Insane that they decided to Cargo Cult the GWB administreation. If you're going to do that, at least do it with an administration that was popular.

Ruin two bands by combining them Sly and the Family Stone Temple Pilots

It really makes no sense that we call a Rooster's call Crowing when no Crow makes that sound.

A national news organization regressing to a podcast…

I have a joke about the Augean Stables but it's too dirty to repeat here.

I have 49 jokes about the Danaids that I will tell you once this well is full.

I still remember the code to get to the last level in Kid Icarus

My mom was a terrible cook and tried making meatloaf from scratch. She was also paranoid about undercooking it so it was so overcooked we had to try to saw through it with steak knives.

Notre Dame is up 14-0 on Syracuse without the offense having stepped on the field.

We don't need MTG to do lots of damage to be helpful. Think about what RFK Jr brought with him in support, that's all it takes to swing things.

I guess we're all about to learn the laws that govern US House vacancies in Georgia.

Professors at Texas A&M required to obtain prior approval from administration to discuss this half of football in class.

Close enough to post the meme

Z-Pack Chopra seems like a good pun-based handle to use.

this is really separating out the people who have posted on forums before from the people who have not

remove an L from this and half this website would need to get the hose

I got Arranged Marriage, which will require an end to my Regular Marriage first.

It appears Grokapedia became sentient then died from shame.

I will get it in a few hours

For no reason whatsoever I find myself curious about how pardons/offers of pardons work if they were unsigned/not accepted by the recipient at the moment the administration was over.

Yes, because I can walk in a straight line faster than a slow shamble.

Conspiracy Theory: the advisors want to recreate Mar-a-Lago so Trump is no longer able to tell where he is and they can keep him in Florida and pretend he's still in charge while they run everything.

If we can't win if we reject candidates with Nazi tattoos, then the country is doomed and we're better off learning that in 2026 than, say 2036.

It's bizarre that Buttigieg working for McKinsey is a black mark for the same people who are mad that people won't support the former Blackwater merc with the Nazi tattoo.

Making minors join your religion is always wrong.

I think maybe we should see if the ceasefire holds for a while after the Nobel Peace Prize is announced before we decide if the US could have made it happen sooner.

My posts used to do numbers on Twitter. They were usually 0's, but those are technically still numbers.

In Britain in the first century BCE, leaving to fight your enemies was called "Going On A Woad Trip".

Who does CBS News hire to fix things in 3 years when they've lost their dignity, reputation, and a lot of good journalists?

Since you so lovingly shared that atrocity with us this is for you

Since today is supposed to be the Rapture, we should tell anyone disappointed that the Rapture didn't that it actually did and that they were left behind.

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Gary

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.

Remember in Star Wars when Vader used the Death Star to blow up Alderaan as a show of its power? Well he actually had to, because it would have been much less impressive to only blow up Someofderaan

Cursed Thought: If Trump dies, Vance is the 48th President, amd we will see Newsom talk about how he, as a former mayor of San Francisco, is the only appropriate 49er President.

Red Flags at night, Fuckboys delight; Red Flags at morning, Fuckboys take warning.

This, actually works. For me at least.

What gif pops up for your name?

It would be real hard to guess the whole thing but if you DO use this information to steal my identity I wish you the best and hope you do better with it than I have.

Slightly diminish a band: Bronzey Dan

Cursed song: Duke Of Earl, but with every "Duke" replaced by the Babadook shouting "Dook!"

Liberty Or Death

Let's do it a bit different. 1 like = 1 Hyperbolic Gaming Overreaction

Spread it like wildfire: GOP = Guardians of Pedophiles

put differently, the president who has pardoned more child sex predators than any president in history is included in a trove of evidence of CSAM and child exploitation

GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles

I'm bored, so let's try this. One like, on opinion that's not politics

noahpinion not beating the “fucking idiot” allegations

Wes Anderson, the most overrated by a margin incomprehensible to mortal minds.