Bluesky now wants me to verify my age if I'm in Texas. That means forking over my ID, social, or a credit card. I've uninstalled the app from my phone.

Thought @ryannorth.ca might appreciate this debate currently happening in my group chat.

Fun quote when you see how strong Trump is screaming he was NOT close to Epstein and how he's NOT a pedo.

#BOTD 1934. Remembering actor, comedian and writer Marty Feldman. (d.1982) #Filmsky

Started watching Project Hail Mary and I’m fucking delighted, I had no idea I was about to watch Jim Henson’s Arrival

People getting worked up about nostalgiaposts like this don't seem to realize people aren't lamenting companies, they're remembering evaporated forms of community. Yes, get DVDs from your library! But are you going to ride your bike with your 5 best friends there then curl up together to watch it?

oh, man, this is great. finally a Senate candidate without a bunch of skeletons in his closet. hear he did really well with the big storm a couple years back

ah, the rare "first as farce, then as tragedy"

somehow the most offensive thing about this video is how he says kilimanjaro

The label needs you to establish whether or not you practice Santeria in the first 2 seconds of the song but other than that they love it

Dear software devs: a video tutorial is not technical documentation. A pile of screenshots and the caption "you have many different options" is not technical documentation. You do not have the training to write tech docs. HIRE TECH WRITERS YOU FUCK UPS

People who never stop talking: What is wrong with you and will you please shut up.

Can’t make this up

Dear Auntie You will be surprised to hear that I am going to prison tomorrow.

I wish I was better at being alive. it's the hardest fucking thing I've ever had to do

IT IS GLORY TO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES BUT TO ALSO BATHE IN THE SHOWER.

People are losing purchased music and games, as well as emails and photographs from loved ones, without compensation.

Larry is an inspiration.

✔️✔️✔️✔️

Takes me way back man

We're so used to automation deskilling workers that we can't fit a form of automation that can *only* be used by very skilled workers into our mental models And so bosses try to run the deskilling playbook anyway, over and over.

every fucking name generator is AI now. I don't need to create chemical runoff for a name generator. I want a little form put together by a random guy fifteen years ago that puts together vaguely themed words. I know I sound like "guy yells at cloud" but I'm going to yell at this fucking cloud

The song is 3 minutes long. I've heard it at least 12 times.

If you're ever on the phone with Verizon internet support, here's the chorus to their hold music: "I miss when things didn't suck "At least, not this much...."

I'm sorry, I might post about this for the rest of my life, but if the head of the organisation of a World Cup can be lobbied by the PRESIDENT OF THE HOST NATION into overturning the decisions of referees, why have a tournament at all? Just give the trophy to the country with the most lobbyists.

Now, if the United States goes on to win the World Cup, it will forever be tainted. #ETTD

Not leaving anything to chance

this is the official scooby doo account

Coiled serpent Mexica artist, 1325–1521 CE 📸The Met

If you’re rooting against Mexico, you’re rooting against this guy

tonight is the last World Cup game here and I hope everyone who attended gets to experience the magic and wonder of hosting a game in their own neighborhood... roads closed at random, streets filled with stumbling drunks, taxis and Ubers and limos weaving, stopping dead, reversing at random.

AND THE BEST ANNOUNCEMENT OF THEM ALL Phoenix BACK IN PRINT for the first time in 20 years All the spines will line up beautifully with a swirling galaxy. LOOK AT THESE COVERS #AnimeExpo #AX #Kodansha @samuelsattin.bsky.social - I instantly thought of you and your perpetual rec of this series!!

If someone had been killed this would have been a crime, and making matters worse, it’s Trump’s State Fair, so, no witnesses.

"Do you think anyone is going to recognize us?" "Don't worry. We're wearing dark glasses." "You're right. We're practically invisible."

safety first!

I miss when searching for a thing actually found a thing.

Four out of nine Supreme Court justices find the Constitution unconstitutional, what a time to be alive

10 years ago, Congress put Puerto Rico's finances under an unelected fiscal board that put Wall Street first. Now Trump is firing its members and opening the door for even more of his Wall Street buddies. It’s time for Puerto Rico to have the right to determine its own future.

Our founder Dr. Jey the Science They @jeymccreight.bsky.social highlights the importance of checking citations in the latest Supreme Court ruling on trans participation in sports The opinion of one philosophy professor does not outweigh the scientific consensus of the whole field of biomedicine

Shit, I'm six feet tall and wear a tie to work. I'm screwed, right?

Per usual, I'm available for an interview if any news outlets want to talk to a PhD whose expertise is in human genetics and the evolution of sex...and who also happens to be trans I'm tired as hell bc I'm still recovering from being beat up by a transphobe, but I'm still willing to speak up

the official publication of the American Jesuits using the word "schismatic" is a sign that things are really popping off

If the Supreme Court can reverse a 95 year-old ruling for a country that is only 250 years old, I need you to UNDERSTAND this country still has no idea what it is or what it stands for other than it’s constant push-and-pull to oppress Black people and eliminate Native people.

Ça. Avec du sirop d'agave/sirop d'érable pour remplacer le miel pour la version végan, et j'ajouterais: graines de sésame pour décorer en plus, et du tofu fumé à la place du normal pour un supplément goût. (dans les deux cas: tofu ferme)

Count the stars. There are 11, not 13. There were 11 Confederate states during the Civil War. Trump was indoctrinated in all that KKKrap by his father, Fred. Don’t overlook the significance of this. It is clearly a call to all of his white supremacist bannermen to come to his aid.