“Flying Model Rockets” by The Front Bottoms. Or most of their songs let’s be honest.

They’re selling the pickaxes, and will be the last ones to fail. Plus consumer GPU demand is more or less the same if not more due to nvidia prioritizing wafers for hyperscalers.

My arch nemesis’ “weed” business is closing and I had to do the “haters will become your waiters” bit to my wife.

My newborn son managed to hit a milestone today: he pissed not only his own pants, but mine as well!

They burned the incriminating stuff already I bet.

Did they mention the latest South Park episode?

Honest to god what kind of name is “Groome Transportation” anyways. Who thought that was a half decent name.

Listen, sometimes mental health comes at you hard. Especially when your kitchen ceiling collapses.

Probably a bar or two back in college for not handling my liquor well. I don’t drink anymore for similar reasons.

Yo my baby boy is about to be born. Waiting on dilation to hit 4cm and start pitocin soon after.

Seconding the three day weekend.

Is hash a thing in other states with legal weed? It is in Canada and it’s certainly a preferable alternative for me to flower.

Uffda didn’t expect this today www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...

“Look ma, my wife’s on tv” www.kaaltv.com/news/local-m...

Lol and now my wife is going to be on the news to talk about our experience.

My daughter caught infant botulism at 6 weeks old. No one tells you to look out for what seems to be constipation early on before the onset of lethargy, refusal to eat, and hypotonia. It took about 4-5 days for her to get diagnosed and another day or so to get the BabyBIG flown in from California

Going through some childhood classics with my daughter and what the fuck why is Incredibles 1 old enough to drink.

Found some eggs that I bought earlier this week in my back seat today if you folks wanted to know how things are going. Absolute whirlwind and I am exhausted.

The first person to rally against prescription drug advertisements gets my vote forever.

Merry Christmas folks. Idk why I continue to receive these in the mail but it’s always a delight to see what we can find.

It’s honestly on us that we let him do it twice.

Posting politics in the family group chat to see how my sister takes it.

Thank you Mr. Marx.

Based Zorhan beating the “losing an election allegations”.

Couldn’t vote for Omar Fateh today but I would’ve if only to spite my former best friend who lives there and absolutely hates him.

My vape shop gave me a freebie upon hearing my plight. God bless these folks.

Layoff day at work, no word yet on my fate but I sincerely hope they don’t fire me in the same month my son is supposed to be born. My manager is still scheduling me for meetings later this week so hopefully that means something.

My white whale.

— took my daughter trick or treating — replaced my 4 year old phone — got an Apple Watch for the first time to track apnea events and meds — finally put my desktop into a new smaller case (fractal terra in sage)

JJKM is about as subtle as a hammer.

The White House has predictably failed to properly account for DST in their stupid “24-themed” shutdown clock.

Shambles.

God’s phone has a dial tone. Please try again later.

Baseball is gonna make me lose my mind again.

My wife said that Glen Powell looks like an anthropomorphized capybara and I can’t not see it now.

The people demand a Martin Scorsese Jonestown flick called “Kool Aid” starring Steve Buscemi.

Huzzah I finally have a microwave again after two weeks of waiting and refusing damaged product the first time.

S&M’s

Migraines and lithium gut are the bane of my existence.

Update: Boo

I can’t wait to wake up and watch the Jays beat the Dodgers in the 20th inning.

God sent the Toronto Blue Jays to the World Series because He hates America and He has made this game last 15 innings because He hates Canada too

Do I know anyone looking for a web dev? Had a friend get RIFd, hoping to help them find something

I got the “you look beat to hell” comment at work today. It’s not even 9:30 on Monday.

Go birds (Canadian)

Anyone else having this problem? No voicemails in the list, but the notification bubble says “41”.

The Studio goes hard.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

$20 says he puts a mcdonalds in the white house