Kani Bucho, an office boss with an entire crab for a head, is the mascot for Yokobiki, a company that makes metal roller shutters for store windows.

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is doing his best to hold back tears on the field at Yankee Stadium. He is losing that battle. This means more to him than anyone on the Blue Jays’ roster. He committed to 14 years with the Jays and was rewarded with the deepest playoff run of his career.

Checking the news every morning like

You can’t fix autism because autistic people are not broken.

"While he confirmed that he is a fan of the Chicago White Sox baseball team, he said that 'as pope, I'm a fan of all teams.'"

I was going to make a joke about this, but in the comments people point out that, yes, Mary is commonly depicted this way *on purpose*, which is fascinating. Perhaps art history majors obviously know this, but it's new to me, and I'd bet, lots of others. h/t @diane.dianeduane.com

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Man of Tomorrow. In theatres July 9, 2027

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

The moment we broke the record for the WORLD’s LONGEST MATCH! Watch the replay of the 24-Hour stream on 🟣www.twitch.tv/EvilUno 🔴 youtu.be/CvBAQfxIxJM?... 🔴 youtu.be/8q9ZU8NW6Xo?... #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️ #WorldsLongestMatch

ALEJANDRO KIRK STOLE THE FIRST BASE OF HIS MLB CAREER AND THEY LET HIM KEEP IT 😂

If you want a weird but true fact to talk about: Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.

despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick

Ozzy going out after raising $190 million for sick kids and a Parkinson’s cure is metal AF.

“What do you mean normal men?”

Miller's Crossing, skinny fries, and if you don't think trans people deserve human rights you can go fuck yourself

Happy anniversary to the best game of all time*! I can't believe it's been 25 whole years since I first watched my son Vivi first wander down the main street of Alexandria. 💜 *) this is objective fact, obviously, and can't be argued with. #art

Oh my god it’s 2025 the dogs are gay get over it

Brody King once again saying No Kings with a sick new shirt for a great cause, the Local Hearts Foundation. edgemenstore.com/products/bro...

Concurrently terrifying and erotic Goodnight

No kings

IF THE SITUATION WAS HOPELESS THEIR PROPAGANDA WOULD BE UNNECESSARY

This morning, James, Joe, Graham, and our Anonymoose donation matcher paid a visit to the BC Cancer Foundation, ceremonial cheque in tow. $205,069.69 is a very real number you made happen over the course of 24 hours with Desert Bus Express, and we couldn't be more grateful for your generosity.

😭 I’m actually getting emotional at the thought of a new Spaceballs??!?

This is incredible

Can you imagine a world without OpenAI?

Good morning✌️🍀

Happy Pride Month, this month and all other days of the year.

🤍 Pride Fundraiser 🤍 The chillest party you'll ever attend 🍔 with a Palia Cook-Out, followed by PJ's and "Trash" TV (something Gordon Ramsay) Lot's of giveaways and prizes to be won, all benefitting pointofpride.org in the Point of Pride Raid Train Weekend! #witchypop #event #thread

See, I always love it when a film throws a bunch of money at a couple of academics like this. Fuck yeah Professor Adler, go hog wild in the set shop being uptight about the color of the stone walls

Think of the musician who wrote this song 400 years ago. Think of them writing it down, folding up the paper, putting it away, losing that paper at some point — never knowing that the last time they played it wouldn’t be the last time someone heard their music. Hey buddy. I really like your song.

I like Wes Anderson, but this is a lot of Wes Anderson. You'd binge on these and be insufferable in conversation for at least a month or two. So much oppressive symmetry, so much zany wit.

All non-standard gamertag bungie names falls into one of these 4 categories

Have a fun summer!

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

Same actors. 100% different characters

I have to admit I did not see the new Pope coming in hard on AI on day 2 but I am glad to see it

ok I swear I wasn’t planning on posting but I just realized “woke marxist pope” scans perfectly to Pink Pony Club and now I CANNOT get it out of my head.

lol I was watching this from-the-stands perspective on TikTok of the Winnipeg Jets’ winning OT goal and only realized near the very end it’s the PREMIER of Manitoba filming it and going nuts with his buddy 😅😅

Happy Election Day Canada! Please go vote. 🇨🇦

When people break the law, and their actions are righteous and appropriate, we should applaud them. When people abide by or enforce the law, and their actions are repugnant, we should condemn them. We should never pretend the law is a moral dividing line.

THE FROG AND THE SNAKE