Folks, I give you the New York Times

When I have to wait even two hours for the analysis:

If we’re playing a card game and I put my hand out like this I am calling out the heart of the cards. It doesn’t matter the game. Could be strip poker. Heart of the cards

Is there an academic equivalent of “Good luck with booking that stage u speak of"

Instead of posting my frustration about NYT doing shit like both-sidesing women's suffrage, I've started telling at least 2 normies in my life about how the NYT is Fox News in disguise and then point to specific articles to prove my point, and suggest they support ProPublica or Mother Jones instead

They should have done something together.

Check your voter registration y'all

Scrolled through my screenshots until I found one that spoke to me.

This is an outrage. I know forests are a bit pretentious but we definitely need them morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/breaking-t...

📣Hi folks, Im looking for experts to talk with about the internal logics of the algorithms that shape social media feeds and that drive LLM search results. (I’m thinking Bayesian algorithms in particular). I need folks who can speak conceptually (not just technically) about these internal logics.

If a pistachio won’t crack easily it’s going in the trash. I’m sorry, but you have literally one job.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

"why your protest aesthetics should utilize the most median established sentiment and visual language"

So what’s next after yesterday’s historic No Kings Day protests? We’re glad you asked! Let’s get to work: nokings.org/whats-next #NoKings

Trump has denied most disaster aid requests from Democratic-led states.

Two fighters for science and democracy, one Stand Up For Science No Kings Rally! Thank you @aoc.bsky.social and @pelosi.house.gov for kicking off our event today! #nokings #standupforscience

A top aide to Hegseth informed a senior Army official that Trump would not want to stand next to a Black female officer at military events.

A Reddit thread will have a misleading title like “Am I the asshole for stabbing my best friend” and you’ll jump to a conclusion like “almost 100%” but then the context will clarify “they had stabbed me several times and I was about to pass out so in self-defense I…”

Low intensity treatment

TSA workers' union leader blasts ICE for making airport wait times worse: "They’re getting paid to do nothing. They’re not trained. It takes six months to train a TSA officer. They’ve received none of that. A tweet went out, and the next day they’re at the airport walking around sipping coffees."

post a non religious picture u think of as holy

Every writer and director who comes up with a dream sequence

This was in the mobile-only edition that was available from January 12 2017 - July 12 2017.

"No, I shouldn't save the code for this crazy for loop that solved the issues with my data, I'll remember. It will be fine"

A new analysis confirms what has long been suspected: grant cuts at NIH hit women and early-career researchers the hardest. As @jenna-m-norton.bsky.social told me, the findings here are unsurprising, but “documenting the damage from current policy is critical” 🧪

Good people, please fill out those Anthropic claims. Settlement is going to be around $3000 per book. "Anthropic will pay $1.5 billion plus interest into a settlement fund, equating to approximately $3,000 for each work covered by the settlement." www.susmangodfrey.com/wins/susman-....

“Oh remember [insert name]??? What are they up to?” “Fascist now.” “What about [other name]…” “Dead, unfortunately” “Oh, and…” “no it turns out he was an absolute creep.” “And…” “reactionary centrist.” “Well, at least we still have…” “Also dead”

Men really be doing this. (My husband being one of them)

My little brother just informed me about Chuck Norris dying, reminiscing about how we used to watch “Walker, THE Texas Ranger” and the “well, actually” guy in me is going through it rn

Bari Weiss has told us every breath of her career that she wanted to be the specialest girl who got to be the arm of the white patriarchy punishing uppity POC and women for her feelings The world said cool

S1-S4: “If they say ‘MomTok won’t survive this’ I will lose it” Me rn: “I don’t think MomTok will survive this”

When a news story makes it sound reasonable that the Buffy reboot was cancelled:

Stream this too 🤣 youtu.be/HM8Ee6pcXvQ

I remember this. Afroman made the best of what just looked like racial profiling and now he’s being sued because of essentially a really fragile (W) masculinity response. Buy Lemon Pound Cake youtu.be/9xxK5yyecRo

Hello psychology: “Our analysis demonstrates that in fields marked by intellectual pluralism and weak paradigmatic consensus, apparent disruptiveness may be an artifact of scholarly practices rather than an indication of substantive innovation.” Jangle, jangle 🎶

Wow great opportunity with a fantastic team in UL #academicsky universityvacancies.com/university-l...

Bluetooth and PowerPoint animations having improved in my lifetime was just not something I was expecting. Now can we do literally everything else 👀

Colleagues: UC San Diego is hiring an Assistant Teaching Professor in Computational Social Science and Cognitive Science. Great opportunity for those at the intersection of linguistics, CSS, and cog sci. #AcademicJobs #ComputationalSocialScience linguistlist.org/issues/37/1070/?utm_source=dlv...

Been playing this for at least 70 hours. The game has almost no story but it’s just engaging (not a 10/10 but engaging enough). Had only ever played Xenosaga II before this

Reese Witherspoon please save the Buffy reboot, you’re our only hope

Me: “lolz I’m so mean.” People online:

And the empirical differences in learning in anxiety are mostly with uncertainty learning, safety learning, etc. that don't map onto extinction as the fix...

Yeah there were clear shortcomings in the old Foa-esque model of fear learning such that inhibitory learning was a clear improvement over it. But I don't think any of those theories actually explain what's happening in exposure well at all.

We've known this; hatemongers are obsessive, produce "more engagement" & exposed to more ads. The most unhinged & emotionally harmful are the whales of the social media at the cost of everyone else. Plus techbros running social media are aligned with them ideologically. www.bbc.com/news/article...

"It's about class not race" (watches capitalism collapse chasing racist goals over financial exploitation needed to keep the system running) Genocide is a policy carried out by the hands of many, tolerated by many more. bsky.app/profile/cram...

Stat papers be like “you just add these two constants (see equation A)” and equation A will read like elvish dark magic

I guess this is what happens when utility companies are privately owned for profit

My relationship to sour gummi bears