This one?

it's easter: one man, one lord, one faith, one baptism, two nunchucks

happy easter

Spoon with a thing for getting cheated on frantically googling "hotknife gets forked" call that cucklery

learned yesterday that the Sea Monster Ate My Ice Cream episode of ducktales was like 9/11 for hungarian children

There's something a bit poignant about a Bluetooth device failing to connect to another device right next to it when they're the only Bluetooth devices for hundreds of thousands of kilometres around.

roy mustang may be an all time animated sexyman but he is also like a caricature of a liberal in that he is a colonel in a fascist military who discovers that his fuhrer, on whose orders he has already committed genocide, is evil and he’s like oh my god we have to warn the rest of nazi high command

okay where's the best parties for 17776 day on Tuesday?

everytime someone says "my bad" I always get the urge to respond "Yeah. It is your bad." but I'm always scared people arent gonna get that I'm referencing this

that's earthslop. you only like it because you live here

something something pokemon mystery dungeon

Doing some homework and I got stumped on this one question, does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

I’m fucking crying dude. Asking “pretty please do not introduce a security vulnerability”.

one of the finest posts of all time

Season 2 Episode 39 - Frame 345 out of 2584

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This is the funniest reason for a character in a romance game to be non-romanceable

Good Morning Chat!

Damn this one was a banger and it flopped

Wow!! What a fantastic Percy Day haul!! You're all so kind and sweet to it!! Thank you everyone, and here's to another wonderful year of Possum!

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today. Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere. Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.

theyre making the omelas kids fight like beyblades

DOMME: so how come you’re wearing a collar if you don’t have an owner ME: do you know what a ‘ronin’ is

Cnc findomme (I'm robbing you)

Trans day of every tabloid shuts the fuck up about us forever. Trans day of let us have our healthcare and leave us the fuck alone. Trans day of tearing down the panopticon. Trans day of let us control the narrative instead of deferring to some cis sexologist's hallucination.

Happy #transdayofvisibility y'all! To all our trans brothers, sisters, and siblings beyond the binary, we hope today lets you set down your burdens, relax, and is full of love! For everyone else? Give us $20 it's our birthday in two days ko-fi.com/griefsodeerly

We are drowning There is no sign of land You are coming down with us Hand in unlovable hand

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart

Netflix Lists Self Hosted Polycule Plex Libraries As 3rd Largest Competitor Behind Amazon Prime Video and Poob

Girls will have a shit day at work and cope by writing an extremely angry poem that reads like Portal 2 Dialogue

this is how it feels to back a very cool rpg on kickstarter

trans day of having a nice snack is coming up and if cis people aren’t gonna cough up the goods we’ll just take it

I liked the art for this sts2 card so much I wanted to try recreating it...

(phil collins voice) I've been waiting for this moment For all my life, oh lord

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

5-Year-Old Kojima Tweeting: 10:57: Just Ate "Twix Snickerdoodle". Wow! I enjoyed the subversion of the 'Cookie Element', and the lingering sweet flavor. This dessert makes one question what the nature of COOKIE and CANDY truly is. It is a rare "treat" for fans of the genre.👍 18:32: Ate "Broccoli".

Mama rapidash with her newborn ponyta