Fucking clowns. All of them.

blew the horn of gondor and a boiled egg came out

*clears throat* WATCH JIRÍ TRNKA FILMS WATCH JIRÍ TRNKA FILMS WATCH JIRÍ TRNKA FILMS WATCH JIRÍ TRNKA FILMS

From the talented Michael deAdder

It’s been overshadowed by Venezuela and especially Iran, but the deadly boat bombing campaign is still going, even though: -There’s no war -The US wasn’t attacked or under threat -Drug traffickers aren’t terrorists -These may not be traffickers -It’s blatantly illegal -With no clear strategy either

this is why you're not supposed to cross those databases, idiots

This morning’s light is a gentle nudge: what hurts doesn’t have to live in your body forever. Let it move, let it make something, let it become something softer than the weight it once carried. #Jaye’sMorningLight

Bluesky has nearly cleared the Strait of Hormuz.

MeidasTouch host Katie Phang testifies in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee on the proposed merger of Paramount-Skydance and Warner Bros.: "Democracy cannot survive if powerful people get to decide which facts are allowed to exist and what version of the truth they want to peddle for profit."

Tony Vitiello’s first few weeks could be going better…

This is now my first day legislation. We must bring velociraptors back into the forefront of public attention. Once I elected, I will immediately sponsor a Jurassic Park Project for the state of California so we can address this incredibly troubling situation.

You’re the IRS why am I giving the info you already have. Explain it to me like I’m slow. You know where I work. Live. You already got data to take money out my checks. WHY ARE WE DOING THIS LONG ASS CHARADE.

Put a woman on the diamond you cowards

Epstein files Make Canada 51st state Epstein files Take Greenland Epstein files Venezuela Epstein files Iran war Epstein files Threaten end of civilization Epstein files Attacking Pope Leo Epstein files Jesus picture Epstein files Cuba Epstein files

THE SENATE IS VOTING ON THE BOUNDARY WATERS RIGHT NOW! Tonight, while most people are watching TV or putting their kids to bed, the U.S. Senate is taking a vote that could permanently end protections for one of the most beloved wilderness areas in America.

Rain. ⛈️

Sometimes I'll make a J&PB sandwich instead of a PB&J just to mix things up

Catholic Charities of Illinois straight up stopped providing foster and adoptive care because they were barred from discriminating against same-sex couples so once again I am choosing to Hear But Not Respect Both Sides in the church’s ongoing molester-off with Donald Trump

Please more attention to this.

So the big studios are abandoning the US and turning the staff workers into contractors to get out paying for healthcare. The United States is losing one of its defining industries because of not having universal healthcare and the people are going to be even more vulnerable to the industry.

Right now, the federal government can buy Americans’ most sensitive data—including healthcare information—without a warrant. Congress must reject a clean reauthorization of FISA Section 702 and close the data broker loophole. I will be voting no.

Number one super guy

Jim Jordan is commenting on Eric Swalwell's sexual misconduct allegations. Jordan was assistant wrestling coach at Ohio State while team doctor Richard Strauss sexually abused at least 177 athletes. Multiple wrestlers testified under oath they told Jordan. He did nothing. He was never charged.

Truly remarkable how many people have told the Pope, in some way or another, to "shut up and dribble." Or corrected him on the Bible, despite their thin education on theology. Or told him to stay out of US affairs, despite him being a US citizen. The hubris is amazing.

#sunset behind a tree! What a perfect photo!

If you are so paralyzed by an indecision that you need a chatbot to tell you what coffee drink to order, you probably need to check into a rehab. Also we’re gonna need a rehab for chatbot addiction. Where you have to like relearn colors and how to do laundry.

Today would be a great day to call your Congress critter and insist that not only they NOT take money away from NASA and the sciences budget but to actually increase it. 3x to 5x. Pick one. Tomorrow and every day after would be good too.

Yeah, Mackenzie Scott is a fascinating case. She is literally ignoring the SOPs of philanthropy in order to give away wealth as quickly and efficiently as possible and she’s still getting richer. At her level it is impossible not to make money. Tax billionaires, A LOT.

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"Hi! I'm your Starbucks AI. What are you in the mood to--" "WASP CUP"

Another South Korean fad I'd love to import is throwing streamers and corrupt presidents into prison

Texas' only licensed Hindi, Punjabi, and Urdu legal interpreter is now languishing in a Raymondville detention center. She’s lived in America for 35 years: www.texasobserver.org/immigration-...

Dear god. Very, very serious allegations of mass civil rights violations at the State of Florida's Everglades immigration detention center (officially known as "Alligator Alcatraz").

Obviously, I'm eager to see how it all plays out. Like everyone else in the fandom, my brain is buzzing (which is a euphemism seeing that it is nearly exploding) But here, the "angel" and the way they're together made me scream in a way I can't describe. #go3spoilers

Mood, every single day.

Good morning to everyone who voted for Kamala Harris.

Science literacy rates are at an all time low

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

Oh my Yhe Onion is undefeated Fam

Welcome to Crochet of Yesterday! I scour archived magazines written in English and Japanese and share my favorite finds. I hope you'll enjoy the patterns. 🧶 To start, here's a pattern to welcome spring - Field the Lamb from Crochet World, April 2011 #crochet #かぎ針編み #クロッシェ #クロシェ

he showed up to a mostly empty auditorium, got heckled by anti war protesters opposing the war he just humiliatingly failed to negotiate an end to, erika kirk stood him up, and he tried to explain catholicism to the pope. the only way he could’ve had a worse time is if he pissed his pants up there.

Nope. Nope. Nope. This post is just two false statements.

“The Pope should stay out of politics!” Okay, then you should keep the Ten Commandments out of our public schools and keep your theology away from legislation about individual healthcare decisions, climate change, and social welfare programs.