If you have a TikTok, ditch and delete it NOW.

sinners

No joke. On the bus yesterday I overheard two guys drunk midday going "OI MATE, U GETTING THE NEW MCDONALDS EPSTEIN BURGER?"

Shazza, Bazza, Dazza! Merge to form EUGENE

Y'all know we love Transformers! Here's a reminder about how brilliant / fucked up it can get..

I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.

Happy "Blue Monday Isn't Real" Day to all who celebrate.

Yes, I'm doing the noises.

WARNING TO THE #FALLOUT COMMUNITY Allout Monte, writer on the Fallout Ashfall mod, is a literal nazi and should be avoided at all cost. @themodusfiles.bsky.social and @truevaultescapades.bsky.social if you could help spread the word that would be much appreciated.

"YES! HA HA HA, YES!!!"

Greg Mitchell will return Avengers Doomsday. "WILL I? OH NO NO NAWWWW! WHY DID I HAVE TO AGREE TO THAT, THE WIFE'S GONNA KILL ME!"

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

The works of Von Daniken are clearly too complex for a Swiss man to have written. I posit it was the work of aliens with a particularly twisted sense of humour.

Attachment issues

I'm back on my shit again

Time to dust this one off again

In truth, it was a few years ago, when I had access to Amazon Prime, Netflix and Disney+. A fair old crop of films. I wanted to watch Blade, for reasons that should be obvious to people who have watched Blade. I could not, for love nor money, do so through these services. For Reasons.

And this is why I've started to buy physical books and blu rays and DVDs again.

We're super excited to be returning to the Bagpuss Universe for Yaffle Origins. As mega fans of the Oliver Postbox multiverse, we always dreamed of telling the story of Assistant Professor Yaffle getting his first pair of glasses or whatever. Join us on this barren sphere, in this living death.

I confess this is probably commong knowledge to actually creative people, but watching a playthrough of Callisto Protocol and its bland enemy designs got me thinking about the whole "alien virus meat monsters made out of people" thing.

"John Avatar? I heard you were dead."

If you put no effort into something, it has no value. If you can shandy out a dozen "perfect" pictures using the Plagirism Engine, why care? Why have any attachment? A photo is a moment in time, never to be repeated. That is the value. That is the import. It's a link to a moment now passed.

Biffo is enjoying this far, far too much.

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The Santa Clause 4 (2026)

I think this episode is where Reece and Steve went too far in harnessing 1970s unease.

Well, well, well...

Well, this is a move that highlights how confident they are with the current state of the MCU...

60 Minutes (Series, 1968 - )

We've done some boxing by mistake

Signs and portents

I assume the naming scheme is based on the old Headmasters dub.

Reports say Dr Ruth came back to life and is talking about something called “Dark Sex”

Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu

The thing that makes me insane about this and Vincke’s comments is why would you trust AI to make a reference? They’re notoriously bad at doing that and produce banal results! Go buy some art books, they’re great. How is it empowering concept artists to have them not do that?

happy anniversary to the thing I wrought

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.

What's happened with Ince is a fucking disgrace. The Beeb needs a proper cleaning, too much rot set into the place.

Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people