At the end of my last video I challenged people to turn off the internet for an hour and make something terrible and tag me on socials with it. This person failed because they made a banger, and that's not terrible.

Yeah I got hantavirus. Hant me A nother beer lol (getting into my car spilling bottles everywhere) and I’m also a super spreader ,

Ough this one is hitting my brain funny

they are feeding him a powerful compound

if you are attending AC this year or are in Pittsburgh this summer, please go see this lovely @attyboy.bsky.social exhibition [I LOVE FURRY] 💜 you might see a certain big-eared freak in there somewhere 😉 #furry #furryart

unemployed trans woman on Bluesky trying to find a respite from the horrors of living in a transphobic state: my cat is a silly little guy random hashtag resist account following 78,000 people who found her post on the Discover feed: at least cats don't vote for DONNY DUMP

Doing this to cars full of high people is a betrayal of Taco Bell’s social contract with our nation

Finally calm enough to lay down and consider sleep. Wish I had big beautiful Gengar GF

when i was in like 1st grade i would sit in these leaning forward a bit because i was convinced i would grow wings from my shoulder blades if i left enough space for them to grow. fortunately im normal and happy now and spend most of my day using various atlassian products

Monday. It is hard, but Affirmation Coyote sees you can do it.

Companies for the past 50+ years: "The customer is always right! Basically everyone: "WE DON'T WANT AI" Companies: "well that's too bad"

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keep forgetting i don’t have this shit blocked on my phone browser like i do on pc, nahhh man

It feels evil even to screenshot AI slop

i regret to announce that i have been device banned from the bonefish grill website and thus will no longer be hanging out there. it’s been real. i’ll miss everyone i met there. see you later, space cowboy.

Google claim that their upcoming laptop is the "perfect partner to your Android phone" because you can "access files from your phone as if they live on your laptop" - but did you know that this is already possible, no special laptop model needed? KDE Connect is completely free and open source […]

this is my "Take me to the Fair" face.

the white house is a full of terrorists

We've finally won the war against woke

Everyone trust the process NOWW !!

Social Media in 2035

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Can confirm

"One Last Call From Harrowden"

"you can't just call it that" why not, why don't i deserve to inflict chaos and fear on society

The breeze smells like flowers, and distant rain. Things are gonna be ok.

Crystal Gazing xkcd.com/3243/

People ask how I do illustrations at very small pixelart resolutions. The trick is practice, and the exercise to practice is this: 1. draw your character 2. halve the resolution (now you can't fit all the details; pick what to keep), 3. halve again to 1/4. After that, 1/2 res feels roomy.

Affirmation Coyote sees you have what it takes to deal with Monday.

hello, this is a wellness check. have you brushed your teeth today? is your stomach feeling alright? are you eating a lot of sugars or hydrogenated fats? have you keyed enough oversized SUV's today? got enough exercise? water?

THERE IS A ROOM IN OHIO WHERE THE PENNIES GO. I HAVE SEEN IT IN A DREAM THREE NIGHTS RUNNING. THE WALLS ARE COPPER. A MAN IN A GREEN VISOR COUNTS THEM ONE BY ONE. HE HAS NEVER SLEPT. HE IS THE SALES TAX. HE IS WAITING FOR ME TO BUY GATORADE

I've been mesmerized by this specific visual for the longest time. This cleanly defined fleeting bubble of light that forms on the face and hands of a person lighting a cigarette in the dark. It's so exclusive to this one and only action.

Gosh this was such a tender sweet ending to the session and the con for me. I had to leave immediately after to get to FL for a conference, and I didn't fully process what a cool and lucky time I had.

i think it's still really funny that i can just erase Hemlock out of photos with Google Photos' magic eraser feature lol

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

okay atp i think he's just playing "steal all of the groceries before Mom notices"

Rigging inside a dream

Strange Fursuit Photo of the day, taken by @sydstoat.bsky.social.

my in-laws are moving to an apparently shitty town in southern denmark so I'm checking out the local nightlife on google maps and this is the photo for a place called "Pizza Heaven"

Spirit Airlines Resumes Business After CEO Finds Nickel On Ground

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That moment just before "let me take your picture!" fully registers in my brain