Would really love to read an in depth interview with Gary Thorne

Anxiously awaiting the orioles to drop the black Basallo jersey again (not buying the goofy city connect or white jersey - are you aware of the staining power of yellow mustard)

Love that we’re tracking explosive diarrhea like it’s Covid

One of them is gonna be “hitting the warehouse in game”

Feel like Sammy is gonna smash some records over the next 8.5 years

Put me in charge of the Jumbotron I’ll play the “call me blaze” clip from degrassi before he bats

Don’t worry everyone Christian faith night has been rescheduled to August

Actually the rule book says a dog can play basketball and there’s one playing for Portugal this afternoon

The European mind simply cannot comprehend the “best interests of baseball clause”

They need to teach Mayo RF so Basallo get DH and O’Neill can ride the pine on a day like today

@kylegoon.bsky.social Kyle, have you been to the upper deck lately? It’s like a dying mall. Kind of another slap in the face to season ticket holders

Playing Belgium

Bad lieutenant remake but he’s listening to the game where Melanie Newman asks Ben Wagner if he likes bearded dragons

They really thought they were cooking with that “put Dean Kremer in the minors cause he’s bad in April” thing

Release O’Neill, Akin and Kittredge, option Mayo and Gibson; trade the entire farm for Buxton/Ryan, Raley, Chapman; pray Felix, Bassitt and Kremer come back healthy

Still strange that this wasn’t brought up by anybody when the team was tanking

Hell I could eat

They gotta ban employers from requiring / asking employees to post about them on personal social media. Fuck outta here with that

Disclosure day is maybe the worst movie I’ve ever seen in theatres but it was hilarious when the G-men hold the umbrellas up for the little aliens

Just saw a full interview on masn where he says “I hope so”

Dodgers having people sweep the concourse during the whole game seems like something the orioles could never afford but on the other hand we just choose not to broadcast to like 2/3 of the area we hold tv rights in

I was thinking the dodgers hall of fame wasn’t that impressive compared to the rest of the stadium but then considered the orioles is just tiny plaques by the toilets

Albernaz is just 3.5 games ahead of Mendoza fwiw

Holding my breath for the last 40 hours hoping that the orioles will straight up cut 20% of the active roster

Bro I cannot suffer any more people that are falling for Mike Elias’ prospect bullshit again because now there’s pitchers on the list and he’s actually figured it out now

People out here cheering for the US in game 6 of the ALDS. It’s over guys

Off day today is the perfect time to cut your terrible free agent signings loose imo

Was sitting like 30 feet from O’Neill down the 1st base line; it was obviously his fault

Let this be a lesson: don’t let your middle relievers be corny

Turns out the organist playing “let’s go dodgers” sounds a lot like “Micheladas”

I’d really like to see a couple Preller esque moves trading top prospects for Buxton/Ryan and taking on Chapman’s salary but that requires being able to rebuild your farm without tanking and I’m not sure we’d have the prospect capital to start with

feels weird to me having west coast games end by 12:15. But it’s still weird that east coast ones are over by 9~ most of the time

God it’s depressing to listen to more presentations about a BRT red line while Wes Moore continues funding road projects going to hogan company properties

Pete smoked a single past his outstretched glove on Friday night…made me a little sad knowing old manny would’ve had that

Personally I don’t think any New York fan deserves to be happy

Trying to get on light rail after the Os game, train not even close to full but doors locked for 5 minutes at the light. Useless MTA rep saying there’s a train behind usgoing to Penn station only and the real one is 25 minutes later. so have to sprint as fast as I can to the arena stop. Fuck you MTA

It’s too hot for this bullshit

Obviously not his fault but the team trying having more than 3 good hitters

It’s kind of nice that MLB acknowledge the terrible call from Sunday but manfred inexplicably removing the ability play under protest a few years ago pissed me off

If anyone can explain that alien invasion sound that just cracked across the sky I’d love to hear it

The fancy knife store in Hampden is cool and the kind of thing the city needs more of (I.e. place to get something specific and nice and not another janky vintage store that looks closed all the time) so go get your knives sharpened

If Trevor rogers is just gonna fall apart in the 5th/6th from now on that’s perfectly acceptable given the alternative

The other component to this is Pete should be working the count hard right now

Umps let bello get away with a pitch clock violation after than infield single

Leody has been excellent but something tells me he’s not gonna be good protection for Basallo down the stretch

Gonna keep stomping my foot about it but losing 28 divisional games sucks ass. Same thing made college basketball so much worse

I didn’t see the game last night but it was asinine to start blaze Alexander in CF

Yeah can’t understand why people hate one of A. Their power bills going up B. polluting their air and water and ears C. Toy for rich people

Absolute malpractice that any journalist is writing “he loves Donald Trump” about nino mangione like it’s the thing you’ll recognize him from and not the other thing

Mike Elias’ museum of failures