As a Robert Palmer and Supernatural fan, I’ve thought Misha Collins would be great in a Palmer biopic except that his life was relatively tame compared to other stars of the time. But after learning how Palmer screwed over Power Station, I’m wondering if there’s material for a biopic after all.

‘Novocaine’ is one of those increasingly rare films I wish I’d seen in a theater with friend(s). It’s a great action comedy with a ton of bloody Loony Tunes violence and a lot of heart. Jack Quaid brought a lot to this role and it’s hard to imagine any of his contemporaries doing as good a job.

Some safety tips for the big storm! Be safe, everybody.

Air Force One has been quiet quitting since they learned they were being replaced by a Qatarian hand-me-down.

I'm probably the last Boingo fan to notice, but I had to pause and Google when I saw Danny Elfman playing drums on SNL with A$AP Rocky. I admit to not being familar with Rocky's music, but happy to see Elfman collaboring with the current generation and living his best life.

parents told me that watching dumb 80s cartoons wouldn't prepare me for the real world, but the president is attacking europe because they didn't give him the peace price

So, Scott Adams is gone. Through cautionary example, he showed me a valuable lesson: If you can't be grateful, don't be ungrateful or it will weigh on you like a stone. Guy had a 30 yr newspaper run, got rich and famous, had a 2 season TV show, yet spent his life complaining that he deserved more.

Sending mixed messages with my son's after-school snack today...

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This year was also the year in which I failed to write a new end-of-year poem.

Found this on Tubi last night and watched more out of curiosity than anything else. It wasn't as bad as expected, but it wasn't particularly good either. Easy to see how it'd been lost to the ages, but it was interesting from the standpoint of containing pretty much every B-tier star at the time.

*** Slight Spoiler *** Saw Anaconda with my brother-in-law recently where it happened, and then purely by coincidence I was watching Jumanji 2 with my daughter and it happened again.

I had to check the package of the Oreos I bought this morning to see if I'd accidentally bought the "Thins" version. It's two cookies with just enough filling to hold them together. Seriously, I think they're airbrushing it in at this point. Happy Holidays, yadda yadda yadda.

It's that time of year again, happy holidays to all and to all a good night. youtu.be/9eWtKf_T2yU?...

Gotta say, I saw this song going in a different direction.

Comics like these are the real reason my kids aren't old enough to read SMBC yet. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/anythi... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Between Hobby Lobby being one of the few places you can get 3D filament locally(*) and Chick-fil-A as the only fast food place with waffle fries, there are days I really hate ethical spending.

Example #243,202 of how the perpetual need for growth is killing capitalism much more effectively than an army of leftist college liberal hippie professors ever could. Facebook could turn a profit til the sun goes cold by focusing on what its users want instead of what its shareholders need.

So if smart phones and other devices can't get the memory and processors they need because AI data centers are buying them up, where will they get the data they need to effectively spy on us?

Kinda bummed I thought of a really good divergent take on a minor character in Cyrano de Bergerac, and I can't do it because I got a key fact on an even MORE minor character related to the one I was thinking of completely wrong.

My attempt at Holiday Homonyms... Jingle Bells, Batman Sells Test drive an Escalade He's got a deal, almost a steal Low financing, just today! Hey!

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

It's been way too long since I've watched Misery, I can't remember if it's also a Christmas movie or if it just takes place in the general winter season. Regardless, what a loss Rob Reiner is. The man deserved a lifespan matching Van Dyke's for the joy he's given us.

me every day since turning 40:

This entire weekend

Calm down, people who've already sent out their holiday cards.

At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.

I WAS COMPELLED TO MAKE THIS BY FORCES BEYOND MY CONTROL

stage fright is for beginners be terrified everywhere all the time

You will be visited by three spirits.

Remember when web services would actually have a mobile version instead of forcing everyone to use their app?

Am I less prone to putting on a drum show as I get older? Sure. But sometimes you just gotta give in and pound your Honda. youtu.be/5dA094oAy-g?...

I would make a terrrible cowboy... "What do you mean I need a new horse? This one still has 3 good legs! (Based on my tendency to want to drive a car until it is dead, dead, dead.)

I don't have any Monday loot Poor on Tuesday, Wednesday too Thursday, I don't know about you, But on Black Friday, I'm staying home

Don't forget that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving film.

If I say something that sounds like I'm trying too hard, it's because I am trying really hard and there's a lot of junk on my mind's surface that my efforts are competing with that I'm not good at communicating. Please know I mean it and I promise to work in a bad joke sometime in the near future.

I don't think this counts as a spoiler, but has anyone else brought up the possibility that the magical tome in the Wicked movies was the Necronomicon in another form? Pretty much every use of the book seems to go horribly wrong in a monkey paw sort of way, so it wasn't exactly neutral magic.

Warning: If you do this, it will remove your Promotion, Updates, and Social tabs, turning your Gmail to cr@p. Right now I'm manually unsubscribing and sorting, but I'm going to start looking around at other email providers. I shouldn't have to decide between AI invasiveness and email from 1995.

Sometimes the hardest part of being a dad is trying to believe the stuff you tell them when it applies to you. Stupid setting an example.

Grammarian and Errorist are at it again! 🖊️

I haven't been following the news, but apparently Lizzo is back and dating someone called Nuzzi? I hope the new single is good and they're happy together.

Growing older. Accepting there's a good chance I'll simply never learn the names of the new SNL guys

Making plans to see The Running Man next week/soon. I wrote a review of the original back in high school (man, I'm old), the original was fun but seeing it more for the fact that Edgar Wright directed it.

I hate that a sub-reddit like /r/frugal will talk about how to deal with higher prices caused by tariffs and monopolies, and then put an immediate ban on any discussion of politics in the thread. By all means stabilize the patient, but maybe pay attention to what's making them sick too?

Went to see Predator: Badlands, and I don't know if someone is overseeing that universe in the same way that Gunn and Feige do or if 20th Century is just getting lucky with their directors and showrunners, but they've been knocking it out of the park the last couple of years....

🧵"Cheney, more than any other person, brought us today's political reality.... [T]he American conservative project, the old dream of making the world into a place awful enough to justify American conservatism, never had a better champion. He was a shamelessly self-dealing con man, for one thing >>