since 2015 it has been "you can't ask for anything and you definitely can't object to anything or there'll be fascism" and we have fascism anyway so i think we can confidently criticize democrats perhaps we've not been critical enough and never shoulda listened in the first place

that's one of mine that, if i'm not mistaken 🫡

Seattle's Mamdani is winning by an absurdly small margin over our incumbent mayor, who once pulled a gun on a pregnant woman in a parking lot. Vote in your local elections! www.thestranger.com/news/2025/11...

a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers

cracking open a tall boy who’s a cold one

Me: Hey I'm donating a bunch of books to a group that's adding to the local public school libraries, any you want to add? Partner: Oh good I thought we could stand to thin them out (turns to books) which ones? Me: (shows waist high stack) Partner: ...wait our shelves look like this AFTER?!

"There are some who argue" This, and all its variants, needs to be killed stone dead. Either name the 'some' / 'many' / 'critics' and quote them precisely, or fuck off.

Getting fired from vice for calling him McShithands on the staff slack

I think this one has got to him because he's posted at least three separate responses to this over the last 10 hours:

What Musk truly desires

joyce carol oates is one of my favorite posters, and I wish she was here on bluesky

this is how joyce carol oates executed elon musk on live television

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

Joyce Carol Oates to Musk

Musk immediately confirms Joyce Carol Oates' assessment.

Joyce Carol Oates: masterclass

Joyce Carol Oates just pulverized him, didn’t she?

incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests

oh it gets worse

Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"

Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...

more information in her caption

Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas

lmao just find out whether it's true rather than accusing her of spreading misinformation, what do you think journalism is

it's not 'performative' if you're taking pictures of random fucking strangers reading. they're just reading! you're the creepy one!

For anyone who missed her post

We’ve only ever asked them to try. They won’t even do that.

If they could also do away with the fucking millenial sitcom as funko pops in little golden books that would be great

perhaps if funko pops looked good, instead of bad

Abolish Funko Pops

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

Go fuck yourself

everything else aside, “i got the issue i cover completely wrong for several years straight, anyway let’s all move on” is an incredible move.

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

Whenever I can, I go to Broadview ICE, where BP and ICE agents are coming in and out, and I hold a sign that says ICE IS EVIL, and I say those words. Because this is evil. It's just evil.

I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖 Hint. Fucking. Hint.

The fact that 30% of our stock market is wrapped up in “help-kids-kill-themselves” technology seems to be an important datapoint in the evolution of late stage capitalism.

I hope that every one of these men dies not only penniless, but in that particular piercing anguish born of hunger and want and screaming desperation.

John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.

What a queen

For @msnbc.com I wrote about how Tuesday's election gives Democrats the blueprint for overcoming Republican anti-trans attacks and how thus should settle all the talk about throwing trans people under the bus. www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

Walking down the street with Willow, belting the lyrics to the Sesame Street Pinball Counting Song, and singing” 1–2–3–FOUR, FIVE–6–7–8–NINE, TEN-ELEVEN, TWELVE doot doodoodoot doo doo” out loud b/c it’s the end of the work week and I’ve finally regained control of my life. youtu.be/JZshZp-cxKg?...

This IS a winnable fight! And it’s your fight. Stand with Starbucks workers!

Holy ass he said it out loud. They can't make us feed hungry people. This is insane. Like insane right? This is our tax money earmarked for SNAP and he's like no it's mine now, check out the ballroom.