Me when there's a school group on the subway.

Klingon teenager: welcome to the OC b’Itch

All the money JK Rowling has could be used to do something good in the world, and she chose to use it to bludgeon a children's organization into excluding specific children.

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Poorly Drawn Lines Mouse!

Do you wish your Christmas sounded more like a 70s variety show? Check out our Muppeturgy Christmas playlist, with holiday favorites from five dozen celebrities who appeared on The Muppet Show!

Tiler Peck dancing to a Whitney Houston cover on the Lindt float. God bless us, every one.

Baayork Lee at 78 still out there doing the "One" choreography at 10:30 on a Thanksgiving morning. god bless her. #macysparade

I never want to hear anyone complain about the Wicked tie-ins again.

muppets wearing scarves is thanksgiving’s most beautiful tradition

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

We say the variety show is dead but we forget the #macysparade

I guess advances in in-ear monitor technology allows people to sing live in situations they wouldn't have before. Doesn't mean they should. #macysparade

A Chess commercial but no performance? Cowards. #macysparade

My "let's check Twitter and see if people are mad" moment came so early this year. (They are.) #macysparade

They made a movie of Wicked??? #macysparade

STARLIGHT regrets at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade...

I skipped the intro and literally gasped when I realized what was happening.

I realize it's the hit from the show but you'd think they'd do an upbeat dance number. Nope!

Irene Cara and the most disturbing Marmaduke costume you will ever bear witness to? ONLY FROM THE MACY’S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE...

Did the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade try to get the cast of the legendary HILL STREET BLUES to do a musical number with the cast of SHIRT TALES? No. They didn’t try. THEY *DID*.

Oh, how I hate this tradition (no matter who does it). You can find all kinds of quite serious arguments about how it makes light of things that aren’t light, but I can never get over the basic premise that you eat a Thanksgiving turkey because it did something wrong.

One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.

What the whole DOGE atrocity should demonstrate is that, when given unfettered access to talent and resources, and an opportunity to create something new that is wholly original and from his own brain, Elon Musk could not deliver. All he managed to do was break other people's work.

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Yesterday's Wordle!

The pious, hateful and devout You're turning tricks till you're turned out The wind's so cold, it burns You're burning out, blowing 'round And if you've got no other choice You know you can follow my voice Through the dark turns and noise of this wicked little town

Never make a promise or plan Take a little love where you can Nobody's on nobody's side Never stay too long in your bed Never lose your heart, use your head Nobody's on nobody's side

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She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

The Zohran press conference is your regular reminder that the entire administration folds like tissue paper at the slightest hint of confidence and conviction, and thus the fact that national democrats are playing a game of capitulation and weakness is exactly why they're all getting away with it

oh yeah the new york city subway is so fucking scary, you never know what kind of weirdo you'll have to share a train with

Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out

There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.

another mess

between this, Gatsby party, and Les Miz outing, sometimes it seems like Trump doesn't understand the lessons of the artistic classics he loves

it brings me a tiny flicker of hope that someone as profoundly opportunistic as marjorie taylor greene has decided it’s fine to move away from the fold

Welp, I just used the word “pluribussy” and I hate both a) myself and b) that I know I’m not the first one to use it

This is where I post from if you even care

You can disagree and argue as much as you like but the point of evaluating something scientifically is that not every statement should be given equal credence because evidence matters

The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.

america has been morally adrift ever since it has not figured out what to do with The Muppets

Gavin Newsom posts funny stuff sometimes, but don't forget he's anti-trans rights, and he's hostile to unhoused people, and he should not be in the Democratic presidential primary next year.

I don't think enough people realize that using The Muppets (and I'm including Sesame Street in this) is labor-intensive, often prohibitively expensive, AND writing for them properly requires a delicate touch. They aren't a blunt instrument you just shove into public domain IP and hilarity ensues!

This is actually good spin, or would have been. But the fact that the Democratic cave happened without even a coordinated, agreed-upon message like this indicates the depth of the leadership void.

The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon

Celebrating Ann Reinking on her birthday with this astonishing Jack Mitchell photo. Annie was elegant, intelligent, hilarious, bawdy, ferocious, silly, empathetic, and deep as the ocean. 💔💜

This is the future liberals want.

Mamdami is going to implement She Bop law. I'll bop, you'll bob, they'll bop, we'll bop, be-bop-a-loo-bop.