Dumat's Last Theorem
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Insane that they decided to Cargo Cult the GWB administreation. If you're going to do that, at least do it with an administration that was popular.
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Ruin two bands by combining them Sly and the Family Stone Temple Pilots
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10 days ago
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It really makes no sense that we call a Rooster's call Crowing when no Crow makes that sound.
14 days ago
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Bruce Cullen 🇨🇦🫡
21 days ago
A national news organization regressing to a podcast…
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I have a joke about the Augean Stables but it's too dirty to repeat here.
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about 1 month ago
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I have 49 jokes about the Danaids that I will tell you once this well is full.
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about 1 month ago
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I still remember the code to get to the last level in Kid Icarus
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about 1 month ago
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My mom was a terrible cook and tried making meatloaf from scratch. She was also paranoid about undercooking it so it was so overcooked we had to try to saw through it with steak knives.
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about 1 month ago
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Notre Dame is up 14-0 on Syracuse without the offense having stepped on the field.
about 2 months ago
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We don't need MTG to do lots of damage to be helpful. Think about what RFK Jr brought with him in support, that's all it takes to swing things.
about 2 months ago
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I guess we're all about to learn the laws that govern US House vacancies in Georgia.
about 2 months ago
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cuppycup
about 2 months ago
Professors at Texas A&M required to obtain prior approval from administration to discuss this half of football in class.
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Eustis Bell
about 2 months ago
Close enough to post the meme
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Z-Pack Chopra seems like a good pun-based handle to use.
about 2 months ago
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lauren
about 2 months ago
this is really separating out the people who have posted on forums before from the people who have not
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
2 months ago
remove an L from this and half this website would need to get the hose
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I got Arranged Marriage, which will require an end to my Regular Marriage first.
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2 months ago
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It appears Grokapedia became sentient then died from shame.
2 months ago
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I will get it in a few hours
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2 months ago
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For no reason whatsoever I find myself curious about how pardons/offers of pardons work if they were unsigned/not accepted by the recipient at the moment the administration was over.
3 months ago
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Yes, because I can walk in a straight line faster than a slow shamble.
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3 months ago
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Conspiracy Theory: the advisors want to recreate Mar-a-Lago so Trump is no longer able to tell where he is and they can keep him in Florida and pretend he's still in charge while they run everything.
3 months ago
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If we can't win if we reject candidates with Nazi tattoos, then the country is doomed and we're better off learning that in 2026 than, say 2036.
3 months ago
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It's bizarre that Buttigieg working for McKinsey is a black mark for the same people who are mad that people won't support the former Blackwater merc with the Nazi tattoo.
3 months ago
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Making minors join your religion is always wrong.
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3 months ago
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I think maybe we should see if the ceasefire holds for a while after the Nobel Peace Prize is announced before we decide if the US could have made it happen sooner.
3 months ago
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My posts used to do numbers on Twitter. They were usually 0's, but those are technically still numbers.
3 months ago
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In Britain in the first century BCE, leaving to fight your enemies was called "Going On A Woad Trip".
3 months ago
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Who does CBS News hire to fix things in 3 years when they've lost their dignity, reputation, and a lot of good journalists?
3 months ago
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Cas Piancey
3 months ago
Since you so lovingly shared that atrocity with us this is for you
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Since today is supposed to be the Rapture, we should tell anyone disappointed that the Rapture didn't that it actually did and that they were left behind.
4 months ago
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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Gary
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4 months ago
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Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
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4 months ago
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The Legend of ZimZamZom
7 months ago
Remember in Star Wars when Vader used the Death Star to blow up Alderaan as a show of its power? Well he actually had to, because it would have been much less impressive to only blow up Someofderaan
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Cursed Thought: If Trump dies, Vance is the 48th President, amd we will see Newsom talk about how he, as a former mayor of San Francisco, is the only appropriate 49er President.
4 months ago
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Red Flags at night, Fuckboys delight; Red Flags at morning, Fuckboys take warning.
5 months ago
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Irish
5 months ago
This, actually works. For me at least.
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How to Turn Off Google AI Overview and Set "Web" as Default
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What gif pops up for your name?
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5 months ago
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First Wordle Problems
5 months ago
It would be real hard to guess the whole thing but if you DO use this information to steal my identity I wish you the best and hope you do better with it than I have.
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Slightly diminish a band: Bronzey Dan
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5 months ago
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Cursed song: Duke Of Earl, but with every "Duke" replaced by the Babadook shouting "Dook!"
5 months ago
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Liberty Or Death
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5 months ago
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Let's do it a bit different. 1 like = 1 Hyperbolic Gaming Overreaction
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5 months ago
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Michael Paulauski♨️
6 months ago
Spread it like wildfire: GOP = Guardians of Pedophiles
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
6 months ago
put differently, the president who has pardoned more child sex predators than any president in history is included in a trove of evidence of CSAM and child exploitation
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J. C. Cantwell 🌻
6 months ago
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles
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I'm bored, so let's try this. One like, on opinion that's not politics
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6 months ago
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6 months ago
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jamelle
6 months ago
noahpinion not beating the “fucking idiot” allegations
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Wes Anderson, the most overrated by a margin incomprehensible to mortal minds.
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6 months ago
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