I wish ferrets were real

172 sonic booming Jacksonville

Bidet idea

@revit.bsky.social I’M MOVING TO OHIO Dm me

Respond to hole pics with:

Have you ever lived anywhere?

Gas station riolu

Why doesn’t one just eat Skyline Chili all the time?

Strange Fursuit Photo of the day, taken by @sydstoat.bsky.social.

You can’t make this shit up

*asks if it’s ok if I ask you a question*

I have become a machine that creates and consumes quesadillas

I need to make an appointment with my ornithologist

earth

moon

Paws Unlimited Ltd.

Lil Wayne is a very serious man.

@reimeerkat.bsky.social remember that one time

Are you an animal or a bird?

You know how in the furry fandom there's a lot of "interesting" men?

Well howdy! 📸: @sydstoat.bsky.social

im still thinking about how big my paws came out :3 ft. @yesthatmog.bsky.social 📸 @sydstoat.bsky.social

“Kendrick Malar” — @nevermourn.fm

With real cane sugar Finally

I miss y’all!!!! 📸 @sydstoat.bsky.social

oh shit

I can’t stop pissing. Every day. Ugh

May I please kick it?

I’m an innocent weasel cast adrift in a sea of sparkledogs

Walleyed Mascots

“Finding a specific fucking power strip has been the worst experience of my life” — @nevermourn.fm

Why are we ball busting all of a sudden?

💍💍💍 @kokosto.at @nevermourn.fm

We need to quit fucking around and go to Olive Garden

Year

I recently acquired a 1Dmk2, and while I don't think the word shitty truly applies to it, it's constraining and inspiring, and I think that's the right spirit for the #shittycamerachallenge I'm loving these photos, that's 8 megapixels of pure joy.

Is your asshole imperial or metric?

Aaaa @pandapaco.bsky.social gifted this when he stayed with me a few days ago. It blew me away. It’s too good. I hung it on my bedroom wall next to @scurrow.bsky.social art. I want to see the art my friends make every single day ❤️❤️❤️

Who put @sydstoat.bsky.social inside this frame!? He seems okay with it, tho. Traditional. Color markers and pencils. (I'm still fascinated by how Ohuhu markers work. Same (or even better) quality than Copic and 10 times less its price)(Prismacolor pencils will always be my all-time favorites)

SCREAMS QUIETLY ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Daaaaad 😳😳😳

“I dunno… it doesn’t say anything about diapers in the bible” - @scurrow.bsky.social

DJ BOYFRIEND 🔥🔥🔥

TONIGHT! Tune in to TECHSORCERY! twitch.tv/ravespellbook Event starts at 7pm Eastern. My set around 10pm. I've got a bunch of dark and heavy tunes for you

Either I just learned to play the accordion, or @scurrow.bsky.social is right behind me... 📷: @sydstoat.bsky.social Happy Oktoberfest

One of these is going to be the banner above the escalators at MFF and I cannot decide which one. What is your opinion, dear reader? (Both pics are by @sydstoat.bsky.social )

It will be 2015 in 4 months. Think about that.

Had another weird car dream tonight. This time I was down in Atlantic City and @sydstoat.bsky.social was selling me a FSO Polonez. It was covered in fake race car livery and looked really cheesy but it ran and drove perfectly. I was already making plans to restore it back to its original condition.