2019: Mike Elias is going to build the Astros but without cheating 2022: actually we were trying to make the mariners and guardians the whole time 2025: woops it’s the white sox

ABS review isn’t stopping bad calls, especially in these last innings, but it does add an bad nfl element to games

He’s 31 and a free agent in 4 months just release him

Kathleen Hanna living large off the bush’s baked beans money

Really like Taveras, refreshing to get a guy that’s actually good at a couple things instead of “guy who has insane bat speed but can’t actually hit or field ”

Chapman would be such a great fit right now/next season but the $120 million remaining on his contract over the next 4 years makes that next to impossible

I wish elias acted as decisively replacing Jordan westburg as he does signing expensive bad bullpen arms when Felix Bautista gets hurt

Would’ve extended adley before he remembered how to mash, get this shit done

The “orioles hype man” was wearing this at Mondays game

Art scape people can’t even make a functional website

lol

They should make a sequel movie where Anthony bourdain smokes crack and works at harborplace

Actual blind empire tried to keep the game alive for the Yankees tonight

Mike Elias needs to get on the phone with SF and take Chapman in a salary dump tonight

2/3 of the league is sitting between 20-24 losses, I’m just gonna blame ABS

Abbondanza… beautiful name for a girl

Don’t understand why Basallo and adley are benched for some schlub to play

Hadn’t been over to Druid hill since last summer it’s looking sicker than ever

Mike Elias can’t be allowed to pick another college outfielder in the top 10

My least favorite genre is “songs getting an insane second life via the algorithm” ex: Love in an Elevator

Something else pissing me off about the red line open house is MTA promising that the surface route will work better by pointing to the *future light rail improvements as a proof of concept*

None of my concern

Option cowser and mayo after the game imo

I’m hitting Ward-Basallo-Rutschman-Alonso-Gunnar-ONeill in that order every day til Westburg is back

Cooking the devils celery (rhubarb)

It’s so funny to listen to that Mike bordick rant because he’s clearly being driven insane by Gunnar’s plate approach and Albernez’s lineups and can’t even comprehend that we gave up 50 runs in the last 5 games

Without the marlins sculpture in CF this stadium just looks like milwaukees

Ngl this would piss me off

The red line open house presentation is a fucking mess Build it right or don’t build it at all; they are removing the option to build it right

Miss me yet?

-should have found an actual westburg replacement coming out of spring training -for the millionth time should have gotten an actual TOR starter -lucky they signed Taveras but if you were objectively looking at cowser you probably would have gotten a better CF and/or better fielding LF

Streets is fine but who tf is going out of their way to drive to one? It’s neither particularly cheap nor nice

Theres been lots of reasons to fire Mike Elias over the years, the most obvious being that he, like Brandon Hyde, was hired to lose intentionally What should get him fired today is that he’s objectively terrible at the one thing he’s supposed to be good at: drafting and developing hitters

They’re right

Sry for car posting but I feel like people backing into parking spots is another symptom of societal selfishness

Update the governor just went on cumtown

We are going to spend so much time proving cowser is a terrible baseball player to defend the choice to tank

Blaming pitch challenges for why my entire fantasy rotation sucks ass now

They should make another restaurant that’s open past 9 pm

It pisses me off to see this giant tunnel boring machine being used to protect like 12 businesses from floods while we’re trying to decide if we should chop the red line in half and axe its tunnel

I feel like the orioles beat writers didn’t want to confront Mike Elias about how horrible the rebuild was because *wink* it’ll work and they’d look like fools but look at where we are now

Thank you Mr President for letting us buy weed on credit

It’s Mayo season

Seems like this lady is a moron

Instead of fucking the entire project forever they should consider axing the cooks lane tunnel and suburban extension to security square / dead mall and preserving Edmonton to Bayview as is

Reading replies to a Maryland department of health post on Facebook I can’t tell how many Gen Xers seem to genuinely believe they had measles parties growing up

“What if we built half the red line without a tunnel” for way cheaper feels destined to happen given how poorly MTA has communicated what this project is

They should make a shoe that doesn’t fuck my feet up but also looks good

We’re moving closer and closer to the orioles picks earned from tanking (2020-2022) producing zero productive major leaguers

Kevin Davis jfc