yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.

why did i pay $800 for this

being real if a theater kid tried to stop me playing a game i'd simply throw them in a locker and steal their girlfriend like i did in college dude i dunno what this dudes upset about

I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.

I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.

sith apprentice: i know all about your tricks, jedi. this "force feminization" can never work on me

LRP: I played the first hour and a half of ZATO: I Love the World and Everything In It the other day, and it was excruciating, gorgeous, and so achingly raw that as soon as I closed it I spent another 45 minutes writing bad poetry. Play the damn lesbian VNs

The best game narrative of the year will always be the lesbian visual novel that only 20 people have played

things kids ask when they find out their teacher turned into a girl over summer break

It’s not Larian’s fault but it chaps my ass that because they’re Larian they can have a trailer with a full on orgy in it in the middle of the Game Awards and meanwhile adult content in games everywhere else is getting cracked down on left and right.

DONT WORRY! MEGA MAN DROPPING 2027! LISTEN ‼️

had this stuck in my head all day at work

remembering my idea for an object of power in Control 2 to be "hard drive containing nothing but newgrounds porno flash games"

Easiest Christmas gift idea you could ever have for your friend! Get them custom art from Ari! It's so cheap (but you better tip)

#pathologic #pathologic2

'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed

the vape store that autocanceled my order because the age verification service they use is transphobic sent a very nice apology email and flagged my account out of the verification system, we're gonna fuckin win y'all

TODAY, 12PM MST/2PM EST THE FEAST BEGINS.

So people just fully forgot his “I was looking for a Black bastard to kill” era??????? THIS is his fall from grace? Ok

no you misread, i’m TME Magazine’s that person of the year

LRP: Thinking about how much I owe to a bunch of old shitty sissy forcefem comics and memes, and what a bitter, poisonous pill that is/how many Issues thats caused for me over the years Also thinking about how someone tried really, really hard to get me into BL, and I just... couldn't do it lol

'Vee why did you mention BL, what does that have to do with this--' Do you know how much yaoi/BL I've been subjected to over the years that looks almost functionally identical the end state of an old school forcefem comic and has a big man having his way with a soft feminized 'boy'

Keep calm and tranny on

This sequence of sources made me laugh

this sucks but will make for a banger defunctland video in the future

[Comic] [FFXIV Knight/Squire AU] The brave knight Julianne and her cute squire. | #shukipose | #shukicollab | w/ @juli-elle.bsky.social

Hey you! Yes you! Come be my Definitely Platonic DPS Rival, it'll be both normal and fun*! And listen, if you want to play VPR that's fine, you just have to best me in SINGLE COMBAT** *Only guaranteed to be one of these things **Best 2 of 3 in some sort of bullshit I'm sure we could come up with

Hey! You wanna come raid with us next tier? Here's your shot!!

if you purchase the Breakout edition of the rhythm-action video game UNBEATABLE you will unlock the 'paisley pudge' title for use in arcade mode

Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would

Trans women who moved to Chicago from red states are our greatest resource and must be protected at all costs.

Every ad for AI is like Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!! AI: get sock Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this

so insanely fucking real for this

Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.

lmao SO to trans people not viewing ourselves as positively as cis lesbian women do

Boys ❤️ dresses (Full thread)

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

*whistles innocently*

Why did the bad guys in The Phantom Menace keep using the scrawny ass "roger roger" cuckdroids when they had access to the obviously superior droidekas? Are they stupid?

The most beautiful woman you know is practicing her Paul Bearer impression

now he's making a list, and she's calling a cab now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag