Shallow Gravy was not asked to perform at the Freedom 250 state fair but Dermott has some solo stuff he's been working on #VentureBros

look at him. he doesn't even have any money

I'm sure there are scholars who've spent years of study and toil writing dissertations on the aesthetics of fascism and now there's a UFC fight at the White House that's basically gonna be Aesthetics of Fascism: The Musical.

2010: we’ll start a business that makes money by selling a product or service to customers 2026: fuck customers, our product or service makes money by being terrible but having leftover customers from when it was good

Your morning image

Scrambled eggs with cut up hot dog pieces.

When I see an AI summary, I avert my eyes like I walked in on my grandmother changing clothes.

Chocolate-covered cherry.

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

I think it’s a prevailing sense of ‘we were promised a better world, and we know that by observable metrics that a better world is possible and wouldn’t even be that hard to do. But it keeps just not happening and it’s all driving us mad.

S tier cat name

This is tough. I feel like most things I make are -okay- but nothing is ever amazing. Maybe I’ll go buy a fancy cake from the Korean bakery. 😂

See severed heads that almost fall right in your lap. See that bloody hatchet coming right at you

VENDO TOMATES 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

look how they massacred my boy

Some days Smooth Coke is the only thing that makes sense.

living in a 24/7 d/s (damsel/snidely) relationship with a girl who keeps a pair of airpods in so she can listen to oncoming train asmr to stay in "trackspace"

I love this stupid movie.

Happy Christopher Lee's and Vincent Price's birthdays! (Peter Cushing's was yesterday. John Carradine's is in February.) [photo by Terry O'Neill]

Found a little gem in my personal folder on my work laptop. This was mid pandemic, at the dog park, "failed" panoramic shot of a precious angel of a dog running. Hedypede

Happy birthday to marine biologist & conservationist Rachel Carson (1907-1964)! 🧪🐡👩🏼‍🔬 #histsci After publishing the sea trilogy in the 40s & 50s, when she published Silent Spring in 1962 she captured the world’s attention to the risks to health & environment posed by pesticides & DDT in particular. 🧵

What’s with this guy?

Sometimes I wish corporations *were* actually people… I’d love the chance to punch Adobe right in the neck.

My novel has not one, not two, but THREE moons in it. That's good value! mybook.to/ornamentalwo...

This isn’t in the top 100 worst things this administration has done to our country, but it is the most embarrassing

On this World Dracula Day, let us remember Jeremy Brett and Raúl Juliá in their stage Count costumes, with Edward Gorey-designed scenery

Morning.

I feel like “tamp down the risk” maybe does not convey the urgency that I would feel if I lived near that thing. 😳

I could not stop laughting at this.

Once at a Star Market in Somerville, MA, I was in the express checkout lane behind a guy whose entire grocery haul was five (5) jumbo bags of Andy Capp Cheese Fries and five (5) gallon jugs of cranberry juice and lowering the cap on express lane items would rob me of this treasured memory

Love this idea! So creative and fun! 😊

Every time I click on a photo or link in BSky it then rolls back to the beginning of my feed. Just me? Getting really annoying.

like, the whole band?

This Godzilla movie needs more Godzilla in it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzill...

LOGGING IN

Words to live by.

Saturday morning beans.

As the season turns and temperatures rise, the Lime bikes of Peckham Rye begin to gather for the great trek north

(Un)happy World Goth Day to all who celebrate 🖤

Logging on

It was a long road to get here, but my debut novel is now available! If you like the idea of a "Gothic Fantasy" novel in which a depressed grave robber is on a mission inspired by Pre-Raphaelite art, well do I have the book for you. mybook.to/ornamentalwo...

Happy #WorldBeeDay from this Osmia cornifrons mom. Remember that honeybees are livestock, and most wild bees don't live in hives.

this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts

How is this so perfect? 😂

Leaving London today. I was a little wary of being such an obvious Ugly American out in the world right now, but everyone has been so nice. #DesertFest was such a good time, I wish we could come every year. 🤘🏻

“Lord Sugar” is exactly the kind of character name I like to invent and it drives me crazy that he is a real person and I didn’t get to make him up

Tis true.

How did they get this sculpture of me?