resize it, save it as a jpg for sharing, then get paranoid, unresize it, and save it again.

gonna be honest with you i genuinely don't think ANY of my potential answers to this would actually result in me having a good time

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

advice to overcome our modern problems

Window Screen xkcd.com/3151/

"Leave me the fuck alone"

[Throwing PBS Kids content on so my two year old will sit still for ten minutes] 10 y/o: ew Me: I thought we liked Dinosaur Train 10 y/o: we like the original. This is *Adventure island*. Me: I'm afraid the nuances of the Dinosaur Train multiverse are lost on me 10 y/o: *shakes head in disgust*

it’s really good when “technology of the future” treats you leaving as if you were leaving a cult

The used enterprise parts market is gonna be *insane*.

guinevere #art

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

I mean...

Do I smell toast? Did we not have THESE EXACT SAME stories come up, like, ten years ago? Didn't society, like, collectively laugh at how stupid this shit was, and still is, to the point that even The Simpsons was getting shots off on them?

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."