12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

This explains like 90% of American politics right now

"people can still download your art from bsky and feed it into AI" if gamer behavior has taught me anything, just one extra button press is more than enough to annoy a MASSIVE amount of people into not making the effort

Brother in law just said he's been getting into wearing hats lately. 2026 is going to be a good year, I can feel it.

Unless Santa straps a green light to Rudolph's tail and has Rudolph fly sideways with his nose pointed to the left of the sled, he is technically in violation of 14 CFR 25.1385(b), SERA.3215, and ICAO Annex 2, 3.2.3.1 (b) requiring positional lights for all aircraft operating at night.

He is born

Actually managed to get a #doscember video out this year! youtu.be/yLnQo4BhJwU?...

The original Mavis Beacon was, curiously, also a very good typing tutor.

"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"

obsessed with this teleprinter keyboard that has a “Who Are You” key

🦋 Welcome to Buesky! 🦋 It's long past time to leave the Nazi bar, and you'll have a much better time here. I updated this guide due to the influx of users fleeing Grok's new AI bullshit. Share widely for all the newcomers!

God please let this one stick lol

Once again, one very easy way for the Paper Of Record™️ to escape the constant criticism which it has found itself subject to these last years would be for it to stop acting in ways that <completely justify> all of the constant criticism which it has found itself subject to these last years 🤦‍♂️

I rarely harbour any animus towards transphobic people. My reasons for wanting inclusive spaces, services and sports have nothing to do with wishing to exclude transphobic people; I merely wish to ensure suitable, dignified provision for everyone.

I have a clear preference, I'd like to win the argument on the merits the right way and with the correct orientation. I like the anti-Zionism of Tlaib over the anti-Zionism of a Candace Owens. But it's interesting and I think says a lot that groups like the ADL and AIPAC actually think the inverse.

It's again that time of year when people mock our firm for falling victim to a pair of scammers, based on a slanted documentary which did not paint our efforts at inclusive hiring in a fair light.

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

Bless everyone who maintains the tools to download video files from proprietary players.

grandma passed away a decade ago and she left me this message, a tale of hope and dreams: “if enough people start lying to chatgpt about their life and their personal info what they collect could become worthless in the long run as advertisers would not find it a reliable source anymore 1/2

The SM64 Showfloor mod is pretty cool. It's an attempt to recreate the Shoshinkai '95 sample, using real assets and leftover code whenever possible. Other than that it's exactly what it says on the tin: a janky snippet of Mario 64

Dear Future Me, Please forgive me for the terrible financial decisions I will be making on Yahoo Auction Japan this holiday season. Love and hugs, You, but somehow even dumber

literally fuck anyone who doesn’t see at this point that it’s an organized nationwide effort to make trans people unemployable. every trans person they push out of public life is a win for them & a whole hell of a lot of cis people need to start stepping up and saying fuck off to freaks like this.

!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social: is.gd/paU8Ko (It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)

Haven't reposted it, but don't read the description for Vince Zampella's death, maybe. Nobody deserves to go that gruesomely.

"Get the principals on camera" is such a telling phrase here, because it tells us that for Weiss there's no world in which the victims of these horrific actions can actually be seen as the subjects of the story: They're background noise, and the people who matter are the ones sending them.

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

Bari Weiss won't hear your remarks about how disgusted you are with her toadying to the admin but on the other hand yes she will, these people are absolute dogs for attention and would eat their own vomit on live TV if it meant even three people would notice them

the two genders: melee and ranged

Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.

i joke about other expensive gaming things fixing me and my problems, but actually, the one of those that would fix me is a nintendo 64dd and full disk set for christmas just a fun fact about me if you are either my doctor, therapist, or secret santa

gurgle drink

started / going

Your annual reminder that if you get this cracker joke and are confused by it, it's apparently because "ffi" is a special character in some fonts and when the typeface is changed to one that doesn't have it, those letters disappear. It's supposed to be "coffin medicine".

it's incredible to me that Palmer Lucky looked at the discourse around his gameboy fpga that is strictly worse in every way than the analogue pocket, saw that people were a bit uncomfortable with the idea of buying a gameboy from a weapons manufacturer, and just leaned in.

Who coined "Metroidvania"? It wasn't @jparish.bsky.social, and he'll be the first to tell you. Besides, there are far more interesting questions, like: How did it spread? Evolve? And what's it got to do with rickrolling? Watch til the end for a post-credits sting. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8set...

A friend asked if I would X-ray a PCB for them. The DeMoN2 cart is a project he and his friends made to make a modern enhanced Amiga action replay cartridge. It's open source and all the details are available on github here: github.com/gerbilbyte/D...

When you've got a day of jumping barrels ahead of you, but your heart just isn't in it.

"My daughter opposes genocide and also sexual abuse. Where did I go wrong?"

Had the three Dems who voted for this held the line and voted no, they could have blocked it.

Our first big Christmas update is with an amazing recovery of the final build of Resident Evil on Gameboy Color. Hotgen's impressive conversion that got canned. This is much closer to completion, and seems completable too. Lots to discover! www.gamesthatwerent.com/2025/12/resi...

Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu

Yes AND. When Lorem Ipsum gets left in a final accidentally, it's funny. Charming, even. When "You asked for:" gets left in, it reeks of disrespect for the audience's intelligence.

Yep. And I can say from personal experience that several experts within the tech justice space have patiently sat and explained to CCDH why this is a) not true, and b) a position that endangers human rights and each time they have been like "great points, thanks" and then kept pushing the lie

making this a quote post for the clout

KIRBY'S AVALANCHE COMPILE/BANPRESTO 1995 SNES

Hey @blumenthal.senate.gov any explanation of this inexcusably awful vote?

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.