I say Merry Christmas to the cashier at the Jewels as she smiles and charges me $49.95 for a pack of paper towels.

What the fookin bloody ell is this???

Koskie the Russian???

I think the Eagles are in full meltdown mode.

Lol. That is hilarious.

So, it's gonna be negative 30 for the Bears game Sunday? Its not even winter yet and im sick and tired of winter.

"Leverage" is a dumb penalty. Should be abolished, or only called on Green Bay.

Defibrillator and some deodorant needed immediately. Look at this dude in charge of everyone's health. He is clearly dying but will absolutely never die.

Weird how the farmers need a bailout from the tariffs that are all paid by other countries.

Sadism is the lifeblood of MAGA, and US government agencies are sanctioning this as an operating principle on a daily basis:

The chefs. Gonna start counting them out.

Truly a 2024 type day for Chicago sports.

The Bears are well coached. That is why they will not shit the bed next week against the terrible Browns. With Eberlose, this would kick off a 4 game losing streak.

Thats painful. Gotta kick their asses in 2 weeks.

How vegas knows the final scores before the games are played is crazy to me

The Chicago Bears.

Tom Brady sucks as a color guy. Sorry.

Poor

Let's fuckin go

That may be ballgame

This is not enjoyable.

Didn't enjoy that 1st quarter, but no real harm.

Maybe run the ball? Dunno. Maybe try it and see

Nice drop dumbass

Incomplete. Fine.

Gonna need a calmative here.

Elbow was down

Bears.

Bears.

Red zone. Very bad audio. Very very bad audio.

Is NFL redzone audio completely biffed or just my tv?

The Hoosiers are flippin good. Mr Funis, go nuts.

Ohio State fans right now:

Aur Nawr! Is what an Australian fan of the Ohio State Buckeyes probably just said.

You know they gotta be feeling good at Johnny's Tap right now.

Whoa, football.

Hey look its Kristy Gnome's grandmother

Man, this website has some doom stuff. Not talking about the metal genre. Just like the "what the fuck did i just read??" Genre.

Now is as good a time as ever to play the game "Cocaine or Hemorrhoids?"

The problem is that the regime knows this shit is illegal. They just don't care because there are never consequences of any kind.

Once again the Simpsons did it first

So Donold Drumpf received a made up peace award from......Soccer. Remember when shit wasn't this dumb every single day?

There is such a thing as "doing too much."

Our government now is for the douchebags by the douchebags.

Unfortunately the Cowboys defense has remembered they're being lead by Matthew Eberlose. Dude never was able to rip off his shirt.

I think they chanting "Detroit sucks" in the silverdome.

One of my favorite features about Facebook is how relevant the ads are. I'm always trying to destroy my genitals with coffee mugs. Now I dont have to explain this to people!!

The Bears are gonna win Sunday for Robocop Thornton.

Judging by what I'm seeing on Instagram, everybody's taste in music sucks besides mine.