Dude on Jeopardy literally couldn’t remember the Alamo.

Primitive man’s ability to reason

whether war, vaccines, or critical infrastructure there is contingent of the right that seems to believe that their security from the worst things that happen is some kind of metaphysical principle rather than the result of specific historical processes that could've gone otherwise and still could

Tim Robinson characters all around us

Oooooo, Larry FINE

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

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frodo what's your draftkings login it's very important and I have three minutes to kickoff

Anyone else turn off automatic downloads on their iPhone and have that ignored? It updated this morning without my consent.

Tomato size sorter.

New favorite vanity plate

Watched both Bugonia and Train Dreams this weekend and if the goal of art is to make you think and reflect on life they both hit the mark. Not huge into rankingz but I’ve been thinking about them more than OBAA, Sinners, Frankenstein, and Marty Supreme, for whatever that’s worth.

#birdbot

Batting second for the Orioles: The first baseman, No. 25, Pete Alonso

I really want to know every bobsledders origin story. How did that possibly become an avenue for you. How do you even get in the door to try it for the first time?

I think they should also make everyone in the Biathlon carry a fully stocked medic bag and an ice pick

Stone cutter.

Got 100% on the defector/deadspin learned league special Just gotta see how the moneyed questions go

Oh my God, they actually got the whole cast of Caroline in the City back together to promote the new QR codes on the back of CapriSuns

I get this, but here's where I'm at: Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us. Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.

i don't have a trillion dollars but i've never emailed jeff epstein on christmas and my kid still talks to me. so who can say who's got it better.

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1. Archaeology of Anatolia 2. Existentialism 3. City Politics 4. Invertebrate Zoology 5. The Blues

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.

Called my representative and said abolish ice needs to be the default position; no more money and no “reform” I didn’t have a script and I felt a little awkward in the moment, but I got a little drip of relief with just that 30 second call Highly recommend it

Refs really putting their stamp on this one

friendly reminder The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone. which they will be

My 7yo niece came home from school with a drawing of herself fighting ice in her backyard with a knife

More Americans support abolition of ICE than oppose. 15% of Trump voters support abolishing ICE.

Imagine the leads they can blow together

When you guys run into these dipshits you gotta be shouting stuff like "hey man how come you aren't a real soldier, couldn't get that mile time under 15 minutes?" the whole reason they're joining ICE is because they're cripplingly aware of their inadequacy, hit them where it hurts

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

this one is called goose horse

Did not think the Ravens would actually do it

Told myself I was gonna eat better after so much holiday eating, but I just saw a King Cake go down the hall at work. A new holiday season begins. New Orleans gives you no break.

Just brushing back up on the newest O

“We already have right handed pitchers” is a hysterical reason to pass on him. Thank you Giants!

Looking at top-billed Thanksgiving Day Parade celebrities. Who would you rather go on a 45 minute car ride with, Elmo or Ken Jeong?

imagine knowing literally anything about Haiti and deciding to try this

JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/

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In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

There was a very good reason why Gawker had to be destroyed...

Wild how every single member of the political and business elite went into full drooling fascism the second the prospect of consequences for abhorrent behavior started to seem possible

this country is still worth fighting for

Desperately want to know the MPH numbers for Joe Flacco on this run. Look at Orlando Brown Jr after the play too lmao

The president has unlimited authority to remove noncompliant board members except when it comes to the Fed, whose independence was established in Harlan Crow's Net Worth v. Unitary Executive.