Yeag day is an anomaly. An enigma. Nobody knows when or how it started. It simply is, and was, and will be.

Let's goooo

The fact we only have the Sonic OVA soundtrack because some guy thought "maybe I can look through the credits & just ask each person who worked on it politely" is really funny to me.

love that’s it is cold at night again

it should be legal to throw bricks at cars that are too loud. not like a regular car that is kinda loud, but those assholes who disconnect their mufflers on purpose

Exodus 8:2 "If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."

only just realized the wikipedia article still calls it twitter. truly the worst rebrand of all time

My new best out of context quote I think

Two well-known voice clips from Super Mario Sunshine are Mario saying "Aren't I done yet?!" and "There's more?!" in an exasperated way, long presumed unused. However, there is actually a way to hear them in-game, as they have a chance to play when he enters a level at low health.

マッハはもっと、車輪はない、汚職は変わってない More machs, fewer wheels, just as much corruption.

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

how i wanna be

truth is a lie we tell ourselves so we can be Right and other people can be Wrong. including this.

it's not FOR us

Essential equipment 🐞

TIME IS COLLAPSING AROUND US, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRO ITS OCTOBER

basically i'm having a bad time.

AITA your honor?

Window Screen xkcd.com/3151/

being buried alive is so fucking boring can't see shit in here

He texted me back 🤸

Comic

(hot tears running down my cheeks) you just doxxed the fucking muffin man

Banjo's look is quite uncanny,

The Millipede. A documentary by Jojo.

it’s the same button to accept and to cancel! really streamlines the process

our industry-first quantum TOS exists as a probability cloud of terms that vary instant to instant. this is the future!

CAN WE HAVE A WEBSITE THAT ISN'T TRANSPHOBIC FOR ONE SECOND

The more you learn about how things work in the world the more you feel like you must be missing something because it can't possibly be that stupid. Oh so all we need to avoid an economic crash is for the stock market to go up forever? And a third of the market is magic beans? I see,

it’s burger time

ANNOUNCEMENT: Hard Drive Has Been Sold to Shinra Electric Power Company in 100 Trillion Gil Deal

a spider can fly on a current of air

The only way to win is by lumping and the only way to lump is by prongling.

Nute Gunray: "We hope and expect Lord Vader will do the right thing."

This made me laugh extra hard today

violence and malice and such. you get me. i would go on but i'm tired.

Launching a new platform called “Holodeck” that will let prisons to confine inmates to a cell just big enough to fit a bed and a toilet but to the occupant it will seem a plane of unimaginable horrors where their psyches will be destroyed by one eldritch horror after another. Who wants to invest?

i cant stop thinking about this fucking review

some people find beauty in a tree growing up through concrete, not me though that is a stupid place to be a tree i would have grown somewhere else with no concrete

Remembering a classic

this is still funny as fuck actually

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

I finished the lineart for this fantasy version of Asuka and her eva: #neongenesisevangelion

@patstaresat.bsky.social gets a job at 30 Rock