My Therapist: What's been on your mind? Me: **Thinking of the early 2000s show Even Stevens*** Isn't the phrase "Cool Beans" redundant? Beans is quintessentially cool

It’s nearly three years since my therapist told me, “Don’t overthink it”. Still trying to work out what she meant.

I know my therapist likes my jokes cause she's always writing them down

*goes back to work* Gosh what is this sudden despair that has come over me?

Really need the prescription strength hot dog

My therapist told me to be vulnerable with my friends so I let them watch me put on a fitted sheet

"🎵 On top of spagheeeetttiiii, all covered with cheese 🎶"

Exposure therapy for someone with rejection sensitivity dysphoria and it's just getting a lot of 👍 instead of ❤️

I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!!

We talk a lot about how terms like OCD, ADHD, and bipolar are often misused. When are we going to talk about how a lot of people say they're antisocial when they mean asocial?

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Doorbells should be made illegal in commercials. Dog owners know what I'm talking about.

The movie Final Destination but the seemingly unavoidable horror I'm trying to escape is slowly turning into my parents

Happy Father's Day! Here's some art from a vasectomy brochure.

ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug* CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug* ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*

Talking to my therapist about my fear of not being committed to the bit

When your father failed during your childhood and is trying to get it together now

Episode 53: The Body Keeps The Score In 2014, a Dutch researcher revolutionized our understanding of trauma with insights like "don't talk about it" and "get a massage."

Costco should sell the hot dog umbrellas

Them: Why did you become a therapist? Me (thinking about the time my dad's mistress called me crying because she found out he was cheating on her): I just like helping people.

TFW my therapist tells me to be kinder to my inner self

Current Bluesky vibes

Me: So it says here you suffer from imposter syndrome. Therapist: Get out of my chair!

therapist: What's causing your anxiety me: [gestures broadly at everything] therapist: [starts gesturing too] me: [sobbing] therapist: [sobbing]

Just one more thing. If it’s “Alvin and the Chipmunks,” does that mean that Alvin isn’t a chipmunk?

Panic can feel sudden, but it often follows a recognisable cycle. It may begin with a situation, thought, memory, or physical sensation that is interpreted as dangerous. Fear increases, physical symptoms intensify, and the cycle continues.

i heard they are updating the myth of sisyphus for current times and because of that he will now be pushing a fully loaded laundry basket up the hill

therapist : oh wow that's a lot. me : sorry haha 😀 therapist : no I mean you have been through a lot! me : oh. yeah hahaha

Psychologist: [holds up inkblot] And this one? Me: A swirling black pit of never-ending despair Psychologist: Nope, it’s a duck wearing a funny hat

we all deserve happiness like this

great stuff google thank you so much!!!!

therapist: tell me what happened dog: he threw the ball and I went to chase it therapist: go on dog: he hadn't thrown it, he just pretended therapist: how did you feel dog: humiliated? he laughed, can you believe that therapist: let the feelings out dog: it can never be the same between us

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I just wrote "depressino" instead of depression and honestly I kind of like it. Gives it a chic kind of vibe

"You're wasting your time marketing on Bluesky because it's all authors" my dude nobody reads more than authors. I've read nine books this year and it's only May. One of the authors in my discord has read a whopping 39. Good authors are also good readers, and good readers buy books.

Arrives before Mother's Day

Still the best film adaptation of The Odyssey

Socrates's son playing video games and Socrates is like "shouldn't you be examining your life"