too many important issues happening to name one by one. i’m fucking exhausted, upset, and in too much pain to think straight

Fuck. This is so fucking stupid.

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

um

EVERYONE SHUT UP IM SAD

we need a new mass societal delusion

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

crying at the airport bc why not

first time seeing my little brother since 2021.. best christmas ever

getting so wet at the thought of Amazon strikers “ruining” Christmas

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

I'm not diggin this whole being alive thing atm

another day in hell

warning: my vibe has shifted 👹

Sorry for hanging up on you I shouldn’t have picked up in the first place

Confession Priest just told me I was trauma dumping on him?

it’s pouring balls out rn and i’ve got trigger point injections scheduled in like 2 hours. i am not liking today.

If I could be anything for a day I'd be asleep.

I have made myself a hot cup of tea and I am ready to cozy up in bed until the nightmares come to bring me my Information :)

“we cannot let history repeat itself” says society that loves repeating history

with great power comes great health insurance

I’m like if a people pleaser and a people upsetter had a child

My toxic trait is that I don't think the good and bad of every SINGLE issue is always all that subjective actually

the system is broken so why not break the wheel

My biggest fantasy in the bedroom is getting eight hours of sleep.

anyone have the secret to appreciating happiness for the moment instead of focusing on the inevitable pain of the future

haven’t made it over the horizon so i’ll sit here quietly for a bit

smells like history repeating itself

brain keeps skipping tracks

There's a terrible sound all humans make. It's called existing.

Bury the holy hatchet into the skull of god

I love camping, you get to hate other people in nature

(eyes rolling back in my head like guy from dune) it is bedtime my leige

heyy [menicingly]

the Grinch is an autistic anticapitalist, actually.

Stop emailing me

Unfortunately I do listen, and I do judge.

great week if you’re interested in emergent narrative

Reasonable theory if you ask me

the two-hour YouTube video about all this that I’m going to watch while eating dinner one day is going to go dummy

Ain’t no justice, it’s just us.

To save yourself the headache: I believe if a person is a billionaire, that person is evil. I believe that billionaire CEOs are inhuman, and I don't care if they are killed. I think we should kill more of them. I think society could use a good de-billionairing. Unfollow me if this bothers you a lot.

This is the reductio ad absurdum sketch critiquing for profit health care systems that even the Monty Python crew would have rejected…yet here we are.