The head of Chicago's biggest police union was really angry about a measure to rid the CPD of cops with extremist ties

ICE activity in Chicagoland has been on the rise with the temperature the last few weeks. These incidents don't have the spectacle that characterized Greg Bovino and Border Patrol's raids in the fall, but people are still being abducted by federal agents across the city and suburbs.

Literally just talk to any sex worker who's been doing it for a bit. It's the most consistent indicator. They have all sorts of details.

good news! i'm officially divorced

the one effect of testosterone that i could do without is the fucking nose hair. what the fuck do men need 50% longer nose hair for

anyone have ideas for a diy book shelf solution that: - is cheap&easy to make - won't collapse when a combined 30 lbs of walnut brained cat jump onto/run into it at full speed - ideally doesn't look like shit (flexible on this one) - does not require me to buy tools (i have uhh a hammer and a drill)

Arrested because I had to use the bathroom while Ryder Fellingbottom III was talking about how he got his nanny deported.

For anyone who’s struggling with food security, or knows anyone who does, or anyone who just likes saving money, I recently learned about an app called “Too good to go” which sells food from grocery stores and restaurants at a steep discount.

Appeals to outside authority in a relationship are generally not a good sign, and doubly so when that authority is not strongly embedded in a moral ecology!

“art should only exist if it looks pretty (to me) and only evokes positive feelings” is literally the fascist art framework too lmfao

YOU - “Lamby looks soft.” LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face. YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”

so that's where it went

still can't believe i get to live in this city. when does the honeymoon phase wear off

Dissociation isn't just "checking out" or switching "parts." Dissociation also manifests as our thoughts, feelings, & behaviors being seemingly unconnected to each other, at least consciously-- like we're walking around fragmented, brain, heart, & body strangers to each other.

this isn't the first time this has been done but it's still just so damn cool

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

This happened years ago with the death of Jeff Lockhart, and it should have led to the dismantling of this juggernaut of reckless corporate greed

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

I’ve never really been like “I want to go to Coachella” but this makes me wish I was there this year

taps the sign

taxidermia, though i wasn't a kid, just on drugs. for much of my 20s i wondered about the significance of the fucked up hallucinations i had that one time, until i stumbled onto a post describing the self-vivisection/taxidermy/decapitation scene and was like oh thank god it didn't come from my brain

Saw an ad for M&Ms today and honestly....if you don't know about M&Ms by now you are dumb as fuck

[mocking] i suck dicks like yours for breakfast

he wasn't even on any pope lists

I like that the president is officially declaring himself an enemy of the Pope and Roman Catholic church

one of many reasons i will never accept abandoning my trans siblings or the broader queer community for the purposes of "a bigger tent"

GREAT TITS CAN AND DO KILL

you're laughing? orban is eating shit immediately after our loser vice president went there to try to help him in the biggest display of contagious loserdom in history, and you're laughing? yeah, me too

like n#t bros, crypto, ai boosters, everything of this nature, they put so much energy into telling you that "you can't win" which is what someone who really, really needs your help in rolling over and showing your belly says they tell you to give up because they'd rather not lose a fight to you

DOCTOR: Are you taking care of yourself? ME: [thinking about the chocolate cupcake and can of Monster Energy I had for breakfast] yes

hm well i guess they can't wear off too early if you lose the whole bottle. where the fuck did i put them

i keep dressing all wrong for the weather because my apartment stays at 60F with the heat off and with no AC whether it's 35 or 85 outside and i'm just going by what it was like last time i went out

the michael’s radioactive beads situation is crazy

Really hope at least some people learn from this experience that despite opportunistic rhetoric about peace, fascism does in fact mean war.

I get why people are focusing on the rationality or irrationality of a counter-blockade, but I think the big takeaway here is “Trump’s unpopular war will continue indefinitely”

do u ever get honry

Cross Pollination

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

tried my best but can't fully commit to the hater thing so here i am lighting a candle anyway

fell asleep in the middle of a movie a while ago and when i woke up howard the duck had come on. watched about 10 mins out of morbid curiosity but it was so bad i didn't want to turn it off and have it show up in the continue watching list so i just muted it and went back to sleep until it was over

hey gym gays what's the most effective way to make this part bigger

99% of every genre is bad and every genre has produced bangers also

heard the little cat throwing up while i was in the bathroom and now i can't find it anywhere but the big cat is sitting in the entryway licking his lips like he just had a nice meal

really need to learn to be more of a hater i think. just learned that this particular ex died two years ago and now i feel kind of bad about any shit talking i've done about him since even though he 100% deserves every bit of hate i have for him