Hey the banner just added a Montgomery county division, might be a good time to add some Nats coverage for the spring

Time to go hoard brewers Art cans

I really despise people posting shit like “I’m 35 I can’t start a movie after 8pm” shut the hell up

If Rubenstein wants some good pr after he was in the Epstein files he should rehire Gary Thorne

Was there ever an interview where they discussed what went so wrong with arrested development sucking so bad on Netflix

Bobo was not on my bingo card lmao

I’m gonna make something up here and say he’s being traded for Joe Ryan

It’s really dumb that the world baseball classic is like 50% American teams divided by race

Too bad about this season bc the afc championship in this Sundays weather would be awesome

Don’t want to hear any more about marylands budget crisis while “$125 million renovation to Rooney family racehorse farm” is still a line item

Look it’s just not going to be a good cycle for people who consistently put pedophiles on staff

Valdez also makes a lot of sense for the Mets but they seem averse to signing high end SP

Method of Doubt the best band out there rn five stars

Yeah Van Hollen should be the next president. He’s incredibly popular from doing the most correct, normal thing

Feel the need to remind everyone for slopping off Elias for this offseason that he has about 5 offseasons to make up for and we’re currently fourth in the power rankings in our own division

The Harbaugh contract sounds crazy but that’s what Joe musgrove got to extend with the padres

That Geese album sounds like it could’ve come out in 2009 and I mean that in the worst way possible

Hard to believe this is all he gets but it’s also a perfect deal for a team that has a 3 year window remaining

When the president said “Ilhan Omar married her brother” and the press secretary said “that’s true, let me pull it up” what did they pull up? These reporters are pathetic

I’m glad the orioles are all in but we’re still like the 4th best team in the division on paper before the jays get tucker, Yankees get Bellinger and sox get bichette so maybe we should go get tucker and Valdez or Peralta

There’s only one solution to our woes: Mike Elias must sign an ace tomorrow

Well anyway, I hope josh Allen gets teabagged next week and the Texans DL wins the super bowl

Damn we just lost the division, missed the playoffs, and saved Mike Tomlins job because Justin tucker was a huge pervert

I accidentally refreshed espn trying to see how many total yards Henry had and saw we got the first down before it was on tv but I’m still losing my mind over that likely catch

Looking forward to the postgame where it’s like “yeah Harbaugh drew up that play where Zay was wide open and all the defenders were on the other side of the field personally”

Love the ravens player holding his hands up walking by the ref like he’s a cop

We should also try covering passes right down the middle

The ravens should get a pass rush that can prevent aaron Rodgers from having more time than Lamar Jackson

One of my favorite things my dad says is “defense needs to score”. And he’s right

Lamar taking his time like his legs are full go

Aaaaahhhhhh

Been seeing people complain about us getting this head ref all week and yep

Just saw a clip of Dave Chappelle and he’s looking a lot more like Eric Adams

Listening to the Great Depression for the first time in forever, a new years / Iraq war record that’s maybe the only great folk punk record outside of against me

Buying cold medicine with the FSA account that lowers my student loan payment fucking slaps

Eflin signing is awesome if he’s your Bieber/Means signing where you’re (smartly) planning on one of your top 5 missing significant time but otherwise it sucks so let’s hope it’s the former

Ugh they’re gonna flex this game aren’t they

You (moron): trade Lamar and fire Harbaugh Me (wise): the afc championship will be played in Baltimore between two idiot brothers

Wish I could preemptively mute across all platforms: -any ravens fan rooting against them to fire Harbaugh -trade Lamar bc Huntley completed a 20 yard pass -trade Lamar for draft capital so we don’t end up in 7-10 win purgatory decade (this will actually cause this)

Kinda seems like the most damning thing for Harbaugh is having Lamar play way too soon and relying on on Cooper Rush

Probably time to play Hamilton like a true safety again

Casually violating the union agreement with the liberal leave declaration for the 26th

Ravens need to figure out a way to get the people buying tickets to actually go to games and revoke PSLs for resellers

Saw my first coyote, in the middle of the city tonight

I love a good hazy beer but if it smells like nugs then it’s gone way too far

Remaining to do : 1. Sign Valdez or Imai 2. Flip Mountcastle for the best arm you can get 3. Extend any/all of Henderson, Rogers and Bradish

Reading the orioles Reddit and if you are disappointed to lose Forret and de Brun (or worse, a comp balance draft pick) please touch grass

Biff’s World is an easy comparison but it’s really more like the Statue of Liberty at the end of planet of the apes

It’s been a long time I can’t remember why everyone was annoyed at her by the time she left Baltimore