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i will vote for dems who say this stuff and act on this stuff! i will give them money! i will tell my friends to do the same! it is what i want from government more than anything else right now!

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not a single Democrat has mentioned the fact that the Trump administration is committing serial felonies by stealing the power of the purse from the legislature

What’s wild is people will get snitty if you point out there hasn’t been nearly enough pushback on this.

the takes about how Francis being gone would make the papacy more conservative again are aging like that tweet about how LeBron is now 30 so he's gonna be done soon

We gotta get Star Trek back from corporate

One of the greatest bollard walks in history. #WorldBollardAssociation

Honestly, the great crisis of our society is the unwillingness of institutions to inflict consequences. Impeach the president, fire the sex pests, expel cheating students, excommunicate an unrepentant heretic, prosecute the war criminals. Believe in your institution enough to enforce its rules.

This is zuck one month after going on Rogan podcast claiming he would never takedown content based on government requests ever again

Nah, he kept a Nazi tattoo for twenty years knowing it was a Nazi tattoo, and he has zero experience outside of his trust fund

And if you can get drunk and get a nazi tattoo, you can sober up and get it removed or covered, even for free.

Side note: I also love when they try real southern biscuits. No matter how much we tell them they're not scones, they're still not prepared for the truth. Our top engineers turned baked butter into a cloud.

> @keithedwards.bsky.social

alternate timeline where 30 Rock is about the Russian Revolution

average leftwinger scandal: random citizens in the city actively playing in a snow ball fight throw snow balls at cops average rightwinger scandal:

IMHO, it is important that Woke 2 be deemed "excessive" by historians, "sweeping too broadly" with "punishments too severe." It cannot be merely a course correction, it must be an overcorrection. Nothing less will serve as an adequate deterrent against the fascists and their collaborators.

The reason we're here is that tens of millions of people will punch a hole in a wall if they hear someone used food stamps to buy soda but they're fine if the right-wing podcaster turned fbi director uses his taxpayer funded private jet to go party whenever he feels like it bsky.app/profile/thed...

“A federal agent fired shots through the driver’s side window”. Sound familiar? That’s exactly how Renee Nicole Good was killed. This 23 year old lost his life and ICE’s involvement was covered up for a year. They’re killing people and hiding the evidence.

“DHS is shutting down because it refuses to obey the law” is excellent framing

The default assumption should be that they’re lying

When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37

Before her retirement, this judge oversaw a juvenile justice system in Rutherford County, TN, with a staggering history of throwing children in jail. In one case, 11 Black children, as young as 8, were arrested for a crime that doesn't exist. Revisit our 2021 story with @wpln.bsky.social:

Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."

Hokkun is a minimalistic orange mascot from Shimonoseki City, inspired by the oranges and sunsets there.

Yes they should.

Pronouncing pivot like bidet because its usually asswater

i feel like we've had a good enough sample size for like two decades on whether or not body cameras on cops do anything whatsoever to stop them from killing people. the guy that murdered renee good was filming it on his phone for fun!

the problem is that entire generation of dems and their younger disciples are all elitist pricks who think one of their main jobs is to discipline their base, NOT reflect that base's policy preferences. which is why we need to kick every last one of them out of office

Wow, Trump isn’t paying someone. Someone get me my smelling salts.

He’s trying so hard to post through it

Is Elon a pedo? We couldn't say. Did Elon repeatedly try to invite himself to Epstein's pedo island 5 years after Epstein served time and registered as a sex offender? Yep, he sure did. Do people who aren't pedos beg to party on pedo island? 🤔 #TeslaTakedown

Ok but consider what if it happened twice

all these people have to be purged but also, all the people not currently purging them have to be purged

If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this: America's problems are solved problems. Just not here. What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵

Twenty Pilots

Eric is wayyy better at this than his brother Tony

"Dictator for life" Ahem. And how long was that, exactly? A long time? It was definitely worth starting a civil war bc he lived for a long long time?

The message from the White House this morning is that, once again, it falls on ordinary American citizens to remain calm and professional when dealing with the heavily armed agents of the government because they are very emotional and might fly off into a murderous rage at the slightest insult.

wow really helpful, thank you new york times

really aggravating that the NYT has a huge pack of the best journalists on the planet, and then nearly all of the key decisions regarding attention, framing, and overall coverage are driven by a crypto right wing nepo baby and a dozen-ish of his toadies

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Ive never seen a Stancil take I agreed with or one that made me feel. It's like a guy shouting about how good Raisins are. Not really, but also, I don't wanna die taking on the dried fruit fandom. It's fine.

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

In all cultures throughout all of history, people have loved turning things into little guys

Why stop there? Bumblebird. Bumbletree. Bumblebear. Bumblehund.

I am determined as God is my witness to start the Trump fake hand conspiracy theory. His hand isn't showing signs of an undisclosed illness. It's a fake painted Halloween costume hand because his hand was already removed. It's time.