If you see this post your getaway vehicle.

What are the odds the only names not redacted are Democrats

They made a sequel to last year’s TikTok. Genius. 🩷💚

Make the Yuletide gay indeed

Yes, let’s invite AI to scrape our conversations 🙃🔫

If you see this QTP with your favorite psychic type Pokémon!

It’s very moist in California

They’re projecting 1.85 inches of rain tomorrow in San Diego. For context, we only get about 10 inches per year.

So long as Zas’ stock options vest, that’s what’s important 🫠

I’ve never seen a piece of AI-generated content and been like, that’s amazing gimme more

Now that’s some statement jewelry

Oh. So I’m *not* going to Disneyland on Saturday 🙃

Fan culture is insane. The boldness, the entitlement, the lack of sensitivity…

The Devil Wears Prada 2: Prada Harder

Watching the companion documentary for GDT’s Frankenstein makes me love it all the more. What a passionate craftsman. So inspirational. 💙

Repost with an iconic fictional band.

Perfect films are exceedingly rare. Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein is one of them. Perfectly written. Perfectly directed. Perfectly shot. Perfectly edited. Perfectly acted.

We just gave up our leverage. Why?

They promise to vote on extending the ACA. They didn’t say they’d promise to vote *for* the extension. This is so stupid.

Ran into a shiny Buneary. Love this Strawberry Nesquik bunny 😅

Overall, a fun show. Leslie Rodriguez Kritzer as Katharine steals the show. Big company, great set design, and Cyndi brought all the 80s realness to the music and lyrics. Could be tighter, but with some tweaks, I can definitely see this transferring.

Let the river run with some new musical theatre @lajollaplayhouse.bsky.social Hoping for good things as Cyndi Lauper did the music and lyrics and loved what she did with Kinky Boots 🗽💙

Oldest selfie on your phone 2012-ish? When @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social thought I was 25 😅

Well. That was fantastic.

They had better use practical effects. The world doesn’t need CGI/AI Gremlins.

Look, love me some MJ, but just because Wicked got away with it, let’s not get crazy here.

Surprise… next year is a milestone year for me, and to celebrate it, I’m returning to 54 Below on a Monday night at 7pm. Which is a major thing in the niche world of cabaret. Come celebrate with this bicentennial baby - tickets on sale now.

Prop 50 passed, Mamdani is mayor, VA flipped blue, and Jonathan Bailey is the Sexiest Man Alive… 💙💙💙

AP and NBC calling that Prop 50 will pass 💙💙💙

Screaming incoherently 🙌🙌🙌

Oh.

Or maybe, and stay with me here… hiring fucking artists and stop relying on AI slop

post something random or you’ll have an awful November

Seeing everyone’s trees up I’m getting fomo but my fatigue outweighs the fomo so… next week? 🤷🏻‍♂️

At least once a day this goes off in my brain: I would like a ring, I would like a ring I would like a diamond ring on my wedding finger I would like a big and shiny diamond That I could wave around and talk and talk about it And when the day is here, forgive me, God, that I could ever doubt it🎶

Jamie Lloyd is doing mall Santa meet and greets now

My costume? Exhaustion

Little morning news segment to promote the Halloween party at Hard Rock 😅

Showing off our current reads! Here’s mine: I’m guessing by the way you’re live, laugh, loving your best Christian girl autumn life in your knockoff UGGs that your name ends in “leigh” and you harass the manager at Starbucks least once a week for the barista not adding enough cinnamon to your PSL

Republicans are already scheming to lock in power they can’t win honestly. Prop 50 is how we stop them. It puts redistricting back in our hands, not theirs. A YES vote means fair maps, real representation, and a Congress that answers to voters — not party bosses. VOTE #YesOnProp50

Again, who’s playing Jumanji and could they please stop???

I can’t tell if I like this or not. I’m guessing they were trying to make the butterfly look like a cloud, but it’s feeling more marshmallowy.

Nice hour and a half commute home. One last fuck you from this grueling week 🙃🔫

Yes, Chef

Zaslav is the worst CEO

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Spent the last few hours grinding for enough money to buy the pieces for this outfit #PokemonZA

Nice day at the beach in San Francisco, California #NoKings October 18, 2025

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