wheeeee!

They sent mustard down before Colton cowser

I’m sure this meme format is dead but I had to get it off my chest

I always think about @kentremendous.bsky.social comment on the @joeposnanski.com Poscast some years ago that this is the fake name Lee Trevino gives in a poorly thought out attempt to get out of a DUI

#birdbot

Chalmette feisty

Yesssss I love this ancient giant

the basic reality is that this court has already destroyed the united states as a functional republic and none of the reforms necessary to rebuild it will survive the court as it currently exists any democrat not committed to expanding the court is not serious about fixing this country

This is correct. There is no future of democratic self government in the US with an unreformed Supreme Court. The Court is riddled with corruption and abuses of power and rooting out that corruption is a sine qua non of civic democracy in the United States.

Thoughts out to Stevie Nicks humidity sensitive shawls at Jazz fest today

@thegurglingcod.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi When scanning my timeline I thought the Moby Dick account was replying to the conversation

Suck it Jamie Ding, I said flying saucer

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Bryant "Big Country" Reeves

Taylor Ward is seein DOUBLES

Turning into my father and grandfather in ways I did not anticipate (snapping as a nervous tic)

Once again we must ask, where in the world is Congress? They should be pursuing every action possible to rein in Trump's raging lunacy. How is there no sense of urgency? (2/3)

The way I just shook up my lunch salad you could tell I was well versed in Realpolitik.

Like this post to vote for Southeast champion Maryland!

Artemis ii

Needed this dose of wholesomeness

Some of us are more stimulated by baseball than others

“There it is again … a feeling that in a past life I was someone named Shirley MacLaine.”

shoutout to my guy in the ALL NIGHT shirsey here

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Oh this is a fun tool I think of things like this from time to time, when I want to feel decrepit

Fetterman is doing tremendous damage to the reputation of the Big Oaf community. Big Oafs did not ask for this kind of toxic representation. Now we must lumber back into the shadows, hiding under bridges wearing our most somber JNCO jean shorts, drowning in both our sorrows & voluminous denim

*watches zero seconds of college hoops for like 2 years* *hears Duke is losing in the first round*

Bacon Lettuce proscuiTto

Got excited when my printer started making sounds after zero interaction today. Yes printer ghost? Do you have a mission for me from beyond the grave?

Remembering the ancient ways

The college radio station played “Block Rockin Beats” and that’s just the unexpected thing I need

I personally don’t think it’s going to get resolved in a month. More fun awaits.

#birdbot

Was looking for an old photo and found a screenshot where WordleBot praised me for knowing the word CHODE

why are bees doing brutalism

Bread pudding at the dog track, damn. People from New Orleans must go everywhere else in the country and wonder How do you live like this?

Dude on Jeopardy literally couldn’t remember the Alamo.

Primitive man’s ability to reason

whether war, vaccines, or critical infrastructure there is contingent of the right that seems to believe that their security from the worst things that happen is some kind of metaphysical principle rather than the result of specific historical processes that could've gone otherwise and still could

Tim Robinson characters all around us

Oooooo, Larry FINE

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

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frodo what's your draftkings login it's very important and I have three minutes to kickoff

Anyone else turn off automatic downloads on their iPhone and have that ignored? It updated this morning without my consent.

Tomato size sorter.

New favorite vanity plate