scully: but why would the government lie about something thats clearly and easily proven false? mulder: *throws her a file* Scully are you fucking serious?

somebody turned this goalie fight into an independent film

To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS: 1) put your phone in airplane mode 2) open TikTok and go to your profile 3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account 4) turn airplane mode off 5) delete your account Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this

It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing

channel 2 leaning into it this morning

the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

Are we great yet? Has anyone gotten tired of all this winning?

Here’s a guy that needs a swift kick in the brain

Re: Sean McDermott getting fired, I ask once again: why are all these GMs keeping their jobs when they bear more responsibility for team failure?

Crazy that it goes in the books as a 14-yard pass

HE'S ELI

THE POPE'S STILL GOT IT

Say what

Im gonna start saying Ni Howdy

every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s

I'm willing to work with Immortan Joe to ensure better training for his war boys.

Our Nobel Peace Prize

Being exposed to Aaron Rodgers for 4 months made him quit a job he had for 2 decades

This game has everything: warm-up scuffles, fumbled kickoffs, missed field goals, going for it on 4th down, double digit lead erased, desperate throws that work

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Back in the day something like “that’s the drugs talkin’ “ would be a gif widely available before the episode was 24 hours old. Now? Crickets.

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

I would like to shake the hand of whoever decided to deep fry dough. Top 3 fried food.

"Well, he's a dictator whose people don't actually want him in charge" is an interesting precedent for this guy to set

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Super Flu is Automaton propaganda! Managed democracy keeps everyone healthy!

Vectors of Fraud is my new Alt Ska album

Trying to explain The X-Men movies timelines to anyone

[werner herzog voice] these prefabricated mortal pastries, dying for cheap spectacle

Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges

incredible that these guys make more money than they could ever dream to spend and THEN decide that the most important thing in life is spreading their genetic material as widely as possible. buddy you talked yourself into having the same life goal as ragweed

Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.

Attack Syria, that’ll distract everyone

Zohran’s already turned the Knicks into champions, this guy can do anything.

Old Man vs the SEA

That $88k is getting direct deposited into a checking account he just opened called “Warhammer Miniatures” and nobody else is touching that money.

why am i still playing this

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Former Republicans just don't have the learned helplessness toward politicians that lifelong Democrats do

Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image

ACC after dark

This gif doesn’t get enough use

I don’t know why, and I don’t want to make a big hairy deal out it so ICE’s Special Media Prosecutor Division doesn’t notice, but People Magazine has been incredibly straightforward with their Trump headlines when he’s being a weird old asshole. They’re a quiet Facebook behemoth, so this is good.

From the ceo of “humans are the bad guys and create their own worst problems because of greed and lack of empathy” the game?

sometimes football is just Give Very Large Man Ball

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga