I can’t believe one of these NFC South teams will get into the playoffs over Notre Dame.

Rewatching the Sopranos for the first time. It’s astonishing how many lines from the show have been integrated into our cultural vocabulary. It’s like a Gabagool Hamlet.

There are few things that haunt me more than someone dying this young. Her essay on coming to terms with her mortality was one of the more gorgeous things I’ve read, and a reminder how lucky we are to be here. RIP.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 30% full.

Bob Dylan attempts to explain Willie Nelson in The New Yorker's profile of Willie: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

I feel like most people don’t realize how little it takes to be life-changing money.

You're being insufficently mean

The richest man in the world nodding along to @cumlasagna1

I just want things to get better, for once I am so fucking tired

On the New York-ness of Wes Anderson's 'The Royal Tenenbaums,' released on this day in 2001:

We do but it's on the QT and very hush, hush.

Absolutely

Satchel Paige once intentionally walked 2 hitters so he could to face Josh Gibson with the Bases Loaded. Just so Satchel could prove who was the Best, 1 on 1. 🤣 Told by the Buck O’Neil, perhaps the greatest storyteller in baseball history.

Way to go dick van dyke you did it buddy you're 100

Good time to remind people of the @claycollins028.bsky.social quote: "No one hates baseball as much as Major League Baseball."

I have gone from having no opinion on Bush’s Baked Beans to a negative opinion on Bush’s Baked Beans

Which popular baseball player made the Hall of Fame this year? If you guessed Jeff Kent you are wrong, he was never popular.

Who has made this 🤣

While supplies last.

He saw the trophy.

Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award Also Boomers:

Temu Vecna never saw a killing of brown people he couldn’t endorse

One thing that gets me about this beyond the statement itself is you can tell how practiced it is. This man either came up with or adopted this messaging and role-played this answer complete with hand gestures many times. This is the best he has to offer.

Turns out they/them pronouns are useful when you want to distance yourself from responsibility for the war crimes.

daily/weekly/monthly reminder that espn got rid of talented journalists just so they could afford to pay this sentient diaper rash

Read it in today’s paper!

"Not my halftime show"

"It honors our country." Yeah, the thing that's going to bring America back to its glory days is me showing up for my Frontier Airlines flight in a tux.

Walter Cronkite on CBS delivering the announcement of JFK’s death, 62 years ago today.

Just an absolutely gutting essay by Tatiana Schlossberg, a writer, mother of two young children, and cousin of RFK Jr who is dying of leukemia. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

Great. He’s still a piece of shit.

phenomenal stuff from grok here

good things are still possible online

The left has a problem with political violence. Anyway, here’s the President of the United States saying his political opponents should be executed.

May the blessings and peace of Dick Cavett’s birthday be with you all.

Check it out, everyone. New episode of "Two Assholes With A Mic" dropped.

Begging both parties in this relationship to do anything that is normal for people of their age bracket to do

Good morning. I'm going to send you a meeting invite then send an email telling you I sent a meeting invite. Signed, Wednesday

we’re all questionable for tomorrow

My annual reminder that Andy Pettitte took PEDs and lied about it multiple times, giving half-truths each time new information turned up that he could not deny. Which is to say that you should ignore anyone who supports his Hall of Fame case while knocking Manny, A-Rod, etc. for PED use/dishonesty.

My wife lied to me! This isn’t about Baker Mayfield at all!!

Happy Odd Couples Day for all those that celebrate

Kevin Mackey, who fueled Cleveland State's Sweet Sixteen run in 1986, has passed. Bob McDonald reflects on his time at CSU and afterwards.