ACC after dark

This gif doesn’t get enough use

I don’t know why, and I don’t want to make a big hairy deal out it so ICE’s Special Media Prosecutor Division doesn’t notice, but People Magazine has been incredibly straightforward with their Trump headlines when he’s being a weird old asshole. They’re a quiet Facebook behemoth, so this is good.

From the ceo of “humans are the bad guys and create their own worst problems because of greed and lack of empathy” the game?

sometimes football is just Give Very Large Man Ball

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

imagine looking like the biggest dumbass in a division that includes Dallas and Washington

Just posting this for no reason in particular 🫠

THAT IS ALREADY A LAW. TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT WHO SIGNED THAT LAW. YOU ARE A FUCKING NEWS REPORTER

Shinra Enix

Ridiculous catch from Indiana's Omar Johnson for a TD (via fox cfb)

Washington Spirit one pk away from advancing 👀

he just handed off to a linebacker for a touchdown

“Possibly the greatest #ThiccSix of all time” @mikegolicjr.bsky.social HE WOULD NOT BE DENIED

Being the most racist former baseball player is a stiff competition but he might take it

If you're a Democratic elected and you're not standing on the back of a truck hurling frozen turkeys at people you aren't trying

oh no please dont make the young, good looking, energetic politician the face of the franchise

Enthusiasm level update: the woman handing out Cuomo flyers on the corner said “you can just throw it away if you want”

Sandwich thrown at cop, the gift that keeps on giving

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Yoshinobu Yamamoto is the first pitcher in MLB history to win 3 games ON THE ROAD in a single World Series.

Has this World Series consistently featured the highest quality of baseball? No. Has it featured the widest array possible of beautiful, weird, specific baseball delights? Yes.

Attn @macarthurfoundation

This is kind of treat I’m looking for at work on Halloween

Why are we ruining perfectly good video?

COUNT I Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall. COUNT II The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

People ask a lot about whether protests matter. While Trump’s approval rating is driven by many factors, events like the No Kings rallies likely play a role, too. Media coverage and people seeing their neighbors take a stand help convey that disapproval is not just acceptable but widespread.

some really satisfying defector headlines on the main page: • If you went to sleep, sorry but you are not forgiven • terry bradshaw: a man i believed to be andy reid recently tried to sell me some pigs • those steelers uniforms looked like shit • green bay packers show immunity to aaron rodgers

NBA

They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir

Hoosiers to win it all

Trey Yesavage fast facts: - the Iraq War has been going on for his entire life - Michael Jordan has been retired his entire life - LeBron James has been in the NBA his entire life - he just went 1-2-3 and struck out the greatest baseball player of all time to begin Game 1 of the World Series

The realest sports fan in America-

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

People of normal height among NFL players is always so funny

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Are the Colts warming up by playing Red Rover or something

As always: Jets pass up the fourth-and-1, have to go for it on fourth-and-8.

The new Sounds episode is excellent, but the sheer panic in Trevor’s eyes has me crying laughing at my desk.

When someone pronounces all the syllables in Baltimore, ambulance, or Maryland

vlad guerrero jr is the product of a 30+ year project to concentrate an entire planet's psychic resentment against the yankees into the form of a single human

This strikes me as pretty bad

Yakety JAX