“But what about you?” Jesus asked. “Who do you say I am?” Peter answered, “You are so ripped bro, how much can you bench?” And Jesus replied, "I lifted your mom last night." And they laughed then chugged Icehouse while jamming to Kid Rock.

My dad was a poet so I could never really join in when the other boys would argue about whose dad could beat up the other dads, but I was confident that my dad could make your dad feel seen in ways that would quietly devastate him.

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I'm attending a digital humanities event in Montreal. There was a keynote on AI and something about the talk made me wonder if it had been written by Claude. I said as much in the Q&A. As I posed the question, the speaker shifted, looking slightly uncomfortable. What he said next shocked the room +

lmao

President of MIT not mincing words today in @statnews.com www.statnews.com/2026/05/27/s...

A…stunning campaign launch. "My dad got cancer & my mom's employer collapsed. The executives got paid & the workers got screwed. She didn't have the heart to tell us, even when the bank took the house…when she took her own life, the eviction notice was in her pocket." @ahlmanfornebraska.bsky.social

neighbor: did you steal my trampoline are robert me: accusations harmful

Just found a note from my kids teacher on Class Dojo that she got in trouble because she saw the boys playing the paper football game at lunch and asked them how to play and then bet her dessert and won 4 other kids desserts and then admitted to the teacher she's been playing with me since she was 3

🎶 you know the day destroys the night night divides the day tried to run tried to hide BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE

If you need an example of the hubris of this administration look no further. JD just wrote a book about returning to Catholicism in 2019. He’s been a Catholic for 7 years. SEVEN. Now he’s telling the Pope not only how to do his job, but lecturing THE POPE on how theology works. SEVEN DAMN YEARS!

@jackjenkins.me Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment — theonion.com/arbys-reclas...

Would it be the death of only one civilization should the Mad King follow through on his threat? Our hands are FAR from clean, but I’m not at all confident “America” could survive state-sanctioned genocide demanded by POTUS, carried out through the chain of command, unopposed by elected reps.

We have lost over a dozen service members to an illegal war. Hundreds more have been injured. ICE is rounding up and warehousing non-criminal immigrants, MANY of them children. Gas is $4/gallon. This is what’s on the President’s mind. He’s showing you who he is. Believe him.

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And if thee taketh thy red poltice, thou shall see how deep you rabbit hole truly goeth.

at no point was I able to accurately predict the next word

Tell Congress: Stop Trump's War with Iran act.indivisible.org/sign/no-iran...

Preparing for Skypocalypse as Elizabeth Warren - known Nazi sympathizer - endorses Platner.

There are people in this administration sending Americans to die in a pointless war, responsible for the killing of citizens and immigrants stateside and actively protecting pedophiles around the world. Absent repentance and atonement, may they never know another moment’s peace.

What problem is Trump's new global 10% tariff meant to solve? If it's about leverage, ask: How much leverage do you get from a tariff that disappears in 150 days? If it's onshoring: Who builds new factories based on tariff that disappear before the factory is built? It's a tax. That's all it is.

@scalzi.com …Sycamore

If they think this is an “attack” at a church, these people clearly don’t go to church. If they want to see an attack, watch what the hospitality committee does to Ms. Jenkins when she advocates buying name brand snacks for Fellowship Hour in the next meeting.

Yesterday, Minneapolis gave us hope. That’s what they’re trying to kill: the will of a people who are willing to fight them.

Only going after the most dangerous, hardened criminals, like the 2 year old riding in a compact SUV with a unicorn on the back window. @startribune.com @minneapolismn.gov @governorwalz.mn.gov @indivisible.org @50501movement.bsky.social

“It was me. I let the dogs out.”

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

If we won’t resist together, we’ll be picked off one by one.

He will steal your future for his present. WITHOUT. HESITATION.

THREAD. My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments. I've collected his work here...

Audioslave was playing on the classic rock station. I have more life to live, goddamnit

Indiana’s Senate has voted AGAINST the GOP gerrymander that’d have locked in a 9-0 map. This keeps the 7-2 map in place, saving two Democratic seats heading into 2026. The vote failed big, 19/31. The MAJORITY of the GOP senators opposed it!

An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.

“Mayberry has become a war zone. Always a drunk in jail. Children fishing without licenses. A Democrat city filled with violent leftists, and it’s our job to restore order since Andy and Barney are stretched to the breaking point.”

Kash Patel, America's Roddy Ho.

queen shit, rest in peace

Increasingly, I feel as if these self-proclaimed coalition builders talking about "winning the middle" aren't talking about the people they hope to win over. Rather, they're talking about themselves, and defining what it will take to keep them in the tent. Not opposed to purity tests; issuing them.

guy who ordered makeup studio installed in Pentagon says what?

He just feels like the kind of manager who forces everybody into a retreat center at the edge of a forest so he can tell them he changed a proposition in the corporate mission statement.

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

A few thoughts about this Coates piece and Lost Cause ideology. I am beyond grateful that it was someone with his insight and ability who has lifted up a much-neglected dimension of the Right’s push to canonize Kirk. www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c...

I'm not right wing but some of this "woke" stuff is a little over the top [6 months later] Slavery was fine. Your city is under martial law

Speaking for myself, I’ve never had a crisis of faith because I suddenly realized "Wow, I don't believe any of this." It’s always come from looking around at other Christians — the ones I was supposed to look up to, guys like Mike Johnson — and realizing "Wow, *they* don’t believe any of this."

Oh boy, $150,000!

As someone who’s sat with parents who have lost young children, I can tell you that any person who would treat a grieving family like that is an absolute monster. Every day, 46 reminds us that he’s unrepentant misanthrope, but some days he does it with flair.

But Dr. Andrew’s I’m sure they “did their own research” between Rogan, RFK, and their cousin who se other cousin’s barber one time saw a person in a luxury car use Medicaid…or something like that.