Good morning ♥︎ !

Happy Fourth of July to all those who celebrate it.

every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts!

Okay this is funny, look at the entertainment on the left, then look at the sun glasses of the band member, enlarge it and you can see the whole crowd of six.😂😂😂😂😂😂

Shared by my friend, @aahabershaw.bsky.social

Vote progressives in the primaries (it’s working) vote blue no matter who in the general elections. Rinse and repeat.

Why are we having a debate about air conditioning when we could be getting on with using solar power to make all the air conditioning work

Babe wake up, new industrial band five-album discography just dropped

SHAKESPEAREAN HAIKU Shall I compare thee To a summer’s day? Alright – Thou art very hot.

what if they fought back against republicans instead

Sam Raimi didn't strap a Super 8 camera to a 2x4 so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

Looks like Triangle Man is finally going to get what’s coming to him.

A lot of people don't realise this but in the UK we have to replace our Prime Minister every two or three years or else the rights revert back to Marvel

happy our jokes are funny for one day day

Happy Father’s Day to those who celebrate it.

IT IS TIME. WORLD CUP. USA VS. AUSTRALIA

Hm! Oh well. Not my problem.

Not to be confused with Flock of Seagulls’ Bono & The Edge.

They obviously needed to host the games in Wisconsin.

I don't visit Chicago enough, another destination to add to the list!

The UFC fighter who posted alleged screenshots of Eric Trump DMs, asking for inside betting info on tonight's UFC event has since: 1. deleted that initial tweet 2. posted "are people really this dumb?" 3. has either been hacked again ... or pretending he was hacked again. screenshots in order:

it's notable to me that the administration tried to frame tonight's UFC event as a "gift to Americans" but you can't watch it unless you have a paid subscription to Paramount+

The car on my street slows And I imagine a drive-by But no gangbanger appears The driver instead passes judgment On my garage sale of mostly baby clothes And drives on Wounding me in the heart

So tired of blacking out every full moon when I really want to stay up and help the townsfolk hunt for the werewolf

I rewatched ‘S1m0ne’ and this line, written 25 years ago, landed completely different because this is now our reality

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week www.thepoke.com/2026/06/10/2...

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

Sure, I *can* do hard things but I've already reached my lifetime quota.

1/ So I mentioned Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s musical episode to my daughter recently, and with Anthony Head’s death I thought today was a good day to watch it together.

Shamelessly stolen from FB….bwahhahaha…

If the constant reminders of my own mortality could just give me a goddamn f’ing second to breathe, that would be fantastic.

i fuckin love new pens

Netflix has done a few prequels with its popular series, I haven’t watched the Stranger Things one and as much as I loved Money Heist I’ve had trouble getting into the Berlin prequels…

Every time I see the current setup, the Ringling Brothers and Bailey Circus theme starts playing in my head.

2010: we’ll start a business that makes money by selling a product or service to customers 2026: fuck customers, our product or service makes money by being terrible but having leftover customers from when it was good

Young MC is all over my feed because he dropped out of the Trumpapalooza festival, so I'm obligated to post this banger:

Kid Rock’s bargaining position is so good now he’s going to ask for the 24 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I’d really like for Morris’ inclusion to be a mistake by Trump’s team, but I think it’s equally likely that they took the gig and changed their mind when Minneapolis en masse said not if you ever want to play in this town again. And I’m ok with that.

Approaching my second cancellation of Spotify, and I haven’t really found anything to replace it with. Looking for a combination of 1) Easy transfer of ALL my playlists, 2) Pays artists decent rates, 3) Has good privacy/data use policies (non-US). Suggestions?

Today I learned there’s a sewing tool called a Hump Jumper and I immediately turned into Beavis.

Salt AND Vinegar potato chips? In this economy?

1/ Stacy's mom doesn't want a boyfriend like Julie's Devoted but tired and never around She's worried that she might be like Beth Mackenzie Never lucky in love, though chances abound

I already have to check search results to see if they're trustworthy, why would I want to add another level of untrustworthiness to my searching, my time on this planet is short enough as it is. "Oh you just have to prompt correctly" - OR, I could just fuckin' do a search, I spent 30 years on that.

‘Protagonist drives in reverse during car chase’ is a minor trope at this point and made me wonder when I saw it recently if anyone’s done it with a backup cam instead of frantically looking over their shoulder.

Slimer is the ghost of Grogu. I will not be taking questions

They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again

Not me, but I used “Schnikes!” as a exclamation (as in ‘Holy Schnikes!’ from Chris Farley in Tommy Boy) playing a card games with my kids, and now my kids are yelling “Nikes!” when we play cards and something exciting happens.