“Bidets and carrots cause autism” isn’t far around the corner. I’m only half kidding.

I just watched this full video for the first time. When they went back to A-Rod and his head was in his hand ready to fight I did a legitimate spit take.

I love where she points away from the cameras. “Is that an IHOP?” “Yes, ma’am. Please don’t shoot our canines.”

The “good Christian” is a liar and a pedophile protector.

“I like jellybeans!” “I like 12 year old girls!”

Republican heroes! Yay!

If ever there was lazy ass piece of shit who wanted an endorsement deal with Champion clothing it’s this fucking “lick my finger and judge the wind” turncoat archfiend fucking cro-magnon looking carpet bagger. “Fuck that dude, Fetterman” (the original lyrics)

Marjorie Taylor Greene! Of all people! Is fighting for Obamacare! WAKE THE FUCK UP! It’s a GOOD thing! 😂

How worthless is Trump? He literally makes MTG come to her senses. How fucking god awful do you have to be to get to that point? Not rhetorical. LOOK at this shit! 😂😂😂

In an EXTREMELY temporary moment of clarity this screeching shitgibbon discovers what her job actually is. No, I don't trust her. Yes, I still hate her. I'll take what I can get at this point.🤷‍♂️

Don’t fuck with Chicago, tiny tangerine penis. FOFA, as your boy Hogs Breath so less then eloquently told the generals, to no applause.

Michigan Avenue right now.

Remember a year ago or even less when some said “hey, guys, let’s have a granola bar together and chill, okay, comparing them to Nazis is so wrong.” Do we wait until they’re doing worse? Is that the right time? This shit is BANANAS.

This is gamesmanship. Chicago harbored Texas lawmakers when their own state government went fucking bonkers, could have come from any other state than Texas. There’s a reason. Petty ass MAGAts know they have no defense.

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lol

This bitch is Boebert Lite.

When you try looking like a diva, acting like a diva you shouldn’t try it w/a pancake ass, Botox lips AND zero spine. If your whole thing is “I do what Cheeto Von Shitzenpantz tells me” your backup plan sucks, you fucked up. I’d say she’s a waste of humanity but she isn’t human.

I see someone in a chicken suit. Glad nobody dressed in a dog costume. She has sniper position.

I have secondhand embarrassment for her. What a joke

Misioroski goes harder than Judge

Remember when George W made some bad choices but he and his supporters didn’t make you worry about all mankind? It was mainly political? Wasn’t how he was literally unworthy of holding any office, let alone a county seat? Those were the days, my friend.

Ugh I hate when the Yankees are happy

I knew I liked you.

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

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Nothing as great as running into Bob and Sue Dvorsky while riding on the Dvorsky trail. I love you, JoCo.

Microsoft Teams should be classed as a terrorist organisation.

Batting .000 as a tribute to the bullet holes

THEY’VE GOT A PEPPER BAR!

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we simply do not have a union anymore if the president is using troops from one state to invade others entirely on the basis of political disagreements

Look. Invading our own country is about as straightforward a case as you can have for impeachment. The GOP abandoning the Constitution is kind of the only story there is and it gets no coverage.

Now do Illinois

Go to hell ‘72 Dolphins

Hey YouTube, how many times do I have to block Turning Point ads before you ACTUALLY block them? Over ten times since Friday. Still popping up. Do you have an agenda or are you just ignorant?

Stephen you SS wet dream stain on a set of 14 year old Adolf sheets, when I was a five year old and didn’t get a cookie when I demanded it that didn’t make it legal insurrection, just like what your child brained boss is doing now. Check the constitution. Then use a plastic bag as a toy. Please.

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Sen. Brian Schatz, a Democrat from Hawaii, bailed on Bluesky because people kept pointing out how often he would vote for Trump’s bullshit while talking tough. Twitter is supposed to be his safe space where he can talk a big game while rubber stamping fascism so this is clearly devastating for him

Mexico has the peso, we’re getting the pedo.

yeah no notes