*reading fortune cookie aloud* YOU WILL BE HAPPILY SURPRISED BY A NEW DISCO! *moves thumb* ...discovery.

Sounds like they're trying to Bari the story.

When the mono test comes back negative.

Picked up some light reading while I was there

This is like a Baz Luhrmann remake of Vertigo

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Once when we wanted to show the ineffectual dithering of The Good Place Committee, we had one of them say, "There are rules, procedures. This is The Good Place -- we can't just *do stuff.*" We almost didn't include it, because we thought it was a little on the nose.

I just read a clearly AI-fueled or AI-written book in my academic niche, and while I stumble to finish it, I predict that future historiography will have literature categories and markers like *published post 2024* or *published ante 2024*. Our days will be seen as the barrier between these worlds.

To clear the air here, because I am getting a lot of questions and feedback on this, we are cooked. Here is why:

Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner

mr stephen miller sir, have you considered taking up boxing

NEW: Abrego’s lawyers have proof of Todd Blanche’s direct involvement in his prosecution - after lying to the court about it for months. substack.com/@muellershew...

My December movie at the Alamo Drafthouse Park North - Avatar: Ash and Fire, Warp and Woof!

"i only use AI to come up with ideas" dude come on that's literally the easiest and most fun part. why would you even WANT to not do that part

"we only use AI for coming up with ideas" no you don't. you use AI to come up with the a bland version of other people's ideas. there is currently NOBODY more replaceable than you

Woman comes to US at age 6. Graduates nursing school. Work permit. No criminal record. Snatched and imprisoned by ICE for 6 months now. About to be forced back to Honduras. A life destroyed and one less nurse. Merry Christmas. www.nola.com/news/educati...

The epitome of misleading bullsh*t from the WH deputy press secretary. 👇 Getty Images link to a 2003 pic of the same event. www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-...

These fuckers are disgusting

rfk will not rest until your kid is dead wapo.st/4s2l2zn

If we do have stagflation next year I’m becoming Columbo

There's actually a very unsettling array of these to choose from

(me when i have nothing to do) i should think of something to do (me when i have something to do) well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.

Per Trump’s preferred naming format in the Epstein Files, I understand the Center is now called: [REDACTED] And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts

HUGE NEWS from the new Epstein files: Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996. The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...

Imagine showing Martin Luther this just after he nailed the 95 theses to the church door.

Honestly didn’t even know Donald J. Trump was dead

I'm currently outside the Kennedy Center:

A friend has sent me this photo from the website of the Sandringham Estate. That fireplace looks *remarkably* familiar, doesn't it? bsky.app/profile/jame...

I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:

How could they have white knuckled an Epstein Files release when all they did was black out every scrap of information except Bill Clinton's pictures? That would take no more than an hour to do, tops.

🚨BREAKING: The Department of Justice will fail to publicly release all of its files on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein by a Friday deadline, violating a new federal law explicitly mandating that the trove of documents be turned over for public scrutiny. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Whatever is wrong with this man needs to be addressed by mental health professionals not military force

Olivia Nuzzi what have you done

“Named the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, it is the sole national memorial to the martyred President…” The psychological dimensions of Trump’s compulsion to plaster his name on the front of this edifice are interesting, to say the least.

Otisburg

To be clear, this is happening NOW to black people. So we are not rehashing or nitpicking – we are being forced to re-litigate in 2025 (and beyond) rights that people fought and died in the streets for. So, yes we will be talking about this. balloon-juice.com/2025/12/19/t...

I have a crisp $5 bill for anyone who will get Trump to consider putting his last name on the Washington Memorial, right at the top below the pyramidion, all four sides.

When it comes to developing a healthcare plan for Americans, Donald Trump takes YEARS with no results, but when it comes to slapping his tacky name on the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, he is ON IT within 24 hours. #Priorities

Pediatric phalloplasty is something that takes place when there is severe genital injury or a congenital condition. I have not been able to find a single report of phalloplasty performed on a transgender minor. This is grotesque fear-mongering.

I remember that once on Twitter someone told me that Song of the South is “now considered racist,” so I looked it up and sure enough, the NAACP had picketed the premiere. People in the olden days had eyes.

The Brown/MIT shooter killed people with his gun, not his visa www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...