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Anyway *makes out and mutually fingers each other as friends*

of COURSE there's a technology the left is excited about

Heard an interview today where a guy said (and I'm paraphrasing) "LLMs have had years to train on every aspect of chess, read every book and article about it, review every match, but when they play, they STILL makes illegal moves. That tells you everything." And. Yup.

its really fucked up that garfield repeatedly tries to send nermal to abu dhabi given that in the UAE he would likely be tried and imprisoned for his homosexuality

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Did you know before the internet, it wasn't ejaculate? It was just jaculate.

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The soft to hard timeline is within your reachhhhhh!

Chomsky to Epstein: there’s a “hysteria that has developed about the abuse of women”. You assume the world’s most famous linguist knows the history of “hysteria”.

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DISSENT is PATRIOTIC

With GoFundMes in thread ⬇️

Current status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE: Renee Good: $1,499,580 Alex Pretti: $1,289,249 Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423 Parady La: $45,848 Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991 Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640 Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538 Geraldo Lunas: $2,260 Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935

why are they both the left one

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I'm at the civil war I'm at the NATO war I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war

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Another vehicle opened. Back was full of license plates, gear, various fed patches.

Me ten years from now: "We have only four weeks of winter per year in Chicago." "Oh, good." "Those weeks occur in four-day intervals completely at random in the period from October through April." "What?" "Don't worry, the temp is usually about -10 to 40." "What?!" "You'll want a warm coat."

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This glib statement is all the more risible when you recall how many law enforcement officers used their vehicles as weapons against protesters in 2020... and how many Republican-dominated states *sought to legalize killing protesters with vehicles* as a reaction to the demonstrations

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Hey I got this thing for Christmas and it said "some assembly required." Am I doing this right?

The Council of Nicaea be like:

Mrs Claus to Santa tonight

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

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I'm at the combination

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fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought

they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well

Breaking: zohran mamdani has converted trump to islam

This is true! "Diot" was a diminutive of "Dionisia" (a forerunner of "Denise"), and "Coke" was a variant of "Cook," so a modern version of "Diot Coke" might be "Niecy Nosh."

It's been rumored for a bit they would leave mid-November. It's not the weather, just the natural lifespan of a ~225 person operation. Before Border Patrol arrived, ICE was still here. They were smashing cars to pull people out of them, taking people from court and check-in appointments, etc.

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there’s a thing here about for the last decade or so, online people have been very negative about small talk - the weather, or local news, or whatever - and small talk is the grease that keeps physical interactions going, and i am tired of ceding that to shut-ins

Quote with your favourite film and album from the year you were born