me: jesus said you have to forgive your debtors bank manager: no me: I’m calling the pope

Three days is not a lot of time. My kids and I will be homeless. This is dangerous with two of us being disabled. My disabled son cannot function with drastic change and will end up not eating and hurting us out of frustration. It will be incredibly hard. I also cannot be in the heat I have POTs

If you have nsfw set to "hide" I implore you to set it to "warn". You still won't see anything except for a blurred post Otherwise once they roll out account-wide adult content labeling a whole lot of people including me are going to disappear from your timelines, even our sfw text posts

Until I lived in Minnesota, I never imagined a place where (1) so many people know who their Secretary of State is, and (2) the Secretary of State routinely gets standing ovations at political events

I just checked and The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife (1814) doesn't have an "I consent" bubble like this does, so who's to say if that old thing should be allowed on the Internet anymore.

If they had The One Ring, obviously they would be planning on using its power. Nobody would possibly throw it into Mount Doom. That's just not how anything works. Be serious.

Have you, like me, spent the last 26 years worrying if the Canadian Potato Museum STILL has the display of various potato diseases with potatoes in little coffins? Stop worrying. I checked today. Still there.

Christ, just put it out of its misery. If only there were a machine that could digest it and poop out a dozen 2000 Honda Civics.

Once again: German universities were the envy of the world before the Nazis rose to power and took an ideological wrecking ball to the entire enterprise. If you want to know how long it took for German universities to recover… they haven’t.

When you look up brain drain on Wikipedia the cover photo on the article is literally Einstein

This coward shit deserves to be mocked constantly "We have to run a bigot in Texas, we have no other choice!" Grow a spine and get some fucking dignity you pathetic scromit

After watching the final episode of The Late Show, which featured Paul McCartney, returning to the Ed Sullivan Theater 62 years later, it's funny to think this very old image is probably only about half that age. (Pictured: Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band, printed on a drum, I think)

It’s telling how many of the large news organizations who are flush with money aren’t sending journalists to cover ICE (and now state trooper) violence overnight outside Delaney Hall and the independent outlets with far less financial and insurance coverage are braving it.

It is very likely that at least some degree of Ebola virus transmission currently occurs via infectious aerosols generated from the gastrointestinal tract, the respiratory tract, or medical procedures, @who.int

related opinion: basically every genre of popular media would hugely benefit from the freedom to discuss and depict nudity and fucking, and if that sentence reads like a joke, it's because god-slobbing narcs have been conspiring your whole life to prevent anyone with a budget over $20 from trying it

the internet has the magical radicalizing potential to reveal to people that Sex Stuff is actually Normal Stuff and that it isn't actually weird for it to share a space with Other Stuff. rich freaks have been scrambling to retube this toothpaste for decades and must not be allowed to succeed

hi friends. I hope this is the last time I have to ask since I'm actively interviewing with several different places, but I'm coming up on 16 months without work, and money is very tight. rent is all set for the 1st, but bills will come up fast. if you'd like to help, my payment methods are below 🩵

Too bad it wasn't worse.

sex in an arby’s bathroom so good it curls your fries

When I see an ai summary, I treat it like my dog took a dump in the kitchen

Been doing this with ads for years. But sometimes I accidentally find out what product it is, and I have to build a whole vendetta against them to compensate.

No one could have possibly seen this coming except for the many people documented in this story who saw this coming.

Then there’s North Carolina: “Advocates warn the [bill’s] language implies that anyone could use lethal force against a woman seeking an abortion or a physician involved in performing one. Concerns also extend to families who use in vitro fertilization and women with IUDs.” Party of life, eh? 🙄🙄🙄

Hard to express just how utterly divorced the political rhetoric around porn is from the reality. I've worked in the industry for more than 20 years. I see porn all day long. I have never once seen necrophilia or bestiality on an adult site. But that's what's being used to push antiporn laws.

I just want broccoli on pizza. That's where I draw the line.

I'm in here correlating my name/username with timing side channels on likes and reposts, but hey.

the legal names of people i exchange money with on paypal

what are the things you pretend not to know?

To understand why not every CNC story focuses on aftercare, imagine that after every action scene in John Wick, the camera pans out to show that everyone was just acting and nobody *actually* got hurt

sorry i’m late to work boss i saw at least 16 boobs on the way to work and had to go jerk off at two different starbucks bathrooms

the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind

The vibecession “mystery” was solved in 2023, in the same Twitter thread that identified the supposed mismatch. The only reason to keep it alive is to deny people are suffering bsky.app/profile/devi...

Similarly "sex addiction" which is used as a pretext for conversion therapy specifically targeting queer people

Exactly this. Every statement from almost every institution is kneecapped waaay before it begins by the unspoken but unilaterally understood requirement to first accept/protect the interests of the investor class. Without capitulation, you cannot be taken seriously. But the Pope can just go for it.

Arm Planned Parenthood.

your regular reminder that the national shoplifting crisis was a manufactured moral panic largely engineered by corporations in order to cover up their own mismanagement — and that wage theft is the largest category of theft in the U.S.

No bread! Only circus!

"Let's keep it civil" is often a backhanded way of saying "I am going to attack you and you're not allowed to fight back"

I’m struggling. The only reason I think that anyone would be foolish enough to quarantine people *together* for a fairly deadly disease with a long incubation period… is because they thought they would get away with it.

it is live

Rise of The Machines

My plan for the evening includes taking a potato out of the oven and then sitting down in front of the bab-tube.

I want shoppimg sites to just give me a menu, not wad up my time wading past suggested things for me. I know what I fucking like.

I've helped a lot of non-technical folks use software like VNC, RDP, and later LogMeIn and such, and they would often treat it like pure magic. I always thought that was kind of interesting because it's really an older mode of interaction than having a PC near/on your desk.

This is like half the arguments I get into.

Things this Catholic school atheist didn't expect to be doing in 2026: boosting the fucking pope.

strap JK Rowling into a rocket and launch it into space, call that an astroterf

The deadline for my living situation crisis is coming up this week. That’s why I’ve been posting like crazy. I’m sorry that I had to flood the tl but I’m pretty much disassociating with stress lol