dont know why i did this

When I was a kid I didn't understand King of the Hill, because I couldn't grasp why standing on the street corner drinking beer and saying "yep" with your neighbors was fun. Now I'm an adult woman who often spends time chilling in voice chats with queer women, and I owe Mr. Hill an apology

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

First of all, people always ask 'Sagat, why you leave Shadaloo? Why you no longer ride with M. Bison?’ And I tell them the same thing every time, man. Because eventually you get tired of taking dragon punches for a billionaire in shoulder pads who thinks dental coverage is a substitute for salary.

And for the record, because people clip this out of context & post it on on BattleHub, I got no problem with Ryu personally anymore. We squashed it. Plus let’s be honest: if I won that fight they would’ve had me doing commentary on every tournament for the next thirty years anyway.

Bimbofication but its just me having to play on easier difficulties of my sudoku app than I used to be able to

turn in your pronouns and your blue hair. youre off the case

Threw the opp into the particle collider, watched his ass get pulled apart into a million pieces, Turned his sorry ass into some data

"Watch out, Mac. You're blue now, that's his special attack."

it's time. society is ready for the Transgender Austin Powers Reboot

Feel free to follow my FFXIV alt account for more low quality shitposts, and presumably also eventually the actual character writing and gposes and whatnot that I've actually been putting effort into

really happy to say that when i googled nuzlockeslop it actually got a result

#cmm // for @allegedlywoof.bsky.social 💞 #slaythespire #thesilent

i feel like hank hill and tony soprano should have met

tony soprano children at his feet likes to eat imported italian meat

One Nintendo fan professed to enjoying all of the publisher’s music, apart from the Donkey Kong Country soundtrack and DK Rap. paletteswap.site/dif...

I have ideas for comicbooks, music albums, epic fantasy novels, and Tears of the Kingdom Challenge Videos. What I lack is time and financial security to pursue these ideas. You can ALWAYS identify a soulless salesman by whether or not they think the bottleneck of creativity is having a good idea.

Nobody: Midna during important cutscenes for no reason:

Consume e g g

🎵 "She's an outlaw loose and running” 🎵 Came the whisper from each lip 🎵 "And she's here to do some business with the big iron on her hip" 🎵 (Big iron on her hiiiiip)

Woke 2 kicks ass 🌈

important update

So uh...some people might be aware of the fact that when they made a girl version of Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life, they just kinda had to pick from the dudes who were already there for the bachelors, none of them were designed with women in mind AND I FORGOT THE MANUAL JUST FUCKING SAYS THIS??

oomfs think i'm a princess :) *remembers they are communist* uh oh

Designed a cute snake. 🐍 💞

Just heard a radio DJ use the phrase “I’m just doing my job” while introing the new drake

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XI? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of the Rank 5 Nation Missions up to level 75 for free with no restrictions on playtime!

I will never stop talking about this: The lovely and profound "If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known" is from an NYT article about the author accidentally being CC'd on an email where his friends were making fun of him for renting goats.

#pwyw // big meaty pawbs… (for @allegedlywoof.bsky.social)

I've got no interest in their music, but the "I fucked up, I was fucking stupid" apology for homophobia stands as one of the best examples (short, ofc, of not doing it in the first place) of a public apology made, and should be studied by comms professionals.

Sometimes my dog will sit at the window just WAITING for something to bark at. He'll whine nervously, shift around on his butt, and growl. I always tell him "Stop Doomscrolling!" and he dejectedly walks away from the window. We're not so different, little man. Looking for something to be mad at. 😔

Daily bunny no.3318 is adjusting the fire

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

i looked up the plot for this book and every couple of words is a new punch to the head, i need to read this. Books are so cool.

Definitely a "me and who?" but also a fun thing from the past couple of years is realizing that my gender identity is 75% girl on the left, 25% girl on the right, and thats beautiful

Happy Vagina Bones Day to those that celebrate.

Genshin Impact has done irreparable damage to UI design cus now every mobile game got this stupid ass UI

it's our nintendo store now #communism

reminder that Xbox is still a BDS target, so you can feel even better about cancelling Nitro and not giving Discord money than you previously would have

i'm killing you. i'm KILLING you