// Hello lovelies. After careful consideration and many months of painful debates, I have come to the conclusion that Jenn’s reign of spookiness has run its course. Maybe one day I will come back to her, but for now she shall gracefully take her leave here, living her best life inside the Ministry.

at least curse me a little at the very end.

Full Moon Night Flowers. #Art © William Morris

I’m going into hibernation for the rest of winter. Wake me when it’s Spring.

Hmm. Hot take but, I absolutely detest all flavors of Pringles. Even the plain kind. Don’t bring them near me.

I feel like I’m playing a weird ass game of hide and seek. It’s too late for this.

Edgar Allan Poe really ruined it for anyone who just wants to show their bitter enemy something cool in a catacomb.

Where am I? Who said that?

"Paris by Night" by the Russian artist Evgeny Lushpin.

When did they start making these in purple and why didn’t anyone tell me about them?

There is no such thing as too much caffeine. Don’t let anyone tell you any different.

Funny.

It’s a wander around the Ministry and see what trouble there is kind of night, I think. Aka slowly sip wine in a dark corner. 😌

now with 30% more mothman

Oops I decked the halls again

WHAT'S THE HAMBURGLAR'S FUCKING PROBLEM

bite first, ask questions later

Do I think Satan has some good ideas? Yes. But do I “worship” him? Yes

GO AHEAD AND STEP ON ME!

you can cross the bridge, but first you have to tell me what you specifically would do for a klondike bar

take this buzzfeed quiz to find out which horseman of the apocalypse you are

She’s so sleepy. The life of a spoiled rat.

For once my hands are freezing. I’m concerned.

I wonder what sermon would sound like from the roof. Let's find out, shall we?

i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is

To snack or not to snack? That is the question. 🤔

Practice makes perfect. Hmm.

November is gathering darkness, a time to draw the curtains and summon your ghosts, to paint yourself red and gold and go party in the underworld

my wife (the moon) is looking GORGEOUS tonight

I hope you find what you're looking for. I also hope you someday own a haunted cottage that floats through mossy forests under starlit skies, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.

It's a perfect night for mystery and horror. The air itself is filled with monsters. Happy Halloween!!! 🎃 👻

The Great Pumpkin is coming, the time is near. Collect beer and bones before it gets here. Blend these into a cocktail, just right. His hunger is monstrous on Halloween night.

We could already be lost in space. You don’t know.

That thump from under the floorboards sure has been a lot louder lately.

🎃

If my superpower was teleportation I would tell people it’s hard to control and just pop right out of any conversation I don’t like.

Allow yourself to take a step back from life now and then. Everything that truly matters will still be there.

Dark sarcasm keeps me alive.

Screams are underrated.

Have your demons summon my demons.

You can't satisfy me in bed, you're not 7 pillows.