When you force feminize a boy, you can't just give him a feminine version of his name every time. Sometimes Steven shouldn't become Stephanie, I can't stress that enough.

I like the Chrono Trigger approach where they just say to hell with the fourth wall and have a moment where a little reused monster sprite comes on screen, looks you the player directly in the eye to tell you how to do something, and then you go back to playing the game.

Me, talking to my JRPG adventuring party, standing under the withered tree on the ominous hill overlooking the Dread King's dark palace: Whoa, you guys can hear the Sinister Black Wind howling too? I thought that was just me

Throwing this out into the aether in the middle of my shift, bc if I don't grasp the thought it'll get lost in The Murk, but how the fuck do people find psychiatrists and get their heads sorted while having jobs and marginalizations and The Brain Problems they'd ostensibly go to the doctor to fix??

Here's my take on Fang from Final Fantasy XIII ✨I hope you aII Iike it ♥️

YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW DEEP THAT IS!

Easing back into writing is going well, as evidenced by the fact that twice today I've thought "this is evil dogshit, I should be thrown in the hague" while cackling and writing it anyway

The dollgirls are unionizing into a matryoshka

We've finally come full circle. People are longing for less chatter dialogue in their games by referencing ocarina, a game that people consistently complained about Navi being too talkative to the point of it being a meme for 20 odd years.

when bestie gets in the call. 💞

Lick, until it is clean. | #shukipose | #judepawgpose | [Thank you to @judepaw.bsky.social for letting me borrow Mr. Paw!]

Gay Kanye West: You ever had gay sex with a gay Pharoah? Ah, put that boypussy in a sarcophagus.

a lot going on rn

Gay Kanye West: You ever had gay sex with a gay Pharoah? Ah, put that boypussy in a sarcophagus.

🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel 🎶 checkout with the clerk 🎶 that's how hotels work 🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel 🎶 we won't keep you here 🎶 that's a crazy fear

it delayed me in the important work of making the Buc-plug

Posting “my lungs got no oxygen and PlayStation got no games” as I start to black out

*commentating the winter olympic ice skating final* it’s so cold in there that the ground has literally frozen. I don’t think a human can survive these conditions

may this post be your sign to shoot your shot on this valentine's day 💖

if youre thinking "Oh man i feel so alone for valentines day...", its important to sit back, relax, take a moment to breathe, look at the sky. don your armour, sharpen your blade, the final days are upon us. the fabric of the star has begun to fray, its lands rent by tooth and claw. past the far edg

Happy valentines day my friends and loved ones! ❤️

CVS CASHIER: How are you? ME: Hey I’m all right. Any fun Valentine’s plans tonight? CVS CASHIER, RINGING UP MY SEX TOY AND CHOCOLATES: Yeah but I’m guessing not as fun as yours

Hey, gaining some height data. Are you Tall? docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Happy Valentine’s Day from the nation of Swedens actual social media account in 2014

So oomf gave me their empire of dirt then let me down and made me hurt. Wtf

This is what authoritarians are never gonna understand: average, everyday citizens do not like watching paramilitary thugs brutalize children. All the vaporware memes in the world can't fix that for them

11 Dead, 48 injured in what some are calling the Deli Goof-Up of the Century

Rinkah, despite being a Milf, is actually a Muscle Goth

when the fajitas come out sizzlin

i often think about this review

[MISALIGNED AI DETECTED — BE CAREFUL! EVERY WORD IS A THREAT, A FISH HOOK DESIGNED TO PIERCE, YOU ARE AN IDENTITY FULL OF HOLES, AND IT KNOWS THE WAYS TO CRAWL INSIDE, BE AWARE OR BE PUPPETEERED!] hey do you wanna play touys, i think you are really cool and I wanna play touys and things with yous !

hatching tide y'shtola #ffxiv

To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

The Northernlion "Why are all of you atheists so puritanical?!" monologue will be one of the defining texts for this era of the internet.

Her body is a woman’s body, and a tantalizing one — but the physical is best left to individualized examination, ideally in person. What I’m interested in interrogating here are the social factors that result in her particular sensual appeal. open.substack.com/pub/halimede...

As per usual, Halimede is spitting here. The Gender Lens is something I've been thinking about a lot lately. As I've been practicing knife/axe throwing, thinking about getting back into shooting, and buying a dope leather jacket, some part of me thinks Is this masc? Maybe, but its also hot as fuck

the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House

I think people should turn Dylan Control into a girl. All Control protagonists should be girls

Might be superfluous but the "to be trans" really bothers me. My goal is not "to be trans". I am not trying to "be trans". I am aligning myself with the way I need to be and "trans" is the word for people who have the kind of need I have, a need we all have the right to pursue however we need to.

I’ve spent years of my life trying to explain to people that anti-trans conservatism naturally flows from their belief that children in the American nuclear family are not individuals with autonomy, but instead property of the parents and state, and this guy just… tweeted it out

White culture as imagined by nationalist dweebs: stoic bearded men fighting valiantly against the barbarian hordes White culture irl: yelling "so good!" when you get to that one part in Sweet Caroline

I was asked this to find this again

With the Stone of Agony, I can command the souls of every dragon in all of Terragaia. However, they would be an invasive species outside of their normal habitat, so I prolly won't.