We’ve been through this, Wallace. It’s a penguin with a rubber glove on his head.

When you’re watching Star Trek:TNG on a digital antenna and the signal is in and out, but they’re in the holodeck so it kinda fits.

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Happy Mother’s Day to all those that celebrate!

Imagine having an energy crunch and pausing 165 fuel-free energy projects for spurious reasons. www.usnews.com/news/top-new...

Happy First of May!

I want a browser extension that notices when I click a link to block a profile in a given platform, and gives me the option to add a quick reason before storing the information in a small database that I can access or link to at will.

I wasn’t aware of this video until recently, great 90s cover of an 89s classic. Plus Jeff Daniels! youtu.be/nLt60MUv7AU?...

One of my favorite episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation is the one with the Riker, Crusher, and Data polycule.

For all those who celebrate today…

Today’s poem is called ‘Anniversary’.

Today’s poem is called ‘Billionaire in a Midlife Crisis’.

Priceless post from the official White House social media

Today’s poem is called ‘The Question’.

Just finished watching “Millie and Max in the Future” and it is a very sweet and low-key romantic sci-fi comedy. Like all true sci-fi, it does reflect the present, almost too well at times, but would recommend to anyone looking for some gentle escapism.

I have decided that I am too cool for my minivan and have decided to move on to something slick and sexy that truly represents my wild side…a used Subaru Outback.

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you can miss it."

We don't know nothing about no crime-fighting Catholics. We're on a mission from god.

American conservative politician Clare Boothe Luce converted to Catholicism in 1946. In a 1953 meeting with Pope Pius XII, she was fiercely lecturing the pontiff on the Church's moral duty to fight communism when the Pope finally interrupted her. "You know, Mrs. Ambassador, I am a Catholic too."

The Boys and Daredevil: Born Again are somehow the best pop cultural commentaries on the second Trump administration, which is less a matter of "superhero metaphors allow for sophisticated social commentary" and more a matter of "reality is now full of cartoonish supervillains."

Today’s poem is called ‘Job Interview with a Cat’.

Taking off your clothes so your debate opponent's eyes pop out and they howl like a cartoon wolf is known as an ad homina homina hominem

After a stressful couple of weeks, I gotta say that binging the new Malcolm in the Middle reboot was weirdly cathartic. Wish they’d kept TMBG singing the theme (but at least they’re still getting paid)

The use of “hallucinate” is a stroke of true evil genius in the AI world. In ANY other context we’d just call them errors & the fail rate would be crystal clear. Instead, “hallucinate” implies genuine sentience & the *absence* of real error. Aw, this software isn’t shit! Boo’s just dreaming!

Today’s poem is called ‘This is One of Those Poems without any Rhymes’.

As a resident of the great state of Wisconsin… A-HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH…

Woo! Go Wisconsin!

This really puts my problems into perspective.

> @covie93.bsky.social

Happy Easter!

On this Good Friday, we remember Spock died for the needs of the many.

“We’ve forcibly incorporated it into all your corporate productivity tools for your entertainment convenience.”

April Fools? Jesus, Mary, and Joseph’s Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat…who has the energy for that crap these days? Best wishes for all reading, may you remain unpranked and in good spirits this day.

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Finally had to mute keywords on two popular shows that have been trending here, there's a temptation to weigh in but the discourse was getting too frickin tedious. Enjoy or enjoy hating what you want.

As a timeline cleanse I’d like you to know that Cannibal Corpse vocalist George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher, owner of Metal’s Thickest Neck™︎, has a singular gift for fairground claw machines, winning hundreds of plush toys which he regularly donates to Johns Hopkins children’s hospital

This needs a rewatch soon…

There's a lot more you can say about this incident. It's tempting for Dems to take a wonky, technical approach and talk about funding levels or policies or proposed legislation. Don't do that. Tell the story that works. 1) Reality TV guy put in charge of plane safety 2) He fucks up 3) Plane crash

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

A very happy 95th birthday to William Shatner 🫡🎂

Thinking of putting the snowblower away to see if it’ll snow one more time.

Well this sucks a lot more than the other notable death today. I hope he truly found clarity and peace before his passing.

Look, I may have disagreed with Chuck Norris‘s politics, but that doesn’t mean I can’t also acknowledge he was an untalented actor who made shitty movies. RIP

I'm really tired of having to replace my general anxiety with all too specific ones

❌"I'm an atheist." -Boring. -Pretentious. -Might overanalyze yourself into being a TERF a la Richard Dawkins ✅"I bow to no god." -Boss bitch energy. -Even if one of the religions is right, you don't look like an ass. -Someone might ask for you to step on them while they call you "mommy"

I spent too long using the snow blower and shoveling this morning and now my arms are achy noodles.

This is why Real Genius should be mandatory viewing for programmers.

This is the destination of every company that tries to replace creative human workers with AI slop. futurism.com/artificial-i...