Not my X, not my everything

This Danville, VA city council candidate made a very dramatic video about sidewalks and public safety, and I love it and him. Worrying about a possible milkshake duck situation, I looked at his FB page, but he seems ok. Juneteenth celebrations, community outreach, Methodists. A solid old gent.

As an antifa gonk, I would like to claim full cred for zeroing the reflecting pool. I've tunnelled under it, drilling up from the bottom and injecting algae and chemicals directly, and then connecting my tunnel to the drain system so everything drains just goes right back. Dig up the lawn to check.

you: Please, dr moreau. your unholy creations are an affront to god. creatures of land should not combine with creatures of the sea. a baby belongs with its mother sheep, not imprisoned within a pearlescent shell until you see fit to pry open its hinges dr moreau: clamb

A new scandal im calling Waterpond

the simple answer to ny/dc republicans crying about mittens is: mittens is a piece of shit, and nothing obama said about him was wrong. die mad

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

in which the vulnerable human heart becomes the last bastion of protection,

Important to recognize she's not an idiot, she knows the data centers being built are AI-specific and that the extreme power and cooling demands arise specifically from GPUs, not data storage or transmission. She's repeating lies that lobbyists told her to say to confuse the public.

MOTHER-IN-LAW: I had to take a break from youtube. And instagram ME: why? MIL: I got banned ME: why?? MIL: people are abusing birds, I had to say something! ME: what did you say MIL: that they should be tied up in the basement and beaten to death

Trump promised his ballroom wouldn’t cost you a penny. Now, Senate Republicans are asking taxpayers to foot a $1 BILLION bill for it.

Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew

T-shirt idea: John Robert's face, contorted in pain. Text: Strikes and Balls.

Incredible episode of Well There's Your Problem

Repost if you'd date people twice your height

This is horsepowerfully bad

Call me when the NYT is ready for a "12 Bitches Who Were Right about Everything" piece.

stop putting idiots in the paper saying the dumbest thing youve ever seen

I'd bet Susan Collins already has it. And if not, Pete Hegseth sure does.

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

I like to imagine that Zohran Mamdani, Socialist African-born Muslim, was literally willed into existence by the collective psychosis of the Tea Party GOP over Obama, like the ectoplasm under NYC in Ghostbusters II

Tapping the sign

i will vote for dems who say this stuff and act on this stuff! i will give them money! i will tell my friends to do the same! it is what i want from government more than anything else right now!

mario kart 64

not a single Democrat has mentioned the fact that the Trump administration is committing serial felonies by stealing the power of the purse from the legislature

What’s wild is people will get snitty if you point out there hasn’t been nearly enough pushback on this.

the takes about how Francis being gone would make the papacy more conservative again are aging like that tweet about how LeBron is now 30 so he's gonna be done soon

We gotta get Star Trek back from corporate

One of the greatest bollard walks in history. #WorldBollardAssociation

Honestly, the great crisis of our society is the unwillingness of institutions to inflict consequences. Impeach the president, fire the sex pests, expel cheating students, excommunicate an unrepentant heretic, prosecute the war criminals. Believe in your institution enough to enforce its rules.

This is zuck one month after going on Rogan podcast claiming he would never takedown content based on government requests ever again

Nah, he kept a Nazi tattoo for twenty years knowing it was a Nazi tattoo, and he has zero experience outside of his trust fund

And if you can get drunk and get a nazi tattoo, you can sober up and get it removed or covered, even for free.

Side note: I also love when they try real southern biscuits. No matter how much we tell them they're not scones, they're still not prepared for the truth. Our top engineers turned baked butter into a cloud.

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alternate timeline where 30 Rock is about the Russian Revolution

average leftwinger scandal: random citizens in the city actively playing in a snow ball fight throw snow balls at cops average rightwinger scandal:

IMHO, it is important that Woke 2 be deemed "excessive" by historians, "sweeping too broadly" with "punishments too severe." It cannot be merely a course correction, it must be an overcorrection. Nothing less will serve as an adequate deterrent against the fascists and their collaborators.

The reason we're here is that tens of millions of people will punch a hole in a wall if they hear someone used food stamps to buy soda but they're fine if the right-wing podcaster turned fbi director uses his taxpayer funded private jet to go party whenever he feels like it bsky.app/profile/thed...

“A federal agent fired shots through the driver’s side window”. Sound familiar? That’s exactly how Renee Nicole Good was killed. This 23 year old lost his life and ICE’s involvement was covered up for a year. They’re killing people and hiding the evidence.

“DHS is shutting down because it refuses to obey the law” is excellent framing

The default assumption should be that they’re lying

When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37

Before her retirement, this judge oversaw a juvenile justice system in Rutherford County, TN, with a staggering history of throwing children in jail. In one case, 11 Black children, as young as 8, were arrested for a crime that doesn't exist. Revisit our 2021 story with @wpln.bsky.social: