Ahhhh, Gen X earworm!

The hot dog is a tool used to justify suffering.

This breaks my heart. @propublica.org are supposed to be the good guys. 😕

柴犬の日

🚨🚨🚨little guy alert🚨🚨🚨

Well (ha, ha) that is just delightful.

Whew, he TACO Tuesday-ed? I was playing Pokopia in an attempt to keep my sanity.

Anyway, I painted a donut 🍩

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

I was born in 1971. Disassociating from the idea of imminent nuclear war is like second nature to me. Just roll with it. youtu.be/vrONIb9gQ-k?...

I’m sorry that my existence as a trans person was so upsetting to millions of voters that we are now having World War III as a result. That was not my intention but here we are.

Someone with the handle @velocity69.bsky.social is sharing a video with the caption: "The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II" It's gone viral, but it's not from Artemis II. If you've shared it, you might want to un-share.

Worth noting that the first part of the first sentence does not at all lead logically to its end. The fact that "A.i." is becoming more widespread does NOT mean educators must learn to "integrate it as a tool." Educators could in fact REJECT IT ENTIRELY.

Absolute cinema watching that jar of Nutella escape contain behind the backs of the astronauts after packing other things away

ok my bad. looks like it's a load bearing lack of verification

There *is* a path to redemption. It involves engaging with what you did, understanding why it was wrong, adjusting your behaviour, and making restitution to people you wronged. it involves *work* and does not have a guarantee of success. What CK and those like him want is a "forgiveness" button.

Happy birthday @rackletang.bsky.social!

Grain alcohol

Astronauts orbiting the moon whilst explosions rock the earth and the royals head to church! Your Easter bumper podcast is here, packed with more #RichardBurton 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 content than you could possibly want! We dived into 1978’s The Medusa Touch. 🐍✈️ Listen & pls repost! tinyurl.com/M3dusaT

We deserve it #axolotl #art

“Passive income brain” no that’s just Americans always looking for the one weird trick no one else was smart enough or special enough to find that makes everything easy forever (the real one weird trick was enslave everyone and steal their shit, free labor and free real estate baby)

Happy Easter!

Okay, nature can be fucking adorable. Pat Benatar has a BF. #bird #birdsky

As someone who has played with that player and lives under this government, can confirm.

The US Constitution: “We didn’t playtest this at all”

just showed my whole ass at work because I didn’t believe my boss had returned from the dead after his very gruesome public execution. guess who walked through the door first thing this morning. fml

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

She put her hand to the enormous egg to feel its violent tremors. "Tomorrow may hatch the Jesus. Make the call for reinforcements."

Breathtaking new image of the moon from Artemis II.

Went on vacation and got norovirus (probably)… Then had to do a week of a weird diet and 2 days of only liquids for a colonoscopy… Then came down with a wicked cold/sinus thing which I am finally, maybe, getting over today. My energy level is never good, but it’s rock bottom right now.

You might have to cover up your Harry Potter tattoos, but I’ll never need to cover my knuckle tattoos that say MOBY DICK GOOD BOOK unless someone notices that my left hand says “dick book”

It is that time when I open up the website of the florist my mother likes and, before picking out mother's day flowers for her, stop to investigate the "for men" section to see what's new in Manly Flowers. This year they are offering: swordfish bouquet.

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🚨🚨🚨little guy alert🚨🚨🚨

Another year of the long DC tradition of explaining to tourists that yes you can cross these fences reading "POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS" but no you can't cross those fences reading "POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS"

Losing my mind trying to figure out what this is supposed to mean

Wow, we are getting a -ton- of misleading direct mail against the VA temporary redistricting vote.

I used to wonder how the bad guys in movies could recruit so many followers when it’s obvious all the previous flunkies had been fed to the sharks, etc. But I guess everyone think’s they’re the special one who will emerge victorious. Anyway, what’s this about Pam Bondi?

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Seasonal Twitter nostalgia post.

mods are asleep, post bean hole

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This needs a little Arya Stark action figure in the foreground

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