Isaac Chotiner has invited me to sample some delicious Amontillado wine and I don’t know guys but I think I’m going to come out of this interview seeming like *quite* the wine expert

@joeposnanski.com @kentremendous.bsky.social Barring another LaRussa comeback, this is what emergency pos-casts were made for !

ANTIFA BILL SIMMONS: Are we sure Trotsky is good? Look I'm just saying you know great job with the Rex Army in the Civil War. But you're really getting assassinated with an ice pick in Mexico? Getting some real Brad Beal vibes from him House

yes! congressional control of the purse applies to the white house as well. you can defund stephen miller.

Let ABC know how you feel about their bowing to the thugs in power and cancelling Jimmy Kimmel's show: support.abc.com/hc/en-us/req...

MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof. SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now. KASH PATEL: Is it woke? SCULLY: Director, I don’t — PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?

Every pass attempt is a policy failure.

Are you ready for some football ?

Hearing reports that Donald Trump passed away during a routine heart valve operation when, due to a catastrophic equipment failure, Dennis Quaid returned to regular size and exploded the President's torso.

they should have a sicko’s night at the yard. diehards are encouraged to show up in their Brad Bergesen giveaway shirtsy or dress as Mr. Oriole.

He is disowned by his native state of Maryland. Of course he’s found a new way to suck in Texas.

Curtis Goodwin was my shiiiiiiiiiiiit

Must read for anyone with a smidge of Sabbath love. You will laugh a few times, but I won’t spoil the jokes.

SCOTUS thought they could ride the tiger and get what they wanted ideologically. In exchange, they would give him everything he wanted except the Fed. Just leave the Fed alone and you can ignore all federal law. But it ended the same way it has for everyone who tried to ride the tiger since 2016.

More bugs should have "bumble" variants

Am I dreaming

Orioles fans: You’re practically required to boo the Barstool creep if you’re going to the game Saturday. Nobody needs Barstool anywhere.

Orioles' farm system

Laureano could have been here on a competing Orioles team for $10M less than Tyler O'Neill next season, but special business genius boy can't help himself.

Were the Astros collecting on a favor Elias still owed them?

Well, if this is Cedric Mullins' final game with #Orioles, he is also going out with a bang. Yet again ... an unbelievable catch to rob a home run! Add it to the highlight reel:

Wishing I had accepted this dumb trade last night just to see the fallout

Randy Rhoads crunchy riffs on “Flying High Again” has been stuck in my head for two full days In a salute to Ozzy, there are also bonus points for making me think about David Segui

Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society. That's it. That's the post.

I have never felt more confident that the government has zero evidence of extraterrestrial life.

Perry Farrell was 31 when “Been Caught Stealing” came out. 31! You can sit around the pile and laugh at any age.

This is the pinnacle of a LB room. Never been done better.

FIRE MIKE ELIAS

“What do you mean normal men?”

All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight

Derik Queen to Pelicans, I like it!

Beating the yankees feels like when you see a cop trip on the sidewalk

As @amandasmith.bsky.social said. Let them know how you feel [email protected]

I’m buying in. Only 6 games back of playoffs Lots of teams ahead of us, but for all of us O’s fans, as the saying goes- Why Not?

My sister was asking why Adley wears the blue gear and I didn’t know Please don’t tell me it’s T Rowe Price branding

Taught my kids how to play ping pong while I played opposite handed. Later, when they got bigger and thought they were better than dad, they wanted to bet me about doing house chores. I started playing with my dominant hand like I was like I was Roger Federer. Dad had no chores to do for a while.

Another Fake Melania? ( end of vid)

Gary Sanchez come on down!!

charlie morton? oh!! you mean the morton’s disherman (since 1849)

Enough of this take. I stand proudly with Costco-Americans of all heritages and backgrounds. Costco, unlike the Department of Homeland Security, has never lied to me

Big balls showing up at work tomorrow:

You gotta find the small joys all around you

Elias loved being on the radio and tv broadcasts when times were good and he could talk about his prospects

I just bought Steve Albinis copy of “Highway to Hell” That’s pretty cool

Learned last night that we’re getting a Netflix miniseries on the Garfield assassination with Michael Shannon as Garfield and Nick Offerman as Chester A. Arthur, and how are we not all talking about this? www.netflix.com/tudum/articl...

We used to be a proper country. youtu.be/3XOWYe9TgaU