If the hardcore band’s guitarist looks like this you’re about to die in that pit

Apologies if this chili cheese dog brings down this whole site

oh u thought that extremely popular piece of media was "overhyped"? should we throw a party? should we invite bad bunny

i hate that we all talk like fucking incels now

meeting cancelled, which means none of my coworkers will get to appreciate today's look (extra in a kevin smith movie)

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

Everytime I learn more about software I am more surprised that the entire world is not on fire, all the time.

i made an egg and vegetable scramble on monday that turned out pretty bad, but i'm burdened by the sort of brisk cultural protestantism that forbids me from wasting it, and i gotta tell you, i am not looking forward to lunchtime in 46 minutes when i will be eating these terrible eggs

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google gemini suggested emails are saving me hours of work per week and now I'm finally productive enough to put the gun all the way in my mouth instead of chickening out at the lips

“All authors are using AI now” Not true! A lot of us use THC

seeing screenshots of fanfic on threads makes me feel like i'm trapped in a tj maxx

It’s fun—a macabre sort of fun—this parlor game of “Who Goes AI?” And it simplifies things—asking the question in regard to specific journalists. www.todayintabs.com/p/who-goes-ai

u should be able to call into work if u find a really cool rock and wanna look at it for awhile

I can’t believe I’ve scrolled through so many of these without seeing Elliott Gould and Grover. I was INCAPACITATED when I first saw this.

me to seth in bed last night, window open, box fan on high, so hot i can't sleep: "remember that song in Lady and the Tramp about that dog being a huge slut?"

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my close personal friend ilya rozanov is right about many things but the new yorker being boring is not one of them !! with the right attitude and perspective it is actually a gossip rag (complimentary)

this your man? look at the screen. themes-are-for-8th-grade-book-reports type shit. embarrassing state of affairs that when i tell people i like SFF they automatically think i mean this dork

Books should take forever to write. They should torture you your entire life and the things you could have said slightly better should haunt you forever. This is what art is for, transferring the discomfort of being human into something relatable to the other humans

The Ones Who Walk Away from Roku City

i see zero sports content on my timeline all winter and then opening day like clockwork everyone I follow reveals themselves to be a dyed in the wool baseball fan. truly the thinking poster's sport

Fuck Harry Potter. Boring ass books for babies. Why don't you read some smut like a grown up?

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

continuing to stump the haters with my charming and eclectic movie-watching habits

it wants to be edgy, but it's just reheated, repackaged gamergate schlock. there are sentences in here that wouldn't sound out of place in one of those sjw cringe compilations that used to dominate youtube. on a spiritual level, Helen Lewis is a bitter 19-year-old with a funko pop collection

every time some tech psycho giddily says unemployment could hit 30% soon I'm like ok man and then what. what happens after that usually. how about I give you fifteen minutes to skim wikipedia and then you can get back to me. its fine i'll wait

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i will defend genre romance with my dying breath but when i tell u i would rather eat a bucket full of earthworms than read a traditionally published novel named after a taylor swift lyric

I love finding things that explain the screwed-upness of how major studios get away with blatantly bigoted nonsense while solo queer creators get eaten alive by self-professed innocent small beans for creating art that steps out of line

things that keep me up at night dot com

Fantasy is getting way too mormon coded all of a sudden, sanderson's window plan prose, DNDs pathetic art style and cultural practices, everything going on with popular romantasy. we need to make it fucked up, illogical, and transexual again. At least catholicism was theatrical; tolkien and wolfe.

considering reactivating my linkedin

embracing suburban culture by drinking my coffee in an abandoned parking lot instead of sitting in the 19th-century-bank-turned-coffee-shop where my unconventional haircut would distract no fewer than 3 bible study groups

coding is bad mostly. but creative coding is good. much to consider

lord i see what you have done for others 😩

I sometimes worry that too many people think being a good critic means being a self-righteous dick about every little thing and I think far too many miss the point that you can't critique anything if you don't know how to love something.

frankly romantasy is currently footing the bill for the rest of us by keeping a crumbling publishing industry afloat a while longer and you don't have to read the stuff to appreciate that it's bringing in readers who will eventually want to read more things, perhaps even in different points of view

The bourgeoise need us to believe that we are the only good person in a sea of reactionary hate, so we give up on reaching out to each other and organising against them.

You can listen do "Dragula" any time you want, not just for International Women's Day

"freak" is such a powerful insult, because anyone who's ever dyed their hair with manic panic or owned an account on tumblr dot com is so inoculated from it that it's practically a term of endearment, and yet it seems to earnestly rattle the sorts of people who think war crimes are cool and good

‼️ (Max Graves in "Return to Pervert Ethnography Island: The Cuckold, The Gooner, The Fujoshi", www.thechatner.com/p/return-to-...)

we live in a transphobic world, most people i encounter act like they know more about my gender than me, even the surveillance state, etc etc, but hey! silver lining!! i've never gotten a targeted ad for draft kings

“Enchanté,” I say, shaking your dog’s paw.

They bombed a girls’ school.

i'm glad so many people don't read or watch anything that's more than 5 years old honestly, because can you imagine the discourse if Pretty Woman came out in 2026

no, I actually don't want to read your thinkpiece about a TV show you haven't watched based on books you haven't read where you delude yourself into thinking you're the first person to observe that women have sex drives

Fun fact, US passports did not have a gender marker until 1977, when a rising trend in unisex fashion started freaking the government out.