My husband thinks he hates musicals but he knows every word to Muppet Christmas Carol and sings along happily and was excited to put it on tonight so I think the problem is that he saw the greatest musical of all time and now he thinks all of them should be this good

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.

Happy solstice to all you round-earthers out there.

This is the first time I've taken emergency anxiety meds and not fallen asleep. I'm just here vibing and mellow and eepy

RIP MARBLES!!!!

My response to anything over the next two weeks

Remembering, Jonghyun. 🙏🤍

If anyone still has Twitter, you should all post about how cool it would be for Elon to climb Everest with only Grok for help instead of a Sherpa, even though he would never do it because he's just not manly enough

me when it happens

I’m sorry can someone really bad die, please? Can we get a despot or dictator to drop dead?

The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

Fighting video game called Catfight. You play as housecats and fight each other. Each cat has a supermove. Who wants this free idea?

I have a heel spur! Just a little teeny one says the doctor. Meanwhile I'm in so much pain I can hardly walk

RIP KING

dawns color and Loons calling; thankful to Mother Nature on the day after Thanksgiving. A view from Mica Bay on Coeur d'Alene Lake. #nature #dawn #PNW

You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.

Jet is helping me clean the floor by contributing

inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor

I had a great dream where I saw AF1 flying overhead but it suddenly turned around and landed in my neighborhood, so I ran over and started filming and saw Trump stumble out and stroke out and die, and I got millions for my video

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

The furnace broke, which means more intense cat cuddles

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend

I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power

*young women & GIRLS While spouting rhetoric about "protecting the children" & "protecting women" by attacking trans people, banning books, telling kids they can't say gay, cutting SNAP benefits, rolling back child labor laws & marriage age, etc... We must name the pedophilic hypocrisies clearly.

It's very foggy in town tonight but

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

I got half of my EBT money for the month?? I was expecting zero so okay

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

Only one thing could make this night even better

I hope it's respectful today to recommend Adam McKay's movie "VICE," a bio-pic of Dick Cheney with one more amazing transformation by Christian Bale, a brilliant choice for narrator, and some truly daring/nuts fourth-wall breaking.

everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs

well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight

Thanksgiving is fraught with stress and family conflict. Christmas comes with emotional baggage and seasonal depression. Halloween, with its demonic vibes and satanic imagery, is the only one that's just pure unadulterated fun.

Sometimes anxiety hits you really bad and you have to cope by making a Junkcoochie board

Search TWICE on Google, and see the magic happens. 😉

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

Love that we have somehow reclaimed cartoon frogs???????

Golden is gonna win SOTY Writing this on October 16th

Remembering, Sulli. 🤍

Diane Keaton has passed away at the age of 79, People reports.

I think there's a lot of efficacy in repeating that Donald Trump seems to be exhibiting profound dementia, and we should be told who is actually running the Executive Branch.

BREAKING In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly