So, Thomas Jefferson's university is planning to re-segregate.

If you're flipping through old Atlas monster comics, you're either Goomscrolling or Fin Fang Foomscrolling.

Louvre robbery. French police release image of suspect.

I don't know what visual metaphor you need for the moment, but this should do it

I think Dracula could defeat Frankenstein but I don’t think Count Chocula could defeat Frankenberry and that speaks to the richness of the characters

Ace Frehley is survived by his brother, I.P.

JD Vance Defends Erosion Of Democracy As ‘Happening’

Columbo Day > Columbus Day

Novels are just comics consisting of one picture and an overwritten caption.

Tomorrow is Columbo's Day, so remember to eat the traditional chili dogs, wear your best disheveled raincoat, and above all, don't let any rich assholes get away with anything

The new Bygones album is a delight.

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

Trump will just have to keep murdering fishermen until you stupid jerks give him the peace prize

I’ve received multiple death threats + doxing (including my home address) directly following harassment from Turning Point USA, Jack Posobiec, Andy NGO, + Fox News which called me an antifa ‘financier.’ I have been forced to move my classes online. If journalists want to talk, DM me or reply here.

We've had fuckups in the White House before, but never a president who seemed so deliberately intent on being a fuckup. It's been said before, but if these people were actual agents of an enemy power seeking to divide, dismantle and destroy the USA they wouldn't be doing anything different.

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

there's this assumption by the admin that there is an infinite supply of buff KKK members ready to fill the ranks of the military and ICE and I have bad news for them both about the overall number of KKK members and their general fitness level

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

I have lived and worked in and around Chicago for 27 years and I have been assaulted less often than Sen Paul has been in his own back yard.

Lawson's in Shenyang, China. Lawson's started in Cuyahoga Falls, OH and used to be ubiquitous in the area. Now they are gone but they live on in Asia.

Because Kirk, like Buckley, made a career out of pushing white supremacist politics behind a mask of polite civility?

Everyone is in danger from people to their political right. Even if you're some breed of ultra-conservative, you're STILL more likely to killed by someone to your right than someone to your left.

In fairness, "even dumber" is the D'Souza family motto.

This explains it better than I can

no one's ever done this meme right, so i'm going to finally make an accurate version

Social mobility has been declining for decades but that's fine, we don't need the talents of 340 million people as long as we have the several dozen children of our stupidest oligarchs

And Houseroy?

Yes, I'm cultured. The culture:

When people say “I want my kids to have things I never had the opportunity to have,” I did not realize they meant measles.

Staggering to think that the sun produces 3.8 x 10²⁶ joules of energy ever second. That's basically enough to destroy the entire galaxy, or to create one (1) AI illustration with a prompt of "Big Titty Anime Girl + Mom But She Loves Me."

The RFK hearing is a remarkable example of someone in real-time being informed about where they are on the Dunning-Kruger curve.

The best time to switch to Linux was when Copilot was introduced. The second best time is right now.

Next president's gonna have to spend a term in another building entirely while cleaning crews scrub off all the shit Trump leaves behind.

Dick Grayson debuted as Robin in April 1940, became Nightwing July 1984, so June 2028 will mark the dickquinox, the exact point he was Robin and Nightwing for the same amount of time.

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

I miss the old brand #CDC

Joni Ernst ran for Senate vowing to combat sexual assault in the military. She won, and proceeded to do some work towards that goal. Then she supported a rapist for president and voted to confirm a rapist as Secretary of Defense, and with that legacy, retired.

TIRED: Comparing Trumpism to communist regimes WIRED: Comparing Trumpism to fascist regimes INSPIRED: Comparing Trumpism to Scientology

In 1986, Marvel was withholding Jack Kirby’s artwork unless he signed an onerous agreement about his rights. I made a bunch of these masks and gave out to fans to wear at the Marvel panel at Chicago Con, to unnerve Jim Shooter when promoting the new stuff. I guess I saved one in my files.

Hell this morning has another deeply surprised soul

I want a presidential candidate who promises to construct Union memorials and statues all over the country. And yeah, North and South. Blanket Virginia with statues of Thomas, who actually chose the right side. Hell, put one of Sherman in the middle of Peachtree Park.

I want a statue of Ambrose Burnside that's so big the burnsides are visible from space.

Jupiter 2 at the Highland Square PorchRok’r festival.