additionally, you gotta expand the entire federal judiciary and pack this court specifically

Stigmatize Bullshit

trump: if people can just vote for who they want then we won't even have a country anymore. who will even give me one billion dollars for ballroom then. we gotta make not liking republicans punishable by death nyt: buoyed by recent legal triumphs, a defiant trump seeks to redefine democratic norms

Mamdani has demonstrated something that Democrats have largely forgotten. You can't just do good things for voters and expect to be rewarded for it. You have to tell them about it, over and over again. You have to advertise your work in office just as much as you did on the campaign to win it.

trump: no one knows why it's called 8mm. the director doesn't even know. but i'm watching it and nicholas cage, he's on top of Machine and i said "don't do it," i said "don't stab Machine," but he does it. melania, our beautiful first lady was watching too weren't you? melania, off mic: he stab hem

Did you know that [provocatively phrased counterintuitive statement]? It’s true. But [group you are predisposed to dislike] don’t want you to know, because of [thing flattering/unflattering to you/them].

What happens when you give fish cocaine? That’s right: the salmon all started making reckless prediction market bets and cheating on their spouses. www.todayintabs.com/p/dopefish

Adulthood is just cycling between "If I don't say yes to every opportunity, no new opportunities will ever be offered to me" and "Oh no, I have said yes to too many things" over and over until you die.

SHAFT

I still don’t get how people think they are good for mechanical data processing or batch data manipulation tasks. They superficially *look* like they are doing a good job but the poor accuracy and hallucinations make it unreliable if correctness is remotely important to you.

He died of a broken heart.

You get what your promote

that’s right @govpritzker.illinois.gov do it

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

I’ve posted it before, but it feels evergreen The two hardest problems in Computer Science are 1. Human communication 2. Getting people in tech to believe that human communication is important

oral-b stands for oral bentist

1 year ago today I was terminated by DOGE from USAID where I worked to get humanitarian aid into Gaza. Everyone I knew across almost 10 years of my career across 3 prior jobs became unemployed as well. My entire LinkedIn network suddenly became "open to work" I'm a one issue voter. Punishment.

oh man. iranian state media reporting that the strait of hormuz is open, but only to those who can answer the blind old man’s riddles three. not a long term solution, to say the least.

What are your all time favorite textbooks? Here are a few of mine.

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.

Masters TV ad in 2006: Your prostate is HUGE, and we can help with that ☺️ Masters TV ad in 2026: If you aren’t scaling AI to maximize your crypto pilot project then you should just kys 😭

As little as I already thought of the man I'm in awe of what he's accomplished in 15 short months. Historic run. Basically threw away all his fire extinguishers and told every firefighter in town to eat shit, and then set his house on fire. We need a separate Mount Rushmore for morons

He has a talent

I made a to-scale graphic of ABS imprecision, because I wanted to picture it myself. ABS is not perfect, it's not more accurate than humans up to approximately half an inch, but it's better than humans in many ways, including avoiding human biases.

time to rate some more amounts of money $414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from $50: nice and neat. i love it! $1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money $1000: don't bullshit me $1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought $614.05: solid $0: hey, wait a minute! $18.93: bad salad

In 1776 the most populous state was Virginia - with 750k people. Today that is about the population of Vermont or North Dakota. In order to split the USA so that each state has the correct "originalist" number of people, we will need about 500 states. This is a very good idea.

this shit should be illegal. recurring subscriptions ought to be capped at the cost you originally signed up for. "upselling" should require explicit consent, or for the user to drop the subscription and resub at the new rate.

It's impolite to call Musk a genocidal white nationalist because "civility" in American discourse functions not as a neutral procedural norm but as an asymmetric weapon to shield the powerful from accurate moral characterization while policing the tone of those who object.

MUPPET TRENT REZNOR: what have I become / my swedish friend? SWEDISH CHEF: ervie wurr ye durr gurrs awerre en de ern

I hope this is driving home to folks that anti-DEI/anti-woke are functioning mostly as a way to make racism more palatable by framing it as a kind of defensive reaction to an imagined unfairness.

Can't talk right now, I'm entering the forest

Something other than money - substack.com/app-link/pos...

ICE officers getting paid for standing around doing nothing while TSA employees work without pay is a pretty succinct summation of where we're at right now

New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know

the president lying about high level peace talks taking place with the country were at war with, all to juice the stock market, is a gigantic scandal but also its just kinda another monday

Strange situation where we await a statement from Iran to check whether there's any truth to what US president is saying.

Govt by stock market

Trump: I’m going to put ICE in the airports, where they will target and arrest all the illegals, especially Somalis, because I hate the Democrats Headlines: Trump puts ICE officers in airports to ease long lines, provide relief for weary travelers

A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.

Sorry but I’m getting the even worse vehicle designed by Apl de Ap and Taboo, it’s an AI powered Zeppelin that’s constantly on fire and keeps calling me “Soccer Mama”

How about instead we give $1000 to every man woman and child in the US for wrecking up gas prices. Trump apology dividend www.nytimes.com/2026/03/19/w...

ME: oh a little Zohran video for St Patrick's Day, probably just celebrating Irish culture, maybe a few green beer jokes ZOHRAN (2 minutes in): ...and that's why King Leopold I of Belgium is a big wet bitch. Furthermore...

Greg Bovino won’t just get to walk away — he will be held accountable and responsible for the damage he's done to our nation. We won’t forget, and neither should you. No one is above the law.

We've been playing this all weekend

We are actually in great danger from the make-believes our societal decision-makers cleave to

that’s a good ol fashioned jack off