so in the middle of the night I went and did this lol Full breakdown of what US Soccer teams are on Bluesky and in what capacity here (verified, unofficial, mirror, etc) MLS, NWSL, USLC, USL1 and USSF I did my best to parse through here docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Full time?

My driver’s Ed teacher asked if we could stop at my house for beer. He was 100% serious but my dad didn’t drink.

Prestianni not only a racist but a fucking lowlife coward. Nobody covers their mouth to say something normal. And fuck the Benfica supporters that threw stuff at Vini. A disgrace.

He’s lying

The match was NOT marred by Mourinho’s red card you utter baffoon.

Benfica had a famous black player born in a Portuguese colony in Africa so it can't possibly have a racist player now is some galaxy brain logic

Editors note: Benifca set new records for racist club today. Players, staff, especially the supporters. The entire lot of them.

🚨🛑 Álvaro Arbeloa: “Go ask Prestianni what he said… it’s unacceptable. We can not accept these things”. “Ask Prestianni”.

These yahoos are taking the Vini abuse seriously. Good for them. #HalaMadrid

UEFA will not do a thing #HalaMadrid @fotmob.com

I stand with Vini. I believe him. Prestianni even covered his mouth before he said it. No reason to do that if you didn’t say something that bare minimum crossed line. And I’ve never seen Vini go to a ref like that. He knows what he heard

VINI JR GOLAZO 😮‍💨☄️

I uniformly hate the Paramount+ Champions League studio show

Who's the most famous alum of your high school? Bart Connor. And in the most famous asswipe alum category, Merrick Garland.

¡Gracias Girona! #HalaMadrid

Lotta good that capitulating to Trump did you, Northwestern

3. Only music before circa 1986 is dad rock

I want this kid to kick the shit out of Kyle Rittenhouse

In front of a festival crowd?

Luge relay is a fraud. They should have to pass a baton going 70mph

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

This is the news WaPo can no longer gather

They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show. (Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

Drinking racist tears

The only thing that matters in the Olympics is the women’s football tournament #uswnt

The people who believe this are the people who couldn’t figure out 1/3 of a pound was more than 1/4 of a pound

Shootout to @davejorgenson.bsky.social @lni.media @ellabrockway.bsky.social and @stevengoff.bsky.social for getting out before this bloodbath. Apologies to anyone I follow that I missed.

These kids are American heroes

WE GET TWO MORE GAMES ON THE LAKE FOR NORTHWESTERN

Oskee Wow Wow

Is still actively support the #uswnt (just about the only thing American I do) but am hoping the men don’t advance out of the group

BOISE: courage is wearing a Mexican flag cape to the pro-ICE demo

Howard Dean had a strange scream.

Gary Hart had someone sit on his lap.

Not just me wondering why Fitz has a Bovino haircut

TIL the Bong in Bong Recreation Area is Dick

If you haven't seen the Christopher Guest movie Best in Show, today is your day to remedy that in honor of Catherine O'Hara

I AM NO MEANING

I didn’t understand small liberal arts colleges or Div 3 athletics when my daughter decided to go to Carleton. I learned my lessons, and it continues to be the perfect choice.

“insult someone’s 401K” is a concept I had never considered but now absolutely love

Full Time #ggmu

🔴🎥 • CUNHA GOALLLL!! 3-2 UNITED!!! WHAT A GOALLL!!! #MUFC

DORGU #ggmu